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(Heavyweight) HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER defeated Andre "The Giant" by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Friday, March 14, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 283 pounds (128 kilograms) is Andre "The Giant"!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Giant stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Slugger pounds The Giant with a flurry of shots to the nose.
+The Giant hits with a pair of glancing punches to the eye!
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+The Giant slams Slugger with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Slugger tries to land a barrage of punches to the chin, but The Giant ties him up.
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+The Giant punches Slugger with a series of loud shots to the mouth. Slugger quickly recovers.
+The Giant pummels Slugger with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Slugger annoys The Giant with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Giant rocks Slugger with a pair of commanding punches to the chin.
-Slugger attempts a volley of punches to the face, but The Giant ties him up.
+The Giant whacks Slugger with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth. Slugger seems wobbly!
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The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 11 of 24 punches, and Andre "The Giant" landed 38 of 39 punches.

Andre "The Giant" won the round 10-9

Andre "The Giant" is winning the fight 10-9


Slugger doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Giant doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Giant is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Slugger tries to land a volley of left punches to the ribs, but The Giant quickly backs away.
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The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger launches a hook to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Slugger throws a left hook to the stomach, but loses his balance.
The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Giant nails Slugger with a pair of shots to the temple! Slugger retreats to the far corner.
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+The Giant tosses a pair of punches to the chest.
The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Giant smashes Slugger with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
+Slugger tags The Giant with a nasty right to the stomach.
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+The Giant nails Slugger with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Slugger sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+The Giant hammers Slugger with a pair of nasty punches to the chin! Slugger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Giant clocks Slugger with a series of painful punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 11 of 24 punches, and Andre "The Giant" landed 30 of 33 punches.

Andre "The Giant" won the round 10-9

Andre "The Giant" is winning the fight 20-18


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

The Giant doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Giant is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+The Giant slams Slugger with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Slugger sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger strikes with a flurry of nice blows to the solar plexus.
+Slugger pounds The Giant with a series of blows to the chest.
+The Giant tattoos Slugger with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs. Slugger doesn't notice.
-Slugger probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but misses.
+The Giant thumps Slugger with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+The Giant hits with a furious straight right to the jaw.
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The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger tries to land a volley of shots to the ribs, but The Giant narrowly avoids it
The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Giant annoys Slugger with a jab to the mouth.
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+The Giant grazes Slugger with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+The Giant throws a nice cross to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 10 of 24 punches, and Andre "The Giant" landed 32 of 33 punches.

Andre "The Giant" won the round 10-9

Andre "The Giant" is winning the fight 30-27


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

The Giant remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Giant is backpedaling. (using the ring)

The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger smacks The Giant with a series of punches to the chest.
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+The Giant pops Slugger with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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+The Giant connects with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+The Giant smashes Slugger with a left to the nose!! Slugger beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Giant lashes out with a volley of punches to the head.
+Slugger suprises The Giant with a volley of blows to the solar plexus!
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The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger tries to land a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but The Giant takes it in the forearms.
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-Slugger attacks with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+The Giant connects with a pair of glancing punches to the chin. Slugger sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 12 of 25 punches, and Andre "The Giant" landed 31 of 31 punches.

Andre "The Giant" won the round 10-9

Andre "The Giant" is winning the fight 40-36


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

The Giant grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Slugger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Giant is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+The Giant pummels Slugger with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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+The Giant fires a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
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The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger tosses a series of punches to the chest.
+The Giant catches Slugger with a flurry of light punches to the chin!!
+The Giant tattoos Slugger with a volley of punches to the chest!!
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+The Giant backs up Slugger with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Slugger paws a jab to the chest, but The Giant leaps aside.
-Slugger lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chest, but The Giant ducks just in time.
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+Slugger jars The Giant with a series of wild punches to the stomach. The Giant hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Giant rocks Slugger with a barrage of wild punches to the temple.
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+Slugger attacks with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. The Giant ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 14 of 32 punches, and Andre "The Giant" landed 31 of 31 punches.

Andre "The Giant" won the round 10-9

Andre "The Giant" is winning the fight 50-45


Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Giant is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Slugger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Giant is using the ring. (using the ring)

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The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Slugger throws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but The Giant quickly backs away.
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The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger belts The Giant with a pair of off balance shots to the chest.
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+Slugger fires a powerful uppercut to the chest. The Giant sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Slugger hits The Giant with a cross to the chest.
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-Slugger tries to land a right hook to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+The Giant rocks Slugger with a flurry of nice blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 18 of 32 punches, and Andre "The Giant" landed 7 of 7 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

Andre "The Giant" is winning the fight 59-55


Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Giant is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Slugger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Giant is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+The Giant grazes Slugger with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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+The Giant thumps Slugger with a straight right to the eye.
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+The Giant belts Slugger with a quick sweeping right to the temple.
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+The Giant smacks Slugger with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
-Slugger probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but The Giant ducks.
+The Giant pops Slugger with a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Slugger tosses a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+The Giant nails Slugger with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Slugger lands a flurry of glancing blows to the stomach.
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The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Giant lands a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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The Giant tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but The Giant ties him up.
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-Slugger probes with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but The Giant beats a hasty retreat.
+The Giant strikes with a flurry of powerful shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 16 of 30 punches, and Andre "The Giant" landed 30 of 30 punches.

Andre "The Giant" won the round 10-9

Andre "The Giant" is winning the fight 69-64


Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Giant is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Slugger is brawling. (inside)
The Giant is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Slugger clocks The Giant with a uppercut to the chin.
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+Slugger rocks The Giant with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Slugger tags The Giant with a series of hard shots to the jaw. The Giant sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Slugger lands a vicious right haymaker and The Giant hurtles to the canvas!!

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The Giant struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Giant nails Slugger with a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
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+Slugger lands a pair of blows to the nose.
Slugger lands a cruel left haymaker and The Giant's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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The Giant struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Slugger probes with a right to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Slugger rocks The Giant with a flurry of shots to the chin!
Slugger lands a brutal uppercut and The Giant collapses!!

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He's Out!
HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Giant is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Andre "The Giant" 10-9
Round 2: Andre "The Giant" 10-9
Round 3: Andre "The Giant" 10-9
Round 4: Andre "The Giant" 10-9
Round 5: Andre "The Giant" 10-9
Round 6: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 7: Andre "The Giant" 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Andre "The Giant" 10-9
Round 2: Andre "The Giant" 10-9
Round 3: Andre "The Giant" 10-9
Round 4: Andre "The Giant" 10-9
Round 5: Andre "The Giant" 10-9
Round 6: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 7: Andre "The Giant" 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Andre "The Giant" 10-9
Round 2: Andre "The Giant" 10-9
Round 3: Andre "The Giant" 10-9
Round 4: Andre "The Giant" 10-9
Round 5: Andre "The Giant" 10-9
Round 6: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 7: Andre "The Giant" 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER wins by a knockout!


          

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