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(Heavyweight) Jed "Big Boy" Robinson defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Thursday, January 16, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 324 pounds (147 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 398 pounds (181 kilograms) is Jed "Big Boy" Robinson!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Crazyfucker launches a series of right punches to the nose, but Big Boy narrowly avoids it
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+Big Boy pounds Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Big Boy throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Big Boy hits with a flurry of wild shots to the chest.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 9 of 21 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Big Boy attacks with a flurry of heavy blows to the solar plexus!
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Crazyfucker throws a right jab to the nose, but Big Boy leaps aside.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy throws a flurry of blows to the chest, but misses.
-Big Boy throws a right to the stomach, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Big Boy drills Crazyfucker with a volley of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 10 of 22 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Big Boy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Crazyfucker tries a series of right blows to the temple, but Big Boy backs out of it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of shots to the face, but Big Boy blocks.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Boy throws a barrage of wild blows to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left blows to the chin, but Big Boy stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of shots to the eye, but Big Boy blocks.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 21 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 11 of 25 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker is obviously tired.

Big Boy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Big Boy tries to land a pair of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the head, but Big Boy deftly avoits it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Boy fires a pair of painful blows to the ribs. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Big Boy tries a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Big Boy throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 10 of 24 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker looks exhausted.

Big Boy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Crazyfucker fires a series of blows to the nose, but Big Boy backs out of it.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Big Boy scores with a volley of solid blows to the chest. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Crazyfucker tags Big Boy with a volley of mean shots to the stomach.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Big Boy ducks just in time.
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+Big Boy pummels Crazyfucker with a stiff uppercut to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Big Boy lands a decisive hook and Crazyfucker's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Boy probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 27 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 11 of 24 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-8

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 50-44


Crazyfucker receives medical attention from his trainer. He has a bloody lip.

Big Boy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy fights inside. (inside)

+Big Boy connects with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
Big Boy lands a quick hook and Crazyfucker hurtles to the canvas!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Big Boy pounds Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the eye.
Big Boy lands a bone crushing right uppercut and Crazyfucker's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Jed "Big Boy" Robinson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crazyfucker can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.

Big Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 5: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 5: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-8


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 5: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-8

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson wins by a knockout!


          

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