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(Super-Heavyweight) Quick someone butter the door so I can get through defeated Big Boy SUMO by unanimous decision: 115-113, 116-113, 115-113.

Match Wednesday, February 19, 2014

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 733 pounds (332 kilograms) is Quick someone butter the door so I can get through!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 753 pounds (342 kilograms) is Big Boy SUMO!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boy Sumo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Big Boy Sumo probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Big Boy Sumo lunges with a series of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
-Quick throws a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Quick solidly lands a mean roundhouse to the mouth.
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-Quick paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Quick smacks Big Boy Sumo with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
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-Quick charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Quick tries to land a right cross to the face, but Big Boy Sumo escapes.
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-Big Boy Sumo lashes out with a series of shots to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Quick probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but Big Boy Sumo quickly backs away.
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-Big Boy Sumo throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Quick steps aside and laughs.
+Big Boy Sumo drills Quick with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Quick launches a volley of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Big Boy Sumo tries a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Big Boy Sumo hits with a pair of mean punches to the temple.
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-Big Boy Sumo tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but Quick ducks just in time.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 13 of 40 punches, and Big Boy SUMO landed 14 of 42 punches.

Big Boy SUMO won the round 10-9

Big Boy SUMO is winning the fight 10-9


Quick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Big Boy Sumo doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boy Sumo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Big Boy Sumo probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-Quick probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Big Boy Sumo hides behind his gloves.
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-Quick charges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Big Boy Sumo leaps aside.
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-Big Boy Sumo attempts a right roundhouse to the chest, but Quick backs out of it.
-Big Boy Sumo tries to land a series of blows to the mouth, but Quick hides behind his gloves.
+Big Boy Sumo smashes Quick with a pair of light punches to the mouth.
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+Quick throws a flurry of wild punches to the ribs.
-Quick paws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Big Boy Sumo backs out of it.
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-Big Boy Sumo attacks with a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Quick hides behind his gloves.
+Big Boy Sumo hurts Quick with a series of punches to the mouth! Quick grimaces in pain.
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-Quick tries to land a roundhouse to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Quick attacks with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
-Quick lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Big Boy Sumo backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 15 of 48 punches, and Big Boy SUMO landed 15 of 37 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Big Boy SUMO is winning the fight 20-19


Quick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Big Boy Sumo doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boy Sumo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Quick thumps Big Boy Sumo with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Quick attacks with a flurry of punches to the face, but Big Boy Sumo steps aside and laughs.
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-Quick lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but Big Boy Sumo ducks just in time.
-Big Boy Sumo attacks with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Big Boy Sumo hurts Quick with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Big Boy Sumo attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Quick steps aside.
-Big Boy Sumo paws a jab to the head, but Quick deftly avoits it.
-Quick paws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Big Boy Sumo paws a pair of punches to the chin, but Quick backs out of it.
-Big Boy Sumo probes with a right jab to the solar plexus, but Quick leaps aside.
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-Quick lunges with a pair of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Quick throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Big Boy Sumo smacks Quick with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Quick tries to land a series of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 11 of 42 punches, and Big Boy SUMO landed 13 of 40 punches.

Big Boy SUMO won the round 10-9

Big Boy SUMO is winning the fight 30-28


Quick doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boy Sumo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boy Sumo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Big Boy Sumo throws a barrage of punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Quick probes with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Big Boy Sumo steps aside and laughs.
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-Big Boy Sumo probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but Quick deftly avoits it.
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-Big Boy Sumo attacks with a pair of left shots to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Quick belts Big Boy Sumo with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
+Big Boy Sumo smashes Quick with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth. Quick retreats to the far corner.
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-Quick throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Big Boy Sumo charges with a right to the solar plexus, but Quick narrowly avoids it
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-Big Boy Sumo fires a jab to the jaw, but Quick takes it in the forearms.
-Quick tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but Big Boy Sumo steps aside.
-Quick fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Big Boy Sumo covers himself well.
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+Quick tosses a volley of solid shots to the mouth.
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-Quick charges with a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Big Boy Sumo quickly backs away.
-Quick probes with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Big Boy Sumo steps aside.
+Quick stuns Big Boy Sumo with a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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-Quick lunges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Big Boy Sumo fires a volley of heavy shots to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 17 of 55 punches, and Big Boy SUMO landed 12 of 38 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Big Boy SUMO is winning the fight 39-38


Quick doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boy Sumo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boy Sumo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Quick attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Big Boy Sumo takes it in the forearms.
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-Big Boy Sumo charges with a right jab to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Quick attempts a right jab to the chin, but Big Boy Sumo stays away from it.
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-Quick attacks with a pair of punches to the face, but misses completely.
+Quick lands a barrage of quick punches to the temple.
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+Quick connects with a series of quick shots to the eye.
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-Big Boy Sumo throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Quick ducks.
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-Big Boy Sumo attacks with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Big Boy Sumo tattoos Quick with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Quick lunges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Quick lashes out with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Big Boy Sumo lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Quick takes it in the forearms.
-Big Boy Sumo lashes out with a pair of right punches to the face, but Quick leaps aside.
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-Quick throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Big Boy Sumo beats a hasty retreat.
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+Big Boy Sumo annoys Quick with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Quick hits Big Boy Sumo with a volley of heavy punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 14 of 50 punches, and Big Boy SUMO landed 14 of 39 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Quick doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boy Sumo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boy Sumo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Quick fires a series of right punches to the stomach, but Big Boy Sumo hides behind his gloves.
-Quick throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Big Boy Sumo ducks.
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-Quick attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Big Boy Sumo deftly avoits it.
+Quick hits Big Boy Sumo with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Quick grazes Big Boy Sumo with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Quick launches a pair of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
-Quick attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Quick probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 11 of 40 punches, and Big Boy SUMO landed 2 of 9 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 58-57


Quick doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boy Sumo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boy Sumo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Quick tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Big Boy Sumo attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Quick leaps aside.
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-Quick launches a volley of right punches to the eye, but Big Boy Sumo escapes.
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-Quick attacks with a right straight right to the stomach, but Big Boy Sumo stays away from it.
+Quick attacks with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Quick throws a straight right to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 12 of 40 punches, and Big Boy SUMO landed 2 of 8 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 68-66


Quick doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boy Sumo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boy Sumo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Quick suprises Big Boy Sumo with a light jab to the solar plexus.
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-Quick fires a series of left punches to the face, but Big Boy Sumo ducks.
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-Quick lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Big Boy Sumo quickly backs away.
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-Quick tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but Big Boy Sumo ducks.
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-Quick paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Big Boy Sumo deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 8 of 32 punches, and Big Boy SUMO landed 3 of 9 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 78-75


Quick doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boy Sumo doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boy Sumo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Quick fires a series of punches to the nose, but Big Boy Sumo hides behind his gloves.
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-Quick lashes out with a left jab to the chin, but Big Boy Sumo hides behind his gloves.
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-Big Boy Sumo fires a jab to the nose, but Quick narrowly avoids it
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+Quick suprises Big Boy Sumo with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
-Quick lashes out with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Big Boy Sumo covers himself well.
-Quick charges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Quick tries a volley of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 8 of 29 punches, and Big Boy SUMO landed 3 of 8 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 88-84


Quick doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boy Sumo doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Quick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Big Boy Sumo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Quick tries a series of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Big Boy Sumo hammers Quick with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw!!
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+Big Boy Sumo belts Quick with a barrage of painful punches to the face.
-Big Boy Sumo tries to land a series of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Big Boy Sumo throws a left straight right to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Big Boy Sumo lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Quick ties him up.
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-Big Boy Sumo attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Big Boy Sumo charges with a left jab to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Big Boy Sumo probes with a right sweeping right to the chin, but Quick escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 2 of 8 punches, and Big Boy SUMO landed 14 of 46 punches.

Big Boy SUMO won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 97-94


Quick doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boy Sumo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boy Sumo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Big Boy Sumo pounds Quick with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
-Quick launches a left right to the jaw, but Big Boy Sumo blocks.
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-Big Boy Sumo launches a volley of right punches to the chin, but Quick narrowly avoids it
-Big Boy Sumo probes with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Quick leaps aside.
+Quick solidly lands a barrage of punches to the head!
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-Quick probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Big Boy Sumo hammers Quick with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Quick throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Big Boy Sumo hides behind his gloves.
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-Quick probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Quick attempts a pair of punches to the face, but Big Boy Sumo ducks just in time.
+Big Boy Sumo clocks Quick with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Big Boy Sumo lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Big Boy Sumo attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Quick ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 8 of 28 punches, and Big Boy SUMO landed 17 of 49 punches.

Big Boy SUMO won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 106-104


Quick doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boy Sumo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Big Boy Sumo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Big Boy Sumo throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Quick steps aside and laughs.
-Quick launches a series of punches to the head, but Big Boy Sumo hides behind his gloves.
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-Quick fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Big Boy Sumo ties him up.
-Big Boy Sumo lashes out with a barrage of shots to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Big Boy Sumo lunges with a pair of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Big Boy Sumo probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Big Boy Sumo launches a jab to the face, but Quick backs out of it.
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-Quick fires a right left to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Big Boy Sumo probes with a pair of punches to the face, but misses.
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+Big Boy Sumo throws a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus. Quick grimaces in pain.
-Quick fires a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Big Boy Sumo stays away from it.
+Big Boy Sumo grazes Quick with a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Quick drills Big Boy Sumo with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Quick fires a volley of punches to the head.
-Quick fires a series of left punches to the ribs, but Big Boy Sumo ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 11 of 42 punches, and Big Boy SUMO landed 14 of 47 punches.

Big Boy SUMO won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 115-114


Quick doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boy Sumo grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Big Boy SUMO 10-9
Round 2: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 3: Big Boy SUMO 10-9
Round 4: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 5: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 6: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 7: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 8: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 9: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 10: Big Boy SUMO 10-9
Round 11: Big Boy SUMO 10-9
Round 12: Big Boy SUMO 10-9

Total Score: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 3: Big Boy SUMO 10-9
Round 4: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 5: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 6: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 7: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 8: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 9: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 10: Big Boy SUMO 10-9
Round 11: Big Boy SUMO 10-9
Round 12: Big Boy SUMO 10-9

Total Score: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 116-113


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Big Boy SUMO 10-9
Round 2: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 3: Big Boy SUMO 10-9
Round 4: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 5: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 6: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 7: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 8: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 9: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 10: Big Boy SUMO 10-9
Round 11: Big Boy SUMO 10-9
Round 12: Big Boy SUMO 10-9

Total Score: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 115-113

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through wins by decision!