Public Fight Report

Looking for public report # 932387 on local file system...
(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco and Darkside Dancer II fought to a unanimous decision draw: 120-120, 120-120, 120-120.

Match Sunday, February 23, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 270 pounds (122 kilograms) is Darkside Dancer II!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Darkside narrowly avoids it
...
-Pillow Hands tries a left jab to the jaw, but goes wide.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Darkside leaps aside.
...
...
-Pillow Hands throws a series of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Darkside suprises Pillow Hands with a volley of blows to the chin.
-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 40 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 9 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Darkside fires a volley of nice punches to the eye.
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands launches a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of blows to the nose, but Darkside beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
-Pillow Hands throws a left jab to the eye, but Darkside blocks.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
...
...
-Pillow Hands launches a series of punches to the head, but misses completely.
...
-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of left blows to the head, but Darkside backs out of it.
...
-Pillow Hands throws a volley of shots to the head, but to no avail.
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 41 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

...
...
+Darkside tags Pillow Hands with a pair of loud shots to the mouth. Pillow Hands grimaces in pain.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of left shots to the face, but Darkside quickly backs away.
-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Darkside blocks.
-Pillow Hands tries a pair of punches to the temple, but Darkside escapes.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of left shots to the chest, but Darkside narrowly avoids it
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Darkside narrowly avoids it
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of right shots to the face, but Darkside steps aside.
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

...
+Darkside jolts Pillow Hands with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of right shots to the head, but to no avail.
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of left shots to the head, but only hits air.
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of left shots to the head, but Darkside hides behind his gloves.
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a left to the stomach, but Darkside hides behind his gloves.
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands probes with a left jab to the head, but only hits air.
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a right cross to the nose, but misses completely.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of left shots to the nose, but Darkside blocks.
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 40 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

...
-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of left punches to the face, but Darkside beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of shots to the face, but Darkside ducks.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Darkside hides behind his gloves.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Darkside beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
-Pillow Hands fires a roundhouse to the face, but Darkside quickly backs away.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Darkside fires a mean roundhouse to the mouth.
...
-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of right blows to the face, but Darkside ties him up.
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

...
+Darkside thumps Pillow Hands with a flurry of glancing shots to the chin! Pillow Hands is hurt!
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands launches a hook to the chest, but loses his balance.
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Darkside stays away from it.
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of blows to the face, but Darkside ties him up.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands launches a pair of punches to the ribs, but Darkside ducks.
-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of shots to the nose, but falls short.
-Pillow Hands probes with a sweeping right to the stomach, but Darkside beats a hasty retreat.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 36 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Darkside steps aside.
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but Darkside backs out of it.
-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
...
...
...
+Darkside pokes Pillow Hands with a pair of shots to the chest!
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands throws a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of right shots to the chin, but fails to score.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 9 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
...
-Pillow Hands probes with a series of blows to the eye, but Darkside backs out of it.
...
...
...
+Darkside shakes Pillow Hands with a barrage of off balance shots to the temple. Pillow Hands sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands tries to land a series of blows to the jaw, but Darkside hides behind his gloves.
...
-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but fails to score.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Darkside ducks just in time.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 41 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

...
...
-Pillow Hands paws a cross to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Pillow Hands paws a series of blows to the eye, but Darkside beats a hasty retreat.
...
-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Darkside ducks.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands fires a series of shots to the chin, but Darkside ducks.
...
+Darkside attacks with a series of wild blows to the temple.
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands throws a series of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but Darkside leaps aside.
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 35 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

...
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of blows to the head, but Darkside hides behind his gloves.
-Pillow Hands fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
...
...
+Darkside connects with a barrage of hard punches to the eye.
-Pillow Hands tries a cross to the temple, but he's too slow.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but Darkside leaps aside.
...
-Pillow Hands tries a series of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of shots to the face, but Darkside backs out of it.
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Darkside hides behind his gloves.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 7 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

...
-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of left shots to the eye, but Darkside ducks.
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands tries a series of blows to the face, but Darkside backs out of it.
...
-Pillow Hands fires a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Darkside hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
...
-Pillow Hands throws a hook to the face, but only hits air.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of right blows to the face, but Darkside ducks.
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of blows to the chin, but Darkside stays away from it.
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 36 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of blows to the eye, but Darkside stays away from it.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands tries to land a series of right blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but Darkside ties him up.
...
...
...
+Darkside wakes up the fans with a series of stinging blows to the nose. Pillow Hands doesn't seem bothered.
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands launches a pair of blows to the mouth, but falls short.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Pillow Hands launches a series of right shots to the mouth, but Darkside backs out of it.
-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of left shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 40 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: A Draw.

Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!

          

Who's Online?

ZWIP

El Hombre