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(Heavyweight) Patient X defeated Crazyfucker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Friday, February 07, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 234 pounds (106 kilograms) is Patient X!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 335 pounds (152 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Patient fires a pair of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Patient lunges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Crazyfucker throws a pair of stinging blows to the chin.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of left shots to the eye, but Patient deftly avoits it.
-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Patient attacks with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Patient probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Patient launches a right left to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Patient pokes Crazyfucker with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 9 of 29 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 10 of 23 punches.

Patient X won the round 10-9

Patient X is winning the fight 10-9


Patient doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker paws a right to the nose, but Patient beats a hasty retreat.
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-Patient probes with a right straight right to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Crazyfucker strikes with a volley of hard shots to the eye.
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+Patient clocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the stomach. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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-Patient lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Patient throws a series of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Patient pokes Crazyfucker with a barrage of powerful blows to the face.
Patient lands a slow motion right haymaker and Crazyfucker is knocked off his feet!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of punches to the head, but Patient deftly avoits it.
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-Patient tries to land a series of blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Patient lunges with a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of mean punches to the chest. Patient beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
Patient doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! Patient X wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Patient X 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Patient X 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Patient X 10-9

Patient X wins by a technical knockout!


          

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