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(Super-Heavyweight) Quick someone butter the door so I can get through defeated Big Boys Fat Master IV by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Thursday, January 30, 2014

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is Big Boys Fat Master IV!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 722 pounds (327 kilograms) is Quick someone butter the door so I can get through!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Big Boys Fat Master Iv clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Quick pops Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a barrage of furious punches to the eye.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv charges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Quick hides behind his gloves.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Quick lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Quick connects with a series of punches to the chin.
+Quick throws a pair of hard blows to the temple! Big Boys Fat Master Iv sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Quick lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master IV landed 4 of 16 punches, and Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 16 of 34 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 10-9


Big Boys Fat Master Iv doesn't want to stop fighting!

Quick doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Big Boys Fat Master Iv clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick strikes with a flurry of hard punches to the eye. Big Boys Fat Master Iv doesn't notice.
+Quick hurts Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a off balance cross to the chin! Big Boys Fat Master Iv shakes his head to clear it.
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+Quick lands a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Quick attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv throws a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Quick charges with a volley of shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv paws a volley of blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master IV landed 4 of 16 punches, and Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 13 of 31 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 20-18


Big Boys Fat Master Iv doesn't want to stop fighting!

Quick doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Big Boys Fat Master Iv clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Quick tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv lunges with a series of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Quick nails Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a volley of glancing punches to the nose. Big Boys Fat Master Iv sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv attacks with a left right to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Quick attacks with a left jab to the chest, but misses.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quick probes with a jab to the stomach, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv beats a hasty retreat.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master IV landed 5 of 14 punches, and Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 14 of 34 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 30-27


Big Boys Fat Master Iv doesn't want to stop fighting!

Quick doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Big Boys Fat Master Iv clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick wallops Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a series of punches to the chest. Big Boys Fat Master Iv sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv launches a barrage of shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.

Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick punches Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.

Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv paws a flurry of left blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master IV landed 4 of 14 punches, and Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 13 of 32 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 40-36


Big Boys Fat Master Iv doesn't even want to rest!

Quick doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Big Boys Fat Master Iv clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Quick attacks with a hook to the chin, but misses.
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-Quick attempts a volley of left blows to the face, but misses completely.
-Big Boys Fat Master Iv lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Quick attempts a series of shots to the chest, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv ducks.
+Quick strikes with a flurry of punches to the mouth!!
Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Boys Fat Master Iv thumps Quick with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv throws a pair of left shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Quick tosses a jab to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master IV landed 6 of 25 punches, and Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 15 of 30 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 50-45


Big Boys Fat Master Iv doesn't even want to rest!

Quick doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Big Boys Fat Master Iv clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Quick fires a series of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Big Boys Fat Master Iv grazes Quick with a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv lashes out with a volley of left shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv fires a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Quick throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Quick hits Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a flurry of solid blows to the eye.
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+Quick lands a volley of vicious punches to the chin. Big Boys Fat Master Iv doesn't notice.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv charges with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Quick deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master IV landed 5 of 25 punches, and Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 13 of 30 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 60-54


Big Boys Fat Master Iv doesn't even want to rest!

Quick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Big Boys Fat Master Iv clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Quick pounds Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a barrage of heavy shots to the nose.
Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Big Boys Fat Master Iv throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Quick steps aside.
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-Quick lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Boys Fat Master Iv attempts a right uppercut to the ribs, but Quick ties him up.
+Quick attacks with a volley of stinging shots to the face.
Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Boys Fat Master Iv attempts a left jab to the ribs, but Quick steps aside.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Quick covers himself well.
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+Big Boys Fat Master Iv lashes out with a flurry of light shots to the stomach.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv lashes out with a series of right shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master IV landed 8 of 32 punches, and Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 16 of 33 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 70-63


Big Boys Fat Master Iv remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Quick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Big Boys Fat Master Iv clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick annoys Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a volley of light punches to the stomach!
+Big Boys Fat Master Iv backs up Quick with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv probes with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Quick paws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv blocks.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Boys Fat Master Iv slams Quick with a flurry of stinging shots to the chest. Quick hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Big Boys Fat Master Iv tries to land a series of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Quick ducks.
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-Quick launches a jab to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Quick probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master IV landed 10 of 32 punches, and Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 12 of 34 punches.

Big Boys Fat Master IV won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 79-73


Big Boys Fat Master Iv remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Quick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Big Boys Fat Master Iv clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Boys Fat Master Iv takes charge with a barrage of shots to the nose.
Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv charges with a pair of blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Quick pokes Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a left to the face!
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-Quick paws a volley of right punches to the face, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv covers himself well.
Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv attempts a volley of blows to the eye, but Quick quickly backs away.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv tries to land a pair of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Quick annoys Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a furious right to the temple.
Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master IV landed 8 of 33 punches, and Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 15 of 32 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 89-82


Big Boys Fat Master Iv remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Quick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Big Boys Fat Master Iv clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Big Boys Fat Master Iv pokes Quick with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Quick throws a flurry of hard punches to the nose. Big Boys Fat Master Iv beats a hasty retreat.
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+Big Boys Fat Master Iv connects with a flurry of solid blows to the nose.
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+Quick backs up Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a nasty left to the jaw.
-Big Boys Fat Master Iv throws a flurry of left shots to the face, but Quick hides behind his gloves.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv probes with a left uppercut to the mouth, but to no avail.
Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Boys Fat Master Iv attacks with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw. Quick is hurt!
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv attempts a series of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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Quick tries to attack, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quick attempts a volley of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Quick tries a jab to the eye, but Big Boys Fat Master Iv hides behind his gloves.
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv throws a straight right to the mouth, but Quick hides behind his gloves.
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+Quick catches Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a series of blows to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master IV landed 9 of 33 punches, and Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 17 of 35 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 99-91


Big Boys Fat Master Iv remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Quick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Big Boys Fat Master Iv throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Quick is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Quick hammers Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a wild right to the ribs.
Quick lands a blood spattering right smash to the jaw and Big Boys Fat Master Iv's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Big Boys Fat Master Iv struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Big Boys Fat Master Iv lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but Quick quickly backs away.
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+Quick jars Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a pair of punches to the nose. Big Boys Fat Master Iv sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Quick lands a devestating blow to the head and Big Boys Fat Master Iv is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Big Boys Fat Master Iv struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Quick fires a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Big Boys Fat Master Iv hits with a flurry of roundhouses to the chin!
-Quick tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Quick throws a pair of stinging punches to the mouth. Big Boys Fat Master Iv sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Quick slams Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a off balance jab to the stomach.
-Big Boys Fat Master Iv attempts a sweeping right to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Big Boys Fat Master Iv annoys Quick with a low blow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
+Big Boys Fat Master Iv lands a series of uppercuts to the eye.
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+Quick wallops Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a volley of loud punches to the face.
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+Big Boys Fat Master Iv hits with a volley of off balance shots to the nose.
Big Boys Fat Master Iv lands a devestating left blow to the temple and Quick is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Quick struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Big Boys Fat Master Iv stuns Quick with a barrage of powerful roundhouses to the mouth!
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-Big Boys Fat Master Iv lashes out with a volley of uppercuts to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Quick wallops Big Boys Fat Master Iv with a barrage of blows to the nose.
Quick lands a terrific left blow to the temple and Big Boys Fat Master Iv hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Big Boys Fat Master Iv collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.

Quick is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 2: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 3: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 4: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 5: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 6: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 7: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 10: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 2: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 3: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 4: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 5: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 6: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 7: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 8: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 9: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 10: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 2: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 3: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 4: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 5: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 6: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 7: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 8: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 9: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 10: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through wins by a knockout!