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(Heavyweight) Cain Velasquez defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, March 01, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 273 pounds (124 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 343 pounds (156 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Crazyfucker whacks Velasquez with a series of quick shots to the eye.
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+Velasquez pokes Crazyfucker with a barrage of shots to the jaw. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Velasquez lands a terrific haymaker and Crazyfucker is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Velasquez fires a flurry of punches to the face, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Velasquez takes charge with a flurry of commanding shots to the eye.
Velasquez lands a beautiful left cross to the jaw and Crazyfucker falls senseless!!

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FIVE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of shots to the head, but Velasquez takes it in the forearms.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker jolts Velasquez with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a pair of blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker wakes up the fans with a flurry of blows to the face.
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-Velasquez attacks with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez lunges with a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Velasquez probes with a barrage of right blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Velasquez fires a series of blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
+Crazyfucker suprises Velasquez with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 10 of 24 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-7

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 10-7


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez throws a uppercut to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker lands a volley of blows to the nose!
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez launches a pair of right blows to the eye, but misses completely.
-Velasquez throws a series of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Velasquez clocks Crazyfucker with a series of powerful blows to the face. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Velasquez lands a lightning right blow to the temple and Crazyfucker falls to the canvas!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of solid punches to the chest!
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-Velasquez paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Crazyfucker attempts a uppercut to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Velasquez attacks with a vicious hook to the temple. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Velasquez lands a mighty right hook and Crazyfucker falls senseless!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Velasquez probes with a flurry of left shots to the head, but comes up empty.
+Crazyfucker lands a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 10 of 26 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-7

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 20-14


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Crazyfucker pokes Velasquez with a sweeping right to the eye.
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+Velasquez grazes Crazyfucker with a pair of stiff blows to the chin.
Velasquez lands a tremendous uppercut and Crazyfucker is knocked out of the ring!!

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FIVE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Velasquez throws a series of left blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Velasquez catches Crazyfucker with a flurry of painful blows to the nose. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Velasquez lands a brutal left punch in the nose and Crazyfucker lands flat on his back!!

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EIGHT
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez fires a volley of right blows to the nose, but fails to score.
-Velasquez probes with a volley of left shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Velasquez throws a flurry of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Crazyfucker lands a flurry of powerful shots to the face.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of blows to the chest, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of loud punches to the eye.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of left shots to the face, but Velasquez ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 9 of 24 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-7

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 30-21


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Velasquez throws a series of shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attacks with a pair of blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Velasquez pounds Crazyfucker with a volley of light punches to the temple.
Velasquez lands a decisive right punch in the nose and Crazyfucker is knocked off his feet!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a roundhouse to the temple, but only hits air.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Velasquez with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
-Velasquez lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
-Velasquez attacks with a barrage of right shots to the face, but goes wide.
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+Velasquez hits with a barrage of strong shots to the jaw.
Velasquez lands a brutal hook and Crazyfucker's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker punches Velasquez with a vicious sweeping right to the face!
+Velasquez hits with a uppercut to the head!
Velasquez lands a tremendous left haymaker and Crazyfucker hurtles to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Cain Velasquez wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-7
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-7
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-7
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-7
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-7


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-7
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-7
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-7

Cain Velasquez wins by a knockout!


          

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