Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\927014.htm on local disk...(Super-Welterweight) Slow Joe Nr One defeated SW Dork Boom II by disqualification in round 10.Match Thursday, January 16, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Slow Joe Nr One!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is SW Dork Boom II!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Slow pounds Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow lunges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Slow strikes with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a straight right to the solar plexus, but Slow blocks.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii annoys Slow with a pair of glancing shots to the ribs. Slow grimaces in pain.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a hook to the ribs, but Slow deftly avoits it.
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+Slow tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 21 of 31 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 8 of 24 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 10-9
Slow doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow backs up Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow pokes Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of shots to the ribs.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Slow blocks.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Slow scores with a off balance roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a pair of blows to the ribs, but Slow narrowly avoids it
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+Slow pounds Sw Dork Boom Ii with a nasty roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Slow tries a series of right punches to the chest, but Sw Dork Boom Ii backs out of it.
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+Slow throws a loud roundhouse to the chest. Sw Dork Boom Ii beats a hasty retreat.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 23 of 31 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 6 of 26 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 20-18
Slow doesn't even want to rest!
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a series of right blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow annoys Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a barrage of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Slow hammers Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
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-Slow probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Slow tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Sw Dork Boom Ii deftly avoits it.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii staggers Slow with a volley of nice shots to the solar plexus.
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+Slow lands a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 19 of 31 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 7 of 24 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 30-27
Slow doesn't even want to rest!
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries to land a volley of right blows to the chest, but Slow deftly avoits it.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Slow quickly backs away.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii tattoos Slow with a barrage of furious blows to the chest. Slow seems wobbly!
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 6 of 8 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 6 of 23 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 39-37
Slow doesn't even want to rest!
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii pounds Slow with a flurry of blows to the chest!!
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii nails Slow with a heavy hook to the solar plexus.
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-Slow throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Slow tattoos Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of hard punches to the chest.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Slow ties him up.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a pair of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Slow escapes.
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+Slow lands a sweeping right to the stomach.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Slow ties him up.
+Slow scores with a series of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Slow throws a flurry of blows to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 21 of 33 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 12 of 43 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 48-47
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Slow pounds Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Slow tosses a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus. Sw Dork Boom Ii quickly recovers.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries to land a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Slow deftly avoits it.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Slow takes it in the forearms.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii hammers Slow with a flurry of off balance blows to the chest!
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow clocks Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Sw Dork Boom Ii sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow lashes out with a pair of stiff shots to the ribs.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii lands a pair of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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-Slow tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Sw Dork Boom Ii takes it in the forearms.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slow leaps aside.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 20 of 32 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 10 of 38 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 58-56
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Slow takes charge with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii hammers Slow with a uppercut to the chest.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a series of blows to the chest, but Slow deftly avoits it.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a series of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii drills Slow with a flurry of nasty blows to the solar plexus. Slow is hurt!
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a jab to the ribs, but Slow hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 5 of 9 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 10 of 41 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 67-66
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii is brawling. (inside)
+Slow hits with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slow hits with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Slow smashes Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Slow fires a volley of mean punches to the stomach. Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't seem bothered.
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+Slow backs up Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii lands a volley of blows to the chest. Slow retreats to the far corner.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a series of left shots to the chest, but Slow ducks just in time.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a series of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries to land a uppercut to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii tosses a barrage of nasty shots to the chest!
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Slow ducks just in time.
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+Slow punches Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Slow fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii takes charge with a light left to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 31 of 31 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 14 of 41 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 77-75
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Sw Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii is brawling. (inside)
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+Slow solidly lands a series of shots to the chin.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii scores with a vicious roundhouse to the eye!!
-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a right hook to the mouth, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a pair of right shots to the nose, but Slow covers himself well.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a series of left blows to the face, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Slow stays away from it.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii lands a cross to the chin. Slow asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but Slow escapes.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a series of punches to the face, but Slow covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 11 of 49 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 86-85
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Sw Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Slow annoys Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Slow scores with a series of mean crosses to the stomach. Sw Dork Boom Ii is hurt!
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+Slow throws a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii charges with a right roundhouse to the temple, but Slow ties him up.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii smacks Slow with a bite to the ear! Slow Joe Nr One pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Slow Joe Nr One wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Slow is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Ii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 7: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 7: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One wins by a foul!
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