Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\935324.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Patient X by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Monday, March 17, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 335 pounds (152 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 242 pounds (110 kilograms) is Patient X!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Patient comes out fighting.
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+Crazyfucker punches Patient with a flurry of hard shots to the stomach. Patient sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Patient lunges with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Patient scores with a barrage of shots to the face.
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-Patient probes with a series of left blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Patient lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Patient lunges with a series of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left blows to the temple, but Patient takes it in the forearms.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Patient with a pair of solid shots to the mouth.
Crazyfucker lands a mighty right blow to the head and Patient hurtles to the canvas!!
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Patient struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Patient takes it in the forearms.
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-Patient tries to land a volley of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 12 of 23 punches, and Patient X landed 3 of 34 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-8
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-8
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Patient doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Patient comes out fighting.
-Patient paws a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Patient stays away from it.
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+Crazyfucker stuns Patient with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Crazyfucker pummels Patient with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
Crazyfucker lands a lightning hook and Patient falls to the canvas!!
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Patient struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Patient tries a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Patient tries to land a barrage of blows to the nose, but goes wide.
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The fighters circle.
+Patient fires a volley of blows to the chest.
+Crazyfucker lashes out with a painful roundhouse to the eye.
-Patient attempts a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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+Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of light shots to the chin. Patient backpedals to his own corner.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Patient backs out of it.
-Patient fires a flurry of blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 15 of 24 punches, and Patient X landed 3 of 31 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-8
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-16
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Patient grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Patient comes out fighting.
-Patient lashes out with a pair of blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Crazyfucker tattoos Patient with a pair of shots to the face.
Crazyfucker lands a well placed right cross to the jaw and Patient is knocked out of the ring!!
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He's Out!
Crazyfucker wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Patient receives medical attention from his trainer. He has the left eye swollen shut.
The doctor won't let Patient X continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Crazyfucker wins by a knockout!
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