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(Heavyweight) Patient X defeated Crazyfucker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, January 18, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 217 pounds (98 kilograms) is Patient X!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker connects with a volley of punches to the head. Patient retreats to the far corner.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of blows to the face, but Patient ducks just in time.
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-Patient fires a pair of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
+Patient annoys Crazyfucker with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Patient steps aside and laughs.
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-Patient fires a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of right shots to the face, but Patient hides behind his gloves.
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-Patient tries to land a pair of shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 11 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 26 punches.

Patient X won the round 10-9

Patient X is winning the fight 10-9


Patient doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Patient quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left blows to the chest, but Patient ducks.
-Patient tries a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Patient drills Crazyfucker with a series of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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+Crazyfucker lands a flurry of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
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+Patient jars Crazyfucker with a strong straight right to the face.
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-Patient paws a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Patient lunges with a pair of shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 11 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 25 punches.

Patient X won the round 10-9

Patient X is winning the fight 20-18


Patient doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Patient paws a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Crazyfucker pummels Patient with a series of heavy shots to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Patient probes with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a jab to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Patient staggers Crazyfucker with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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-Patient throws a flurry of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Patient launches a left left to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 9 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 25 punches.

Patient X won the round 10-9

Patient X is winning the fight 30-27


Patient doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Patient attacks with a barrage of left blows to the head, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Patient probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of shots to the face, but Patient ducks.
+Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of blows to the temple, but falls short.
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-Patient launches a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Patient throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but Crazyfucker ducks.
-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Patient throws a pair of light punches to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 7 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 25 punches.

Patient X won the round 10-9

Patient X is winning the fight 40-36


Patient doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a right hook to the face, but Patient escapes.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Patient ducks.
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-Patient lashes out with a series of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Patient stays away from it.
-Patient probes with a series of blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Patient throws a volley of blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Patient tries a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Patient hits with a series of blows to the ribs! Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a jab to the eye, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 8 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 5 of 26 punches.

Patient X won the round 10-9

Patient X is winning the fight 50-45


Patient remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Patient steps aside.
-Patient launches a right jab to the jaw, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Patient charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
+Crazyfucker punches Patient with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of shots to the ribs, but Patient takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Patient throws a pair of punches to the eye.
-Patient paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Patient jolts Crazyfucker with a barrage of painful shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 8 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches.

Patient X won the round 10-9

Patient X is winning the fight 60-54


Patient remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has gash above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 7

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a straight right to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Patient throws a barrage of shots to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Patient probes with a pair of blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Patient tries to land a barrage of right blows to the chest, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker paws a left jab to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a left uppercut to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Patient tries to land a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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+Crazyfucker lands a pair of blows to the jaw.
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+Patient belts Crazyfucker with a quick left to the face!
Patient lands a well placed uppercut and Crazyfucker staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Patient tags Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 10 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 23 punches.

Patient X won the round 10-8

Patient X is winning the fight 70-62


Patient remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 8

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Patient fires a hard jab to the head.
Patient lands a quick right blow to the temple and Crazyfucker's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Patient fires a flurry of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
Patient lands a quick punch in the nose and Crazyfucker's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Patient lands a heavy right to the face.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of blows to the ribs, but Patient steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker throws a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Patient punches Crazyfucker with a volley of glancing punches to the temple!!
-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Patient stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Crazyfucker rocks Patient with a pair of shots to the eye. Patient hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Patient throws a series of punches to the eye, but misses.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of shots to the head, but Patient beats a hasty retreat.
-Patient attempts a pair of shots to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Patient charges with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but misses.

BELL
Patient remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! Patient X wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Patient X 10-9
Round 2: Patient X 10-9
Round 3: Patient X 10-9
Round 4: Patient X 10-9
Round 5: Patient X 10-9
Round 6: Patient X 10-9
Round 7: Patient X 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Patient X 10-9
Round 2: Patient X 10-9
Round 3: Patient X 10-9
Round 4: Patient X 10-9
Round 5: Patient X 10-9
Round 6: Patient X 10-9
Round 7: Patient X 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Patient X 10-9
Round 2: Patient X 10-9
Round 3: Patient X 10-9
Round 4: Patient X 10-9
Round 5: Patient X 10-9
Round 6: Patient X 10-9
Round 7: Patient X 10-8

Patient X wins by a technical knockout!


          

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