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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated A 1 by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, January 28, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 219 pounds (99 kilograms) is A 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but A 1 takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but A 1 narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker launches a right to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right jab to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but A 1 stays away from it.
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+A 1 throws a volley of nice punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and A 1 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right blows to the ribs, but A 1 backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+A 1 slams Crazyfucker with a off balance jab to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and A 1 landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a series of blows to the head, but A 1 ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of right blows to the temple, but A 1 steps aside and laughs.
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+A 1 slams Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the temple. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of shots to the jaw, but A 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left shots to the eye, but A 1 ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and A 1 landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of blows to the temple, but A 1 steps aside.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a jab to the jaw, but A 1 covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but A 1 takes it in the forearms.
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+A 1 jolts Crazyfucker with a series of stinging blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and A 1 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of left shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the face, but A 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+A 1 takes charge with a series of solid shots to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and A 1 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a straight right to the ribs, but A 1 steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a roundhouse to the face, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but A 1 steps aside.
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+A 1 pummels Crazyfucker with a series of powerful blows to the head. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and A 1 landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a series of left punches to the head, but A 1 leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Crazyfucker hits with A 1 with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+A 1 slams Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and A 1 landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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+A 1 throws a volley of furious punches to the head.
-Crazyfucker charges with a jab to the jaw, but A 1 hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but A 1 ducks.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but A 1 covers himself well.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 26 punches, and A 1 landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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+A 1 rocks Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of punches to the chest, but A 1 quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but A 1 deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and A 1 landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the eye, but A 1 quickly backs away.
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+A 1 annoys Crazyfucker with a volley of nice shots to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right shots to the nose, but A 1 steps aside.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and A 1 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but A 1 covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of blows to the temple, but A 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+A 1 hurts Crazyfucker with a volley of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of left shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and A 1 landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of right blows to the chest, but A 1 blocks.
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+A 1 hits Crazyfucker with a light hook to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and A 1 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't even want to rest!



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108

Crazyfucker wins by decision!