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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Patient X by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Sunday, March 09, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 343 pounds (156 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 231 pounds (105 kilograms) is Patient X!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Patient comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker hammers Patient with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Patient probes with a left to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker fires a uppercut to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Patient tries to land a flurry of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Patient probes with a volley of left shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of left shots to the eye, but Patient beats a hasty retreat.
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-Patient fires a left left to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 25 punches, and Patient X landed 4 of 34 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Patient doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Patient comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Patient probes with a right straight right to the face, but loses his balance.
-Patient attacks with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker blocks.
-Patient attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Patient tries a volley of blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Patient throws a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Patient probes with a pair of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Patient attacks with a right to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of blows to the jaw, but Patient takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 9 of 24 punches, and Patient X landed 4 of 32 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Patient remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Patient comes out fighting.

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-Patient tries a flurry of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Patient charges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of left blows to the face, but to no avail.
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-Patient throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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+Crazyfucker drills Patient with a nasty left to the jaw!!
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of shots to the chin, but Patient stays away from it.
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-Patient attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Patient lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker blocks.
-Patient throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
+Crazyfucker hits Patient with a barrage of nice punches to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 8 of 24 punches, and Patient X landed 4 of 30 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Patient grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Patient comes out fighting.

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-Patient probes with a series of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Patient narrowly avoids it
-Patient charges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Patient throws a right roundhouse to the mouth, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Crazyfucker solidly lands a flurry of stinging blows to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the face, but Patient takes it in the forearms.
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-Patient paws a volley of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Patient lashes out with a hook to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 24 punches, and Patient X landed 4 of 30 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Patient is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Patient comes out fighting.

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-Patient attempts a jab to the head, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Patient ducks.
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-Patient throws a flurry of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a series of blows to the mouth.
Crazyfucker lands a thundering haymaker and Patient's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Patient struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Patient attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Patient launches a pair of shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Patient punches Crazyfucker with a powerful left to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Patient with a volley of strong punches to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker suprises Patient with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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-Patient fires a flurry of left shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Patient launches a volley of right punches to the head, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 25 punches, and Patient X landed 4 of 31 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-44


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Patient is slowing down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Patient comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker belts Patient with a barrage of punches to the jaw! Patient hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Crazyfucker pokes Patient with a barrage of blows to the face.
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+Crazyfucker tags Patient with a off balance jab to the eye!
Crazyfucker lands a cruel left uppercut and Patient falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
Crazyfucker wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Patient can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let Patient X continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-8


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-8

Crazyfucker wins by a knockout!


          

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