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(Heavyweight) Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle defeated Mad Jack McMad by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Monday, January 27, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 268 pounds (122 kilograms) is Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 295 pounds (134 kilograms) is Mad Jack McMad!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Little Weenie comes out fighting.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Mcmad probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Little Weenie hides behind his gloves.
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-Mcmad probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Little Weenie quickly backs away.
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+Mcmad attacks with Little Weenie with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Mcmad attempts a pair of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Little Weenie clocks Mcmad with a volley of stiff shots to the face.
-Mcmad tries to land a series of left punches to the head, but Little Weenie ducks.
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+Little Weenie hits with a flurry of quick punches to the nose. Mcmad sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Mcmad paws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Mcmad tries to land a roundhouse to the stomach, but Little Weenie blocks.
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+Little Weenie wallops Mcmad with a series of punches to the face. Mcmad doesn't notice.
+Little Weenie punches Mcmad with a commanding jab to the ribs. Mcmad laughs!
+Little Weenie jars Mcmad with a barrage of off balance shots to the chest.
+Little Weenie tosses a series of punches to the eye.
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+Little Weenie connects with a flurry of nice shots to the mouth.
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+Little Weenie annoys Mcmad with a volley of blows to the chest.
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+Little Weenie hits with a heavy sweeping right to the jaw!
+Little Weenie jars Mcmad with a pair of solid blows to the chest!
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+Little Weenie smashes Mcmad with a pair of powerful shots to the ribs.
+Little Weenie throws a sweeping right to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle landed 69 of 70 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 28 punches.

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle won the round 10-9

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle is winning the fight 10-9


Little Weenie doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 2

Little Weenie comes out fighting.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Little Weenie throws a series of hard shots to the mouth. Mcmad gets mad!
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+Little Weenie wallops Mcmad with a hook to the solar plexus!
-Mcmad fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Little Weenie leaps aside.
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+Little Weenie hurts Mcmad with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
+Little Weenie hits Mcmad with a flurry of quick punches to the chin. Mcmad gets mad!
+Little Weenie slams Mcmad with a series of shots to the chin!!
-Mcmad tries a flurry of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Little Weenie whacks Mcmad with a volley of off balance punches to the nose.
-Mcmad tries a flurry of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Mcmad lashes out with a left jab to the temple, but Little Weenie hides behind his gloves.
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-Mcmad probes with a jab to the eye, but Little Weenie steps aside.
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+Little Weenie lashes out with a barrage of heavy blows to the chest.
+Little Weenie tosses a series of furious blows to the chest.
-Mcmad throws a series of blows to the face, but Little Weenie backs out of it.
+Little Weenie slams Mcmad with a volley of punches to the jaw!
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+Little Weenie tags Mcmad with a barrage of furious blows to the solar plexus.
-Mcmad fires a pair of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Little Weenie jolts Mcmad with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
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+Little Weenie wakes up the fans with a flurry of stiff shots to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle landed 60 of 60 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 34 punches.

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle won the round 10-9

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle is winning the fight 20-18


Little Weenie doesn't even want to rest!

Mcmad doesn't even want to rest! He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 3

Little Weenie comes out fighting.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Little Weenie wallops Mcmad with a barrage of light blows to the jaw.
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+Little Weenie strikes with a stiff right to the head.
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-Mcmad attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Little Weenie quickly backs away.
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+Little Weenie suprises Mcmad with a series of solid blows to the face.
+Little Weenie hits Mcmad with a pair of shots to the eye! Mcmad hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Little Weenie pummels Mcmad with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
-Mcmad lunges with a series of right punches to the nose, but Little Weenie covers himself well.
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-Mcmad attacks with a right to the chin, but misses.
+Little Weenie tags Mcmad with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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+Little Weenie hits with a pair of glancing punches to the head.
+Little Weenie clocks Mcmad with a uppercut to the chest. Mcmad grimaces in pain.
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+Little Weenie attacks with a strong straight right to the jaw.
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+Little Weenie smashes Mcmad with a flurry of glancing shots to the nose.
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+Little Weenie annoys Mcmad with a stinging sweeping right to the head. Mcmad doesn't notice.
-Mcmad tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Mcmad throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Little Weenie backs out of it.
+Little Weenie whacks Mcmad with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Little Weenie throws a pair of off balance blows to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle landed 56 of 65 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 3 of 32 punches.

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle won the round 10-9

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle is winning the fight 30-27


Little Weenie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mcmad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 4

Little Weenie comes out fighting.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Mcmad attempts a left straight right to the temple, but Little Weenie steps aside and laughs.
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+Little Weenie shakes Mcmad with a barrage of punches to the eye. Mcmad falls against the ropes!
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-Mcmad throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Little Weenie beats a hasty retreat.
-Mcmad probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Little Weenie hits with a series of stiff shots to the stomach. Mcmad ignores it.
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-Mcmad charges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Little Weenie beats a hasty retreat.
+Little Weenie whacks Mcmad with a pair of loud blows to the temple.
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-Mcmad charges with a pair of shots to the temple, but Little Weenie backs out of it.
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+Little Weenie punches Mcmad with a series of stinging punches to the face. Mcmad doesn't notice.
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+Little Weenie hammers Mcmad with a flurry of powerful blows to the temple.
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+Little Weenie smacks Mcmad with a pair of painful shots to the jaw.
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+Little Weenie smashes Mcmad with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Little Weenie hits with a commanding sweeping right to the eye.
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+Little Weenie connects with a volley of nasty blows to the mouth.
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+Little Weenie throws a flurry of punches to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle landed 66 of 66 punches, and Mad Jack McMad landed 3 of 34 punches.

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle won the round 10-9

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle is winning the fight 40-36


Little Weenie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Mcmad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 5

Little Weenie comes out fighting.
Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Mcmad probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Little Weenie grazes Mcmad with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Mcmad fires a pair of punches to the jaw, but Little Weenie ducks.
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+Little Weenie stuns Mcmad with a right to the eye.
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+Little Weenie thumps Mcmad with a flurry of light punches to the eye! Mcmad hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Little Weenie punches Mcmad with a barrage of stiff shots to the jaw.
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+Little Weenie connects with a series of quick shots to the ribs.
+Little Weenie wakes up the fans with a series of blows to the mouth. Mcmad sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Little Weenie whacks Mcmad with a flurry of painful punches to the temple.
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-Mcmad attacks with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Little Weenie blocks.
+Little Weenie hurts Mcmad with a pair of nasty blows to the nose.
+Little Weenie lands a series of mean shots to the nose.
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+Little Weenie connects with a series of glancing shots to the mouth.
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+Little Weenie punches Mcmad with a volley of nice shots to the ribs.
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-Mcmad paws a right straight right to the jaw, but Little Weenie covers himself well.
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+Little Weenie stuns Mcmad with a straight right to the face.
+Little Weenie grazes Mcmad with a series of blows to the jaw.
+Little Weenie annoys Mcmad with a flurry of shots to the temple. Mcmad gets mad!
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-Mcmad attempts a jab to the mouth, but Little Weenie steps aside.
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-Mcmad lunges with a series of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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BELL
Little Weenie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Mcmad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Mad Jack McMad continue the fight! Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 2: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 3: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 4: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 2: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 3: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 4: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 2: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 3: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9
Round 4: Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle 10-9

Chuck "little weenie" Hinkle wins by a technical knockout!


          

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