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(Heavyweight) Mortez defeated Crazyfucker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, January 04, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 316 pounds (143 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 252 pounds (114 kilograms) is Mortez!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Mortez belts Crazyfucker with a hook to the head.
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-Mortez paws a series of right shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mortez paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Mortez tries a barrage of left shots to the head, but misses completely.
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+Mortez grazes Crazyfucker with a volley of shots to the eye.
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+Mortez hurts Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Mortez covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of left shots to the chin, but Mortez stays away from it.
+Mortez hammers Crazyfucker with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Mortez lands a stiff sweeping right to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 28 of 40 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mortez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker fires a volley of right punches to the head, but Mortez leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but Mortez beats a hasty retreat.
-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Mortez takes charge with a pair of quick punches to the nose.
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+Mortez grazes Crazyfucker with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Mortez throws a barrage of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Mortez hits with a barrage of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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+Mortez strikes with a straight right to the mouth.
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-Mortez fires a pair of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
+Mortez throws a mean left to the eye.
+Mortez stuns Crazyfucker with a barrage of shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 27 of 36 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Mortez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez jars Crazyfucker with a barrage of furious punches to the nose.
+Mortez fires a straight right to the mouth. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
-Crazyfucker paws a volley of punches to the temple, but Mortez steps aside.
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+Mortez staggers Crazyfucker with a barrage of loud shots to the nose.
+Mortez staggers Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the eye. Crazyfucker is hurt!
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-Mortez launches a straight right to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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+Mortez hits with a flurry of powerful shots to the face.
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+Mortez fires a flurry of light shots to the solar plexus.
-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but Mortez beats a hasty retreat.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 29 of 37 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Mortez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Mortez stuns Crazyfucker with a series of hard shots to the jaw.
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+Mortez fires a volley of blows to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of left blows to the jaw, but Mortez ties him up.
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+Mortez hits Crazyfucker with a volley of quick punches to the face. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Mortez belts Crazyfucker with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of right shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Mortez hurts Crazyfucker with a series of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
-Mortez lunges with a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the nose, but Mortez hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 27 of 39 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Mortez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of right blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right jab to the eye, but Mortez narrowly avoids it
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+Mortez smacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of nasty blows to the chin.
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-Mortez lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Mortez throws a barrage of stiff shots to the stomach.
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-Mortez throws a left sweeping right to the nose, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a right to the nose, but Mortez hides behind his gloves.
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+Mortez pops Crazyfucker with a series of heavy shots to the head.
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+Mortez smacks Crazyfucker with a flurry of painful shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches, and Mortez landed 27 of 40 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Mortez is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez throws a volley of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
-Mortez paws a right to the eye, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Mortez hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Mortez tosses a vicious jab to the ribs!
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Mortez steps aside.
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+Mortez lands a flurry of punches to the chin. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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-Mortez charges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but Mortez steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 23 of 39 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Mortez is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

-Mortez probes with a flurry of left blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of left shots to the head, but fails to score.
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+Mortez smacks Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the chin. Crazyfucker is hurt!
+Mortez throws a flurry of shots to the temple.
+Mortez thumps Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the ribs!
+Mortez wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the jaw!
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+Crazyfucker pops Mortez with a barrage of shots to the chin!
+Mortez lands a barrage of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
Mortez lands a terrific left haymaker and Crazyfucker's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mortez fires a pair of punches to the ribs. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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+Mortez wakes up the fans with a jab to the head. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Mortez blocks.
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+Mortez annoys Crazyfucker with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Mortez escapes.
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-Crazyfucker paws a hook to the chin, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 33 of 39 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-8

Mortez is winning the fight 70-62


Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Mortez is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez smacks Crazyfucker with a nice jab to the solar plexus.
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+Mortez scores with a commanding jab to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the head, but Mortez leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Mortez smacks Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
+Mortez hurts Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the nose.
-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Mortez smacks Crazyfucker with a flurry of loud shots to the chin. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Mortez hits with a cross to the jaw.
Mortez lands a mighty blow to the head and Crazyfucker falls to the canvas!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mortez pokes Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the mouth.
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BELL
Crazyfucker looks exhausted. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Mortez is slowing down.

The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! Mortez wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Mortez 10-9
Round 5: Mortez 10-9
Round 6: Mortez 10-9
Round 7: Mortez 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Mortez 10-9
Round 5: Mortez 10-9
Round 6: Mortez 10-9
Round 7: Mortez 10-8


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Mortez 10-9
Round 5: Mortez 10-9
Round 6: Mortez 10-9
Round 7: Mortez 10-8

Mortez wins by a technical knockout!


          

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