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(Heavyweight) Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle defeated Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Thursday, March 06, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 304 pounds (138 kilograms) is Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Little Weenie comes out fighting.

+Little Weenie lands a flurry of strong shots to the temple. Pillow Hands grimaces in pain.
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+Little Weenie solidly lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Little Weenie attempts a flurry of left blows to the face, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
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+Pillow Hands lands a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Little Weenie belts Pillow Hands with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Little Weenie tattoos Pillow Hands with a pair of wild blows to the head.
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+Little Weenie strikes with a series of blows to the chest.
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+Pillow Hands throws a series of mean blows to the face.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of light shots to the jaw.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of right blows to the face, but falls short.
-Little Weenie tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
+Little Weenie catches Pillow Hands with a flurry of solid shots to the mouth.
+Little Weenie drills Pillow Hands with a straight right to the stomach.
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-Little Weenie launches a pair of shots to the chin, but Pillow Hands ties him up.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of punches to the temple, but Little Weenie ducks.
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+Pillow Hands whacks Little Weenie with a pair of stinging shots to the head.
+Pillow Hands connects with a volley of shots to the mouth.
+Little Weenie annoys Pillow Hands with a flurry of loud shots to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 25 of 40 punches, and Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle landed 42 of 66 punches.

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle won the round 10-9

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Little Weenie doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Little Weenie comes out fighting.

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+Little Weenie punches Pillow Hands with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw! Pillow Hands doesn't notice.
-Little Weenie probes with a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Pillow Hands grazes Little Weenie with a series of solid blows to the face. Little Weenie seems wobbly!
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Little Weenie deftly avoits it.
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-Little Weenie attempts a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Little Weenie paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Little Weenie annoys Pillow Hands with a pair of shots to the mouth.
+Pillow Hands backs up Little Weenie with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Little Weenie grimaces in pain.
+ The fighters trade blows to the eye.
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-Little Weenie attacks with a right jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Little Weenie steps aside and laughs.
+Little Weenie fires a series of glancing blows to the face.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands throws a pair of blows to the jaw, but Little Weenie backs out of it.
+Pillow Hands tags Little Weenie with a volley of commanding shots to the eye. Little Weenie grimaces in pain.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Little Weenie with a pair of strong blows to the eye.
+Little Weenie tosses a commanding hook to the head.
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+Little Weenie annoys Pillow Hands with a barrage of hard shots to the face.
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-Little Weenie attempts a series of right blows to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Little Weenie hits Pillow Hands with a series of off balance blows to the mouth.
+Little Weenie pummels Pillow Hands with a series of solid shots to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 22 of 38 punches, and Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle landed 38 of 61 punches.

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle won the round 10-9

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle is winning the fight 20-18


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Little Weenie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Little Weenie comes out fighting.

+Pillow Hands slams Little Weenie with a jab to the face.
-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Little Weenie blocks.
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+Little Weenie nails Pillow Hands with a sweeping right to the temple.
-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of right blows to the head, but only hits air.
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+Pillow Hands jolts Little Weenie with a stinging uppercut to the solar plexus.
+Little Weenie punches Pillow Hands with a series of furious blows to the stomach.
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+Little Weenie annoys Pillow Hands with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Little Weenie nails Pillow Hands with a flurry of light shots to the chest.
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-Little Weenie attacks with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
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+Little Weenie hurts Pillow Hands with a barrage of light shots to the mouth.
+Little Weenie hits with a commanding jab to the nose.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of left shots to the chest, but Little Weenie leaps aside.
-Little Weenie lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Little Weenie grazes Pillow Hands with a sweeping right to the solar plexus!
+Little Weenie clocks Pillow Hands with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Pillow Hands smashes Little Weenie with a light jab to the temple.
-Little Weenie probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
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-Little Weenie lashes out with a series of blows to the chin, but goes wide.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 22 of 40 punches, and Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle landed 40 of 60 punches.

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle won the round 10-9

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle is winning the fight 30-27


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Little Weenie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Little Weenie comes out fighting.

+Little Weenie hits with a volley of furious shots to the nose. Pillow Hands falls against the ropes!
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-Pillow Hands throws a left jab to the jaw, but Little Weenie steps aside.
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+Little Weenie clocks Pillow Hands with a series of hard shots to the jaw.
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-Little Weenie lashes out with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Pillow Hands ducks just in time.
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-Little Weenie probes with a series of right shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands launches a hook to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Little Weenie annoys Pillow Hands with a pair of nice shots to the head.
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+Little Weenie smashes Pillow Hands with a barrage of shots to the eye.
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-Little Weenie charges with a volley of shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Little Weenie hammers Pillow Hands with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Pillow Hands tags Little Weenie with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Little Weenie scores with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Little Weenie strikes with a volley of painful shots to the nose.
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-Little Weenie attacks with a pair of blows to the eye, but Pillow Hands leaps aside.
+Little Weenie jolts Pillow Hands with a pair of nice blows to the eye.
-Little Weenie paws a volley of right blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Little Weenie narrowly avoids it
+Little Weenie throws a volley of shots to the eye! Pillow Hands falls against the ropes!
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+Pillow Hands hits with a pair of shots to the head! Little Weenie sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Pillow Hands strikes with a pair of painful punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 21 of 41 punches, and Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle landed 41 of 58 punches.

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle won the round 10-9

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle is winning the fight 40-36


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has the right eye swollen shut.

Little Weenie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Little Weenie comes out fighting.

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+Pillow Hands throws a volley of powerful shots to the temple. Little Weenie sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Pillow Hands throws a volley of painful punches to the head.
-Little Weenie charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
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+Little Weenie hits with a barrage of punches to the face. Pillow Hands covers up.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the temple.
+Little Weenie annoys Pillow Hands with a roundhouse to the nose!!
-Pillow Hands paws a series of shots to the head, but fails to score.
-Little Weenie throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Little Weenie hits with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Little Weenie strikes with a flurry of shots to the stomach!
+Little Weenie throws a series of off balance blows to the face.
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-Little Weenie attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Little Weenie lunges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Pillow Hands blocks.
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+Pillow Hands pummels Little Weenie with a flurry of loud blows to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a right left to the temple, but Little Weenie escapes.
+Pillow Hands hits with a barrage of shots to the chest!
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BELL
Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has the right eye swollen shut.

Little Weenie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The doctor won't let Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco continue the fight! Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 2: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 3: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 4: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 2: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 3: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 4: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 2: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 3: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 4: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle wins by a technical knockout!


          

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