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(Heavyweight) Name Already Taken defeated Big F'n Elephant in the Room by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, March 22, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 8 inches (234 centimeters) tall weighing in at 642 pounds (291 kilograms) is Big F'n Elephant in the Room!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 270 pounds (122 kilograms) is Name Already Taken!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Big F'n Elephant In The Room stays outside and uses his jab.
Taken is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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Big F'n Elephant In The Room throws a flurry of shots to the face, but Taken takes it on the gloves and counters with a pair of powerful shots to the temple. Big F'n Elephant In The Room backpedals to his own corner.
+Taken throws a pair of shots to the mouth. Big F'n Elephant In The Room sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room takes charge with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room belts Taken with a volley of punches to the head. Taken retreats to the far corner.
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-Taken lunges with a series of combinations to the mouth, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room stays away from it.
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+Taken grazes Big F'n Elephant In The Room with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Big F'n Elephant In The Room launches a pair of right blows to the face, but Taken deflects it and strikes back with a series of off balance combinations to the mouth. Big F'n Elephant In The Room falls against the ropes!
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+Taken fires a shot to the mouth.
+Taken staggers Big F'n Elephant In The Room with a flurry of strong combinations to the jaw. Big F'n Elephant In The Room retreats to the far corner.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room lashes out with a series of painful punches to the temple.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room attacks with a roundhouse to the head!
Big F'n Elephant In The Room lands a quick left blow to the temple and Taken is flattened!!

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Taken struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Big F'n Elephant In The Room attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Taken knocks it away and strikes first with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
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+Taken clocks Big F'n Elephant In The Room with a barrage of blows to the eye.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room smashes Taken with a vicious sweeping right to the nose.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room lands a devestating left cross to the jaw and Taken falls senseless!!

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Taken struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room connects with a right to the nose.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room hits with a volley of combinations to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big F'n Elephant in the Room landed 32 of 33 punches, and Name Already Taken landed 15 of 22 punches.

Big F'n Elephant in the Room won the round 10-7

Big F'n Elephant in the Room is winning the fight 10-7


Big F'n Elephant In The Room doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Taken doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Big F'n Elephant In The Room stays outside and uses his jab.
Taken is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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+Taken drills Big F'n Elephant In The Room with a volley of wild combinations to the jaw! Big F'n Elephant In The Room quickly recovers.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room rocks Taken with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
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+Taken solidly lands a nice counter-punch to the chin!
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-Big F'n Elephant In The Room attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Taken wallops Big F'n Elephant In The Room with a volley of combinations to the face. Big F'n Elephant In The Room quickly recovers.
-Taken attempts a series of left combinations to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Taken paws a series of right combinations to the chin, but falls short.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room fires a volley of right punches to the chin, but Taken slips it and retaliates with a barrage of combinations to the jaw.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room attacks with a pair of punches to the nose, but Taken knocks it away and strikes first with a volley of mean shots to the jaw.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room suprises Taken with a series of nasty punches to the temple!
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Big F'n Elephant In The Room attempts a volley of left punches to the eye, but Taken slips it and strikes back with a series of light punches to the chin. Big F'n Elephant In The Room backpedals to his own corner.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room shakes Taken with a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room lands a series of quick punches to the eye. Taken doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big F'n Elephant in the Room landed 21 of 32 punches, and Name Already Taken landed 10 of 24 punches.

Big F'n Elephant in the Room won the round 10-9

Big F'n Elephant in the Room is winning the fight 20-16


Big F'n Elephant In The Room doesn't even want to rest! He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

Taken remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Big F'n Elephant In The Room stays outside and uses his jab.
Taken is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room rocks Taken with a pair of powerful shots to the chin.
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+Taken punches Big F'n Elephant In The Room with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but Taken slips it and hits back with a barrage of strong shots to the nose.
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Big F'n Elephant In The Room tries a pair of shots to the jaw, but Taken deflects it and strikes back with a series of stiff combinations to the chin. Big F'n Elephant In The Room sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Taken lands a barrage of painful combinations to the temple. Big F'n Elephant In The Room doesn't notice.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room hits with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Taken slips it and retaliates with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Taken attempts a right roundhouse to the nose, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room ducks.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room nails Taken with a left to the nose.
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-Taken probes with a pair of right combinations to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Big F'n Elephant In The Room paws a combination to the jaw, but Taken stays away from it.
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-Big F'n Elephant In The Room launches a flurry of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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BELL
Big F'n Elephant In The Room remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Taken remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.

The doctor won't let Big F'n Elephant in the Room continue the fight! Name Already Taken wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-7
Round 2: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-7
Round 2: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-7
Round 2: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-9

Name Already Taken wins by a technical knockout!


          

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