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(Heavyweight) Jed "Big Boy" Robinson defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Friday, January 24, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 402 pounds (182 kilograms) is Jed "Big Boy" Robinson!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Big Boy hits Crazyfucker with a volley of stinging shots to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker ignores it.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Big Boy probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Big Boy rocks Crazyfucker with a series of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
Big Boy lands a sudden punch in the nose and Crazyfucker's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Big Boy hits with a series of shots to the ribs! Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Big Boy stays away from it.
-Big Boy throws a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Crazyfucker whacks Big Boy with a series of wild blows to the stomach!
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 14 of 23 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-8

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 10-8


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Big Boy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Big Boy clocks Crazyfucker with a pair of glancing blows to the stomach.
Big Boy lands a cruel haymaker and Crazyfucker's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of wild shots to the ribs. Big Boy beats a hasty retreat.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Boy jolts Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Big Boy ducks just in time.
-Crazyfucker launches a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Big Boy quickly backs away.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Boy hammers Crazyfucker with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
Big Boy lands a slow motion cross to the jaw and Crazyfucker's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Big Boy backs up Crazyfucker with a series of commanding shots to the ribs.
-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Big Boy probes with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Big Boy tattoos Crazyfucker with a barrage of wild shots to the ribs!
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Crazyfucker suprises Big Boy with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 16 of 25 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-7

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 20-15


Crazyfucker collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Big Boy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy fights inside. (inside)

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+Big Boy nails Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the temple. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
Big Boy lands a vicious left blow to the temple and Crazyfucker is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Jed "Big Boy" Robinson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crazyfucker can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Big Boy doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-8
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-8
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-7


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-8
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-7

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson wins by a knockout!


          

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