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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mortez by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Wednesday, January 22, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 261 pounds (118 kilograms) is Mortez!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

+Mortez tosses a hook to the jaw. Crazyfucker doesn't seem bothered.
-Mortez attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker smacks Mortez with a pair of commanding shots to the nose. Mortez is hurt!
Crazyfucker lands a tremendous right uppercut and Mortez goes down!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Mortez fires a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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+Crazyfucker rocks Mortez with a light cross to the head. Mortez falls against the ropes!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right blows to the head, but Mortez blocks.
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+Mortez pounds Crazyfucker with a heavy right to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Mortez hits with a powerful uppercut to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of blows to the temple, but Mortez quickly backs away.
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+Mortez punches Crazyfucker with a barrage of painful blows to the stomach.
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+Mortez suprises Crazyfucker with a pair of nasty shots to the mouth.
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+Mortez hits with a flurry of wild shots to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
Crazyfucker lands a devestating left smash to the jaw and Mortez is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mortez throws a cross to the mouth. Crazyfucker covers up.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 25 of 40 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-7

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-7


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a broken nose.



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez tosses a pair of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Crazyfucker smashes Mortez with a pair of painful punches to the stomach. Mortez hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Mortez pops Crazyfucker with a volley of heavy blows to the mouth.
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-Mortez fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Mortez hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Mortez throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a left roundhouse to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Mortez tosses a strong straight right to the ribs.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a pair of shots to the nose! Mortez is hurt!
Crazyfucker lands a mighty punch in the nose and Mortez falls senseless!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mortez paws a series of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Mortez attempts a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Mortez shakes Crazyfucker with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 19 of 39 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-15


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a broken nose.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez charges with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Mortez launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Mortez fires Crazyfucker with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Crazyfucker throws a light cross to the temple. Mortez is hurt!
Crazyfucker lands a powerful smash to the jaw and Mortez is knocked off his feet!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mortez probes with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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+Mortez whacks Crazyfucker with a volley of vicious shots to the face. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Mortez steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazyfucker catches Mortez with a pair of wild punches to the chin!
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of blows to the chin, but Mortez stays away from it.
-Crazyfucker paws a left straight right to the temple, but Mortez ties him up.
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-Mortez tries to land a pair of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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The fighters circle.
-Mortez probes with a barrage of right blows to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of blows to the head, but Mortez escapes.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Mortez connects with a barrage of punches to the temple. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
+Mortez strikes with a volley of mean punches to the ribs. Crazyfucker laughs!
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+Mortez annoys Crazyfucker with a jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 21 punches, and Mortez landed 14 of 37 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-23


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Mortez looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez pounds Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Mortez quickly backs away.
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-Mortez lunges with a pair of right blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
-Mortez launches a pair of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker thumps Mortez with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Mortez throws a barrage of right blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
-Mortez paws a right straight right to the eye, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Mortez attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a left roundhouse to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Mortez attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Mortez throws a volley of shots to the chest, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Mortez blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 7 of 39 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-32


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Mortez collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker solidly lands Mortez with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Mortez steps aside and laughs.
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-Mortez charges with a series of left blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Crazyfucker tries a series of shots to the chin, but Mortez narrowly avoids it
-Crazyfucker attacks with a left to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Mortez takes charge with a volley of shots to the eye.
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-Mortez attacks with a series of blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Mortez launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Mortez tries a volley of shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Mortez throws a volley of left shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Mortez attempts a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Mortez probes with a series of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 26 punches, and Mortez landed 6 of 39 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 49-41


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Mortez receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez attempts a volley of shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
-Mortez attacks with a barrage of shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Mortez clocks Crazyfucker with a commanding cross to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Mortez charges with a left jab to the chin, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of blows to the face. Mortez covers up.
Crazyfucker lands a crashing blow to the head and Mortez falls to the canvas!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mortez attacks with a right sweeping right to the head, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Mortez attacks with a series of shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Mortez lashes out with a volley of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Crazyfucker throws a hook to the eye, but Mortez takes it in the forearms.
+Mortez thumps Crazyfucker with a glancing left to the solar plexus.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Mortez can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.

The doctor won't let Mortez continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-7
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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