Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\928093.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Test Absorbing Man defeated Louis CK by disqualification in round 11.Match Monday, January 20, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 211 pounds (96 kilograms) is Test Absorbing Man!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 251 pounds (114 kilograms) is Louis CK!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Louis grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Louis throws a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Louis lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Test quickly backs away.
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+Test tags Louis with a volley of shots to the jaw.
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+Test shakes Louis with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose! Louis sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Test tries to attack, but Louis hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Test tries to attack, but Louis hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Louis launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Test hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Test thumps Louis with a barrage of hard shots to the face.
+Test whacks Louis with a volley of punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Absorbing Man landed 24 of 25 punches, and Louis CK landed 5 of 25 punches.
Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 10-9
Test doesn't want to stop fighting!
Louis doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Louis grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Test tries to attack, but Louis hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Test tries to attack, but Louis hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Test whacks Louis with a barrage of solid shots to the mouth.
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+Test suprises Louis with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Test hammers Louis with a solid left to the mouth.
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+Test slams Louis with a nice cross to the nose.
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-Louis tries to land a series of left punches to the stomach, but Test steps aside and laughs.
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-Louis fires a straight right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Louis lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Absorbing Man landed 22 of 22 punches, and Louis CK landed 5 of 26 punches.
Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 20-18
Test doesn't even want to rest!
Louis doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Louis grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Test tries to attack, but Louis hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Louis throws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Test smacks Louis with a left to the jaw.
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Test tries to attack, but Louis hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Test rocks Louis with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
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+Test annoys Louis with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
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-Louis launches a series of shots to the ribs, but Test hides behind his gloves.
-Louis fires a pair of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Louis paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Test punches Louis with a volley of stinging blows to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Absorbing Man landed 23 of 26 punches, and Louis CK landed 5 of 25 punches.
Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 30-27
Test doesn't even want to rest!
Louis doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Louis is brawling. (inside)
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-Louis fires a flurry of blows to the chest, but Test ties him up.
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+Louis lands a pair of shots to the stomach. Test gets mad!
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+Test hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
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+Test tosses a series of wild punches to the head.
-Louis paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Test scores with a jab to the chin!!
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-Louis tries to land a pair of blows to the stomach, but Test ducks.
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+Test hits with a flurry of blows to the jaw!
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-Louis tries a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Test quickly backs away.
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+Test throws a series of nasty punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Absorbing Man landed 24 of 26 punches, and Louis CK landed 8 of 33 punches.
Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 40-36
Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Louis doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Louis is brawling. (inside)
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-Louis probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Test escapes.
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-Louis attempts a left to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Louis tries a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Test quickly backs away.
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-Louis paws a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Louis hits Test with a furious hook to the solar plexus.
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-Louis probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Test ties him up.
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-Louis attacks with a volley of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Test whacks Louis with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Absorbing Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Louis CK landed 6 of 31 punches.
Louis CK won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 49-46
Test grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Louis doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Louis is brawling. (inside)
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+Test hits with a pair of shots to the face.
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+Test annoys Louis with a cross to the eye.
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+Louis hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Louis tries to land a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Test steps aside and laughs.
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+Test hits with a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
-Louis charges with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Louis attacks with a series of right punches to the chest, but Test ducks just in time.
-Louis attempts a right right to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Test belts Louis with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Louis attacks with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Test blocks.
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+Test smacks Louis with a series of nice punches to the eye. Louis sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Absorbing Man landed 23 of 25 punches, and Louis CK landed 8 of 30 punches.
Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 59-55
Test grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Louis doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Louis is brawling. (inside)
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-Louis attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Louis lashes out with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Louis attacks with a left hook to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Louis paws a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Test stays away from it.
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-Louis probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Test steps aside and laughs.
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+Test scores with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Louis slams Test with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Louis paws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Test backs out of it.
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+Louis strikes with a right to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Absorbing Man landed 7 of 7 punches, and Louis CK landed 9 of 38 punches.
Louis CK won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 68-65
Test grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Louis doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Louis is brawling. (inside)
-Louis throws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Louis tries to land a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Louis attempts a left cross to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Test wakes up the fans with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Test strikes with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
-Louis attempts a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Test backs out of it.
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+Test attacks with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw. Louis asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Louis backs up Test with a series of heavy blows to the stomach.
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-Louis attempts a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Louis wallops Test with a series of punches to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Absorbing Man landed 26 of 26 punches, and Louis CK landed 11 of 42 punches.
Louis CK won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 77-75
Test is obviously tired.
Louis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Louis is brawling. (inside)
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+Test takes charge with a flurry of punches to the temple. Louis sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Test lands a series of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Test attacks with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Louis lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Louis smacks Test with a strong uppercut to the chest. Test sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Louis probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Louis strikes with a volley of loud shots to the ribs.
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-Louis probes with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Test grazes Louis with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Louis paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Louis tries a series of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Test pokes Louis with a volley of loud punches to the chin. Louis covers up.
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-Louis throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Test hits with a pair of blows to the head.
-Louis fires a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Test deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Absorbing Man landed 32 of 33 punches, and Louis CK landed 9 of 40 punches.
Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 87-84
Test is obviously tired.
Louis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Test is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Louis is brawling. (inside)
+Test jars Louis with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Louis tattoos Test with a uppercut to the stomach.
+Test annoys Louis with a volley of strong punches to the eye!
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-Louis throws a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Test deftly avoits it.
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+Test nails Louis with a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth. Louis sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Louis throws a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Test beats a hasty retreat.
-Louis lunges with a straight right to the chest, but Test deftly avoits it.
+Louis slams Test with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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-Louis tries a series of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Test hits with a barrage of nice punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Absorbing Man landed 21 of 24 punches, and Louis CK landed 11 of 37 punches.
Louis CK won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 96-94
Test is slowing down.
Louis remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Test is using the ring. (using the ring)
Louis throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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+Test fires a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Louis tosses a volley of nice punches to the head.
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+Louis attacks with a barrage of hooks to the nose. Test sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Test wallops Louis with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
+Louis takes charge with a pair of light punches to the face!
Louis lands a beautiful uppercut and Test is knocked off his feet!!
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Test struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Louis launches a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Test slams Louis with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Test wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the face.
Test lands a blood spattering blow to the head and Louis collapses!!
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Louis struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Test strikes with a vicious cross to the jaw.
Test lands a ferocious cross to the jaw and Louis bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Louis struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Louis pummels Test with a volley of crosses to the chin.
-Louis tries to land a barrage of right blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Louis rocks Test with a series of punches to the chin.
Louis lands a blood spattering left punch in the nose and Test goes down!!
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Test struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Louis attempts a series of left hooks to the mouth, but Test deftly avoits it.
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-Louis lunges with a barrage of right hooks to the eye, but Test takes it in the forearms.
+Test pops Louis with a left to the face. Louis gets mad!
-Louis launches a barrage of roundhouses to the nose, but misses completely.
+Louis smacks Test with an illegal kidney punch! Test Absorbing Man is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Test Absorbing Man wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Test looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Louis grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 2: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 3: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 4: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 5: Louis CK 10-9
Round 6: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 7: Louis CK 10-9
Round 8: Louis CK 10-9
Round 9: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 10: Louis CK 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 2: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 3: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 4: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 5: Louis CK 10-9
Round 6: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 7: Louis CK 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 2: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 3: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 4: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 5: Louis CK 10-9
Round 6: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 7: Louis CK 10-9
Round 8: Louis CK 10-9
Round 9: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 10: Louis CK 10-9
Test Absorbing Man wins by a foul!
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