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(Heavyweight) HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER defeated Dwayne "The Show" Bowe by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Friday, January 03, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 229 pounds (104 kilograms) is Dwayne "The Show" Bowe!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Show is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+The Show takes charge with a flurry of mean punches to the face. Slugger falls against the ropes!
+The Show pounds Slugger with a pair of solid punches to the chin! Slugger sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Show hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
+The Show drills Slugger with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger attacks with a pair of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Slugger lashes out with a series of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
-The Show attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Slugger hides behind his gloves.
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+Slugger annoys The Show with a barrage of off balance shots to the temple. The Show covers up.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 9 of 24 punches, and Dwayne "The Show" Bowe landed 28 of 30 punches.

Dwayne "The Show" Bowe won the round 10-9

Dwayne "The Show" Bowe is winning the fight 10-9


Slugger doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Show doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Show is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-The Show probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but Slugger steps aside.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Show connects with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Slugger tries a right hook to the stomach, but The Show steps aside and laughs.
The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger probes with a left uppercut to the stomach, but fails to score.
+The Show punches Slugger with a volley of shots to the nose. Slugger ignores it.
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+Slugger grazes The Show with a flurry of powerful blows to the solar plexus!! The Show sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+The Show hurts Slugger with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Slugger lashes out with a pair of right shots to the chest, but The Show blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 8 of 25 punches, and Dwayne "The Show" Bowe landed 26 of 32 punches.

Dwayne "The Show" Bowe won the round 10-9

Dwayne "The Show" Bowe is winning the fight 20-18


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

The Show doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Show is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Slugger tattoos The Show with a painful uppercut to the solar plexus.
+The Show strikes with a jab to the chest.
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+The Show fires a volley of punches to the mouth.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger tries to land a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Show narrowly avoids it
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+The Show wakes up the fans with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+The Show solidly lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
+The Show fires a solid cross to the chest!!
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Slugger throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but The Show ducks just in time.
+The Show grazes Slugger with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 8 of 24 punches, and Dwayne "The Show" Bowe landed 27 of 38 punches.

Dwayne "The Show" Bowe won the round 10-9

Dwayne "The Show" Bowe is winning the fight 30-27


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

The Show remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Show is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Show probes with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but misses.
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-Slugger attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger throws a series of stinging punches to the stomach. The Show sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+The Show attacks with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+The Show tosses a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus!
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+The Show tattoos Slugger with a flurry of nice punches to the chin. Slugger doesn't notice.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

+The Show pokes Slugger with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach. Slugger doesn't seem bothered.
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-Slugger lashes out with a straight right to the stomach, but The Show takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 9 of 23 punches, and Dwayne "The Show" Bowe landed 26 of 33 punches.

Dwayne "The Show" Bowe won the round 10-9

Dwayne "The Show" Bowe is winning the fight 40-36


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

The Show grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Show is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Slugger throws a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but The Show steps aside.
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+The Show solidly lands a barrage of punches to the jaw. Slugger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger jolts The Show with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-The Show attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Slugger probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Show hits with a pair of light punches to the mouth.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Slugger lashes out with a cross to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+The Show belts Slugger with a volley of shots to the jaw. Slugger doesn't notice.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Show throws a series of right punches to the chin, but Slugger covers himself well.
+The Show hits with a volley of punches to the stomach. Slugger sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 7 of 23 punches, and Dwayne "The Show" Bowe landed 23 of 40 punches.

Dwayne "The Show" Bowe won the round 10-9

Dwayne "The Show" Bowe is winning the fight 50-45


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

The Show grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Slugger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Show is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Slugger charges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but The Show steps aside and laughs.
+The Show pounds Slugger with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
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+The Show throws a pair of punches to the chest.
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-The Show throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Slugger beats a hasty retreat.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Show pounds Slugger with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
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-Slugger throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but The Show ducks.
+Slugger throws a barrage of nasty shots to the ribs. The Show hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Show solidly lands a barrage of painful punches to the temple.
+The Show fires a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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-The Show launches a pair of left blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Slugger attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Show fires a barrage of light punches to the face!
+Slugger hurts The Show with a series of hard shots to the stomach. The Show seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 13 of 31 punches, and Dwayne "The Show" Bowe landed 28 of 40 punches.

Dwayne "The Show" Bowe won the round 10-9

Dwayne "The Show" Bowe is winning the fight 60-54


Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Show is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Slugger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Show is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Show hammers Slugger with a glancing uppercut to the nose.
+The Show rocks Slugger with a nice cross to the eye. Slugger gets mad!
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+Slugger hits with a pair of heavy shots to the ribs.
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-The Show throws a volley of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Slugger attempts a left uppercut to the ribs, but The Show steps aside and laughs.
The Show tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger tries to land a pair of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+The Show wallops Slugger with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
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+The Show tosses a pair of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Slugger backs up The Show with a barrage of punches to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 13 of 35 punches, and Dwayne "The Show" Bowe landed 26 of 41 punches.

Dwayne "The Show" Bowe won the round 10-9

Dwayne "The Show" Bowe is winning the fight 70-63


Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Show is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Slugger is brawling. (inside)
The Show is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+The Show grazes Slugger with a stiff jab to the jaw.
+The Show lands a quick straight right to the temple. Slugger sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Slugger throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Show throws a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Slugger annoys The Show with a series of commanding shots to the jaw. The Show covers up.
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+The Show hits with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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-Slugger tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but The Show covers himself well.
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+Slugger fires a volley of stiff shots to the chin. The Show backpedals to his own corner.
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-Slugger attacks with a series of blows to the face, but The Show escapes.
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+The Show pounds Slugger with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Slugger tries to land a series of punches to the face, but misses.
+The Show nails Slugger with a barrage of punches to the head.
+The Show throws a flurry of commanding shots to the temple!!
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+Slugger hits with a pair of blows to the head.
Slugger lands a bone crushing right haymaker and The Show bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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The Show struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slugger connects with a volley of punches to the eye.
Slugger lands a mighty left hook and The Show goes over backwards!!

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The Show struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-The Show launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Slugger takes it in the forearms.
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+The Show fires a series of heavy shots to the stomach!
+The Show staggers Slugger with a series of loud punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 17 of 40 punches, and Dwayne "The Show" Bowe landed 36 of 38 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-7

Dwayne "The Show" Bowe is winning the fight 77-73


Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Show looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Slugger is a raging bull!. (all-out)
The Show is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Slugger probes with a volley of left uppercuts to the temple, but misses completely.
+Slugger solidly lands a pair of hooks to the temple.
-The Show fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+The Show slams Slugger with a pair of nice punches to the nose.
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+The Show drills Slugger with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Slugger connects with a barrage of uppercuts to the mouth.
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+Slugger lashes out with a flurry of roundhouses to the temple.
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+Slugger lashes out with a left to the eye!!
Slugger lands a decisive left smash to the jaw and The Show lands flat on his back!!

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The Show struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Slugger probes with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but The Show backs out of it.
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+Slugger slams The Show with a hook to the head. The Show grimaces in pain.
+Slugger throws a pair of off balance shots to the mouth. The Show hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Slugger lands a cruel punch in the nose and The Show goes over backwards!!

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The Show struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Show tattoos Slugger with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the nose.
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+Slugger tattoos The Show with a barrage of stinging uppercuts to the temple!
Slugger lands a devestating left hook and The Show's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Show receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 2: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 3: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 4: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 5: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 6: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 7: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 8: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 2: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 3: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 4: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 5: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 6: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 7: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 8: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 2: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 3: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 4: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 5: Dwayne "The Show" Bowe 10-9
Round 6: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 7: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 8: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-7

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER wins by a knockout!


          

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