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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco and Darkside Dancer II fought to a majority decision draw: 120-119, 120-120, 120-120.

Match Monday, January 27, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 274 pounds (124 kilograms) is Darkside Dancer II!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

-Pillow Hands launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a right jab to the face, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands tries a straight right to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Darkside annoys Pillow Hands with a pair of painful shots to the face.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands throws a sweeping right to the nose, but Darkside steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 7 of 7 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a pair of left shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the face, but Darkside ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Darkside escapes.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Pillow Hands probes with a straight right to the head, but Darkside backs out of it.
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+Darkside hits with a flurry of nice shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 36 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 7 of 9 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a right jab to the nose, but Darkside takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a roundhouse to the mouth, but Darkside covers himself well.
-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of left blows to the chin, but Darkside ducks just in time.
+Darkside wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Darkside stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 37 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Darkside wakes up the fans with a flurry of blows to the chin. Pillow Hands sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but Darkside ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Darkside steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands fires a jab to the eye, but Darkside takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a left sweeping right to the head, but Darkside ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 43 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of punches to the head, but Darkside covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Darkside ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of shots to the nose, but Darkside ducks.
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+Darkside suprises Pillow Hands with a flurry of mean blows to the nose. Pillow Hands retreats to the far corner.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right shots to the face, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Pillow Hands fires a left sweeping right to the stomach, but Darkside backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right blows to the temple, but Darkside steps aside.
-Pillow Hands fires a left jab to the mouth, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of right blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of blows to the face, but Darkside hides behind his gloves.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Pillow Hands probes with a uppercut to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands throws a left uppercut to the ribs, but Darkside takes it in the forearms.
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+Darkside attacks with a flurry of strong punches to the chin!!
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-Pillow Hands tries a left jab to the ribs, but Darkside deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands charges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Darkside lands a volley of light punches to the temple!
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-Pillow Hands fires a left left to the head, but Darkside ducks.
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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of punches to the head, but Darkside hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a left cross to the face, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of right blows to the temple, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 42 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Darkside rocks Pillow Hands with a volley of mean blows to the jaw.
-Pillow Hands throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but Darkside ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but Darkside narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of right blows to the temple, but Darkside backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands fires a jab to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of shots to the ribs, but Darkside stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of left blows to the nose, but Darkside ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Darkside deftly avoits it.
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but Darkside quickly backs away.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but misses.
-Pillow Hands fires a jab to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Darkside quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands launches a series of left shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Darkside whacks Pillow Hands with a quick left to the temple! Pillow Hands doesn't seem bothered.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 40 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 7 of 7 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands paws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Darkside blocks.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of right shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Darkside fires a pair of glancing shots to the jaw.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Darkside blocks.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of left blows to the temple, but Darkside steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a right roundhouse to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a left left to the nose, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 43 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 7 of 7 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of left shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Darkside covers himself well.
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+Darkside slams Pillow Hands with a series of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Pillow Hands launches a volley of shots to the ribs, but Darkside backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 40 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 9 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but Darkside quickly backs away.
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+Darkside pops Pillow Hands with a off balance uppercut to the solar plexus.
-Pillow Hands launches a right right to the nose, but goes wide.
-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Darkside beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a jab to the face, but Darkside covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of left blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-119


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: A Draw.

Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!

          

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