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(Heavyweight) Cain Velasquez defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Thursday, January 30, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 268 pounds (122 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker hammers Velasquez with a series of stinging shots to the mouth.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez paws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez throws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Velasquez lunges with a volley of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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+Crazyfucker tags Velasquez with a uppercut to the face!!
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of blows to the head, but falls short.
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-Velasquez probes with a barrage of right shots to the head, but misses.
+Velasquez grazes Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the eye. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
Velasquez lands a crashing left blow to the head and Crazyfucker lands flat on his back!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 9 of 24 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 10-8


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker fires a pair of stinging punches to the face.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez attacks with a series of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez throws a flurry of blows to the head, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Velasquez throws a volley of shots to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Velasquez suprises Crazyfucker with a furious uppercut to the chin. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Velasquez lands a terrific blow to the head and Crazyfucker's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Velasquez attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Crazyfucker whacks Velasquez with a pair of solid blows to the solar plexus.
-Velasquez lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 22 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 20-16


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez probes with a left hook to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Velasquez wakes up the fans with a flurry of furious shots to the head.
Velasquez lands a resounding right blow to the temple and Crazyfucker collapses!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker throws a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of blows to the jaw, but Velasquez hides behind his gloves.
-Velasquez paws a pair of right shots to the mouth, but misses.
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-Velasquez lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker charges with a hook to the nose, but goes wide.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker pops Velasquez with a series of shots to the face.
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The fighters study each other.
-Crazyfucker charges with a left cross to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Velasquez attempts a barrage of blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Velasquez attempts a pair of left blows to the head, but goes wide.
-Velasquez tries to land a series of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 25 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 30-24


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 4

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Velasquez jolts Crazyfucker with a volley of light blows to the mouth.
Velasquez lands a brutal hook and Crazyfucker is knocked off his feet!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Velasquez clocks Crazyfucker with a volley of heavy shots to the nose.
Velasquez lands a sudden right punch in the nose and Crazyfucker lands flat on his back!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez throws a flurry of blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Crazyfucker drills Velasquez with a series of blows to the face!!
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-Velasquez paws a barrage of left shots to the head, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Velasquez launches a series of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Velasquez stays away from it.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Crazyfucker tags Velasquez with a series of blows to the stomach! Velasquez gets mad!
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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-Velasquez fires a pair of right blows to the head, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker scores with a flurry of wild shots to the jaw.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez launches a barrage of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 25 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-7

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 40-31


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 5

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Velasquez tattoos Crazyfucker with a series of solid shots to the face.
Velasquez lands a sudden blow to the temple and Crazyfucker's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker belts Velasquez with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
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-Velasquez attacks with a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of blows to the face, but Velasquez steps aside.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez throws a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Velasquez nails Crazyfucker with a pair of quick punches to the nose.
Velasquez lands a devestating hook and Crazyfucker goes down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker throws a series of punches to the temple.
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-Velasquez attacks with a volley of blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
-Velasquez attacks with a right right to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Velasquez pops Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the face.
Velasquez lands a vicious smash to the jaw and Crazyfucker drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Cain Velasquez wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-7


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-7

Cain Velasquez wins by a knockout!


          

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