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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mortez by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Wednesday, January 08, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 316 pounds (143 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 255 pounds (116 kilograms) is Mortez!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Mortez whacks Crazyfucker with a quick jab to the eye.
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+Mortez hits Crazyfucker with a uppercut to the face.
+Mortez hits Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Mortez slams Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the temple. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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-Mortez throws a right hook to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Mortez stuns Crazyfucker with a series of vicious punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Mortez grazes Crazyfucker with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 31 of 45 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mortez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez hits with a off balance uppercut to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Mortez lands a volley of quick punches to the head.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right blows to the face, but Mortez hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left blows to the head, but Mortez covers himself well.
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-Mortez launches a pair of left shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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+Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 29 of 43 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but Mortez blocks.
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-Mortez throws a series of shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Mortez throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
+Crazyfucker wallops Mortez with a pair of blows to the nose.
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+Mortez tattoos Crazyfucker with a volley of nice blows to the chest.
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-Mortez fires a pair of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of blows to the temple, but Mortez steps aside and laughs.
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+Mortez rocks Crazyfucker with a series of commanding shots to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of left shots to the eye, but Mortez leaps aside.
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+Mortez whacks Crazyfucker with a flurry of vicious shots to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 26 punches, and Mortez landed 22 of 37 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez staggers Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Mortez charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Mortez tries to land a straight right to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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+Mortez tags Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Mortez takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of blows to the face, but fails to score.
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-Mortez attempts a pair of left shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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+Mortez hits with a flurry of solid shots to the ribs.
+Mortez clocks Crazyfucker with a series of loud blows to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker laughs!
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-Mortez lunges with a series of shots to the head, but to no avail.
+Crazyfucker jolts Mortez with a series of light shots to the chin!
Crazyfucker lands a blood spattering right punch in the nose and Mortez drops like a stone!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Mortez fires a flurry of mean blows to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 21 of 39 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Mortez is winning the fight 38-37


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

+Crazyfucker lands a barrage of mean blows to the chin!
Crazyfucker lands a mighty haymaker and Mortez is knocked off his feet!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mortez fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Crazyfucker pokes Mortez with a flurry of vicious shots to the eye!
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-Mortez probes with a series of shots to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Mortez paws a barrage of blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Mortez ducks.
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+Mortez annoys Crazyfucker with a series of painful blows to the face.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Mortez attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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+Mortez solidly lands a nice straight right to the mouth. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Mortez lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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-Mortez probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 22 punches, and Mortez landed 14 of 39 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 47-46


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez receives medical attention from his trainer. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Mortez narrowly avoids it
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-Mortez attempts a flurry of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Mortez fires a left hook to the chin, but misses.
-Mortez lunges with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Mortez with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
Crazyfucker lands a vicious right blow to the head and Mortez's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Crazyfucker launches a left right to the ribs, but Mortez takes it in the forearms.
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-Mortez attempts a series of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Mortez attempts a pair of blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Crazyfucker pokes Mortez with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Mortez throws a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
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-Mortez tries a flurry of blows to the chest, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

The doctor won't let Mortez continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-8

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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