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(Heavyweight) Mortez defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Tuesday, February 25, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 343 pounds (156 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 267 pounds (121 kilograms) is Mortez!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

+Crazyfucker throws a volley of loud blows to the solar plexus.
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+Mortez hurts Crazyfucker with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest!
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+Mortez attacks with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Crazyfucker is hurt!
Mortez lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Crazyfucker falls senseless!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Mortez shakes Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the temple. Crazyfucker laughs!
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+Mortez slams Crazyfucker with a volley of painful blows to the head.
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+Mortez backs up Crazyfucker with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
+Mortez solidly lands a series of nice punches to the ribs. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Mortez with a series of nasty punches to the temple. Mortez sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Crazyfucker lands a tremendous left smash to the jaw and Mortez's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Mortez punches Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the face.
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+Crazyfucker pokes Mortez with a flurry of quick blows to the nose.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Mortez catches Crazyfucker with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Mortez staggers Crazyfucker with a series of strong shots to the solar plexus.
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+Crazyfucker catches Mortez with a series of strong punches to the nose!
Crazyfucker lands a mighty left smash to the jaw and Mortez is knocked off his feet!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Mortez attacks with a flurry of shots to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Mortez tags Crazyfucker with a pair of quick blows to the chest. Crazyfucker laughs!
Mortez lands a powerful right blow to the head and Crazyfucker collapses!!

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He's Out!
Mortez wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a bloody lip.

Mortez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.





Mortez wins by a knockout!


          

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