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(Heavyweight) Big F'n Elephant in the Room defeated Fart Smeller by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, February 01, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 218 pounds (99 kilograms) is Fart Smeller!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 8 inches (234 centimeters) tall weighing in at 622 pounds (282 kilograms) is Big F'n Elephant in the Room!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Big F'n Elephant In The Room stays outside and uses his jab.

+Big F'n Elephant In The Room jolts Smeller with a painful jab to the mouth.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room hurts Smeller with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Smeller attacks with a right to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Smeller catches Big F'n Elephant In The Room with a uppercut to the stomach.
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-Smeller fires a volley of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Big F'n Elephant In The Room tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room backs up Smeller with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
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Big F'n Elephant In The Room tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room backs up Smeller with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room tags Smeller with a pair of off balance shots to the chin.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room lands a cruel left uppercut and Smeller lands flat on his back!!

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Smeller struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Smeller takes charge with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Smeller thumps Big F'n Elephant In The Room with a pair of punches to the stomach. Big F'n Elephant In The Room grimaces in pain.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Big F'n Elephant In The Room tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room fires a pair of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room rocks Smeller with a pair of nasty shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller landed 11 of 24 punches, and Big F'n Elephant in the Room landed 29 of 29 punches.

Big F'n Elephant in the Room won the round 10-8

Big F'n Elephant in the Room is winning the fight 10-8


Smeller doesn't even want to rest! He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.

Big F'n Elephant In The Room doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Big F'n Elephant In The Room stays outside and uses his jab.

Big F'n Elephant In The Room tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Smeller attempts a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Smeller lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room ties him up.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room tosses a barrage of nice shots to the jaw.
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+Smeller punches Big F'n Elephant In The Room with a volley of powerful blows to the chest.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room hits Smeller with a series of stiff punches to the mouth.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room lands a slow motion haymaker and Smeller's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Smeller struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room tosses a flurry of solid blows to the nose.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room slams Smeller with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Smeller nails Big F'n Elephant In The Room with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room lands a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room clocks Smeller with a glancing sweeping right to the head. Smeller laughs!
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room drills Smeller with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room throws a barrage of off balance punches to the nose. Smeller covers up.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
Smeller remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.

Big F'n Elephant In The Room doesn't even want to rest!

The doctor won't let Fart Smeller continue the fight! Big F'n Elephant in the Room wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-8


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-8

Big F'n Elephant in the Room wins by a technical knockout!


          

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