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(Heavyweight) Jed "Big Boy" Robinson defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Friday, January 10, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 316 pounds (143 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 402 pounds (182 kilograms) is Jed "Big Boy" Robinson!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Big Boy lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of left shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Big Boy tattoos Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Crazyfucker probes with a right straight right to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Big Boy suprises Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 10 of 24 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boy doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Big Boy escapes.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Boy smashes Crazyfucker with a off balance right to the ribs.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy charges with a series of blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Big Boy fires a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Big Boy takes it in the forearms.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 9 of 24 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Big Boy doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Big Boy hits with a nasty hook to the ribs.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker fires a pair of blows to the head, but goes wide.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of punches to the eye, but Big Boy escapes.
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+Big Boy hits with a painful uppercut to the ribs.
-Big Boy launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Big Boy quickly backs away.
-Big Boy probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 12 of 25 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker is obviously tired.

Big Boy doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Big Boy attacks with a pair of furious blows to the ribs.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Boy lashes out with a series of commanding shots to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Big Boy throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of left punches to the head, but Big Boy escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 10 of 24 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker looks exhausted. He has gash below the left eye.

Big Boy doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy fights inside. (inside)

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+Big Boy grazes Crazyfucker with a volley of quick shots to the temple!
Big Boy lands a blood spattering right smash to the jaw and Crazyfucker goes over backwards!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Big Boy annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of off balance shots to the face.
Big Boy lands a devestating right haymaker and Crazyfucker's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Jed "Big Boy" Robinson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crazyfucker receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Big Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson wins by a knockout!


          

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