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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mortez by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, March 15, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 267 pounds (121 kilograms) is Mortez!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 331 pounds (150 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Mortez comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Mortez lands a loud straight right to the stomach. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
+Mortez throws a series of solid shots to the temple. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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+Crazyfucker hammers Mortez with a cross to the temple.
Crazyfucker lands a cruel left smash to the jaw and Mortez falls senseless!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mortez hits Crazyfucker with a pair of painful punches to the head. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
Mortez lands a powerful right cross to the jaw and Crazyfucker's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker fires a jab to the chest!!
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+Mortez tags Crazyfucker with a barrage of strong blows to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a solid cross to the nose.
+Mortez punches Crazyfucker with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
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+Mortez throws a series of shots to the chest.
+Crazyfucker hits with a series of punches to the head.
Crazyfucker lands a vicious right blow to the temple and Mortez's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Mortez attacks with a volley of shots to the nose, but to no avail.
+Mortez nails Crazyfucker with a nice sweeping right to the chest!
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+Mortez belts Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the chin.
Mortez lands a bone crushing right smash to the jaw and Crazyfucker staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mortez lashes out with a stiff right to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of blows to the nose, but Mortez ducks just in time.
-Crazyfucker paws a series of left punches to the mouth, but Mortez stays away from it.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of blows to the face, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Mortez with a pair of nice shots to the mouth.
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+Mortez backs up Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mortez landed 29 of 37 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Mortez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody lip.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Mortez comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Mortez fires a pair of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Mortez wallops Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the mouth.
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-Mortez attempts a series of punches to the face, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
+Mortez hits with a uppercut to the nose. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Crazyfucker annoys Mortez with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth. Mortez sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Crazyfucker lands a decisive punch in the nose and Mortez hurtles to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mortez lunges with a series of left shots to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the jaw, but falls short.
-Mortez tries to land a sweeping right to the face, but goes wide.
-Crazyfucker paws a series of left punches to the face, but Mortez quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but Mortez hides behind his gloves.
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+Crazyfucker throws a barrage of stinging blows to the mouth.
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BELL
Mortez is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

The doctor won't let Mortez continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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