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(Heavyweight) HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER defeated Unemployed Bum Luchini by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Thursday, January 02, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 387 pounds (176 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 251 pounds (114 kilograms) is HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Luchini launches a barrage of shots to the chin, but Slugger ties him up.
+Slugger pounds Luchini with a volley of nasty blows to the stomach. Luchini seems wobbly!
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger tosses a pair of furious shots to the nose.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini lands a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slugger connects with a flurry of wild shots to the jaw.
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+Luchini pounds Slugger with a series of solid shots to the face.
-Slugger throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini connects with a series of loud punches to the head.
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+Slugger nails Luchini with a hook to the eye.
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+Slugger stuns Luchini with a barrage of commanding shots to the ribs. Luchini is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 24 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 22 of 34 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 10-9


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Slugger throws a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
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+Slugger hits with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Luchini hits Slugger with a volley of nice punches to the stomach. Slugger laughs!
+Luchini attacks with a volley of shots to the jaw.
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-Luchini attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but Slugger ties him up.
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+Slugger jolts Luchini with a flurry of wild shots to the nose. Luchini ignores it.
+Slugger annoys Luchini with a barrage of furious blows to the nose. Luchini sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Luchini launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Slugger ducks.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger fires a left uppercut to the ribs, but Luchini ducks just in time.
+Slugger hits Luchini with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 32 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 25 of 33 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 20-18


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Luchini hits with a light left to the head. Slugger sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Slugger stuns Luchini with a pair of solid punches to the eye. Luchini hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger throws a pair of wild blows to the chin.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger attempts a series of right punches to the head, but Luchini covers himself well.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Luchini probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Slugger clocks Luchini with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Luchini lashes out with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Luchini attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Slugger deftly avoits it.
-Slugger paws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Luchini attempts a barrage of left shots to the head, but Slugger hides behind his gloves.
-Luchini attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Slugger throws a pair of stiff blows to the nose. Luchini grimaces in pain.
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+Luchini hits with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 31 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 21 of 34 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 30-27


Luchini doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Luchini punches Slugger with a barrage of nice punches to the nose. Slugger beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini hits with a barrage of punches to the eye. Slugger sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Luchini attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 34 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 6 of 8 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 39-37


Luchini doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Slugger slams Luchini with a volley of quick punches to the nose.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger hits with a barrage of nasty shots to the chin.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Luchini tries a flurry of right punches to the eye, but misses.
-Slugger throws a left to the solar plexus, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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+Slugger lands a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
+Luchini tosses a volley of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Luchini lashes out with a pair of nice punches to the chin.
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+Slugger nails Luchini with a volley of blows to the head. Luchini ignores it.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 32 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 22 of 33 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 49-46


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.

Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Luchini lashes out with a left hook to the face, but fails to score.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Slugger hits Luchini with a volley of nice punches to the mouth. Luchini sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini attacks with a pair of wild punches to the chin.
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+Luchini jars Slugger with a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
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+Luchini tags Slugger with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 31 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 6 of 8 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 58-56


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.

Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Slugger stuns Luchini with a hook to the chest.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger catches Luchini with a volley of commanding shots to the mouth. Luchini sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Luchini jolts Slugger with a hook to the temple.
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+Slugger jars Luchini with a barrage of shots to the temple!!
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+Luchini pounds Slugger with a volley of strong blows to the chin.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger throws a volley of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Luchini throws a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 32 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 18 of 29 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 68-65


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.

Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Luchini throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Slugger ducks.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini connects with a flurry of stiff blows to the chin.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Luchini paws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Slugger ducks.
+Luchini hurts Slugger with a series of glancing punches to the ribs. Slugger ignores it.
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+Luchini hurts Slugger with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini throws a hook to the temple!
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-Luchini throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 33 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 5 of 8 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 77-75


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.

Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slugger lands a series of painful punches to the nose.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Luchini hits with a straight right to the chin! Slugger gets mad!
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-Luchini paws a volley of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Slugger pummels Luchini with a wild left to the head.
+Luchini pummels Slugger with a volley of hard shots to the temple.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger catches Luchini with a volley of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Slugger hurts Luchini with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Slugger lashes out with a left uppercut to the nose, but goes wide.
+Luchini connects with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus! Slugger backpedals to his own corner.
-Slugger attempts a right left to the face, but Luchini ducks just in time.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger drills Luchini with a series of powerful shots to the face.
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-Luchini launches a series of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 30 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 20 of 33 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 87-84


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.

Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Luchini tags Slugger with a barrage of light punches to the nose.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini stuns Slugger with a series of mean punches to the head.
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-Luchini attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Slugger takes it in the forearms.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini tattoos Slugger with a pair of light punches to the face.
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-Luchini fires a series of right punches to the ribs, but Slugger beats a hasty retreat.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Luchini attacks with a right straight right to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Luchini paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Slugger steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 32 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 6 of 8 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 96-94


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.

Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Slugger launches a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Luchini hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Luchini attacks with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Luchini annoys Slugger with a roundhouse to the jaw. Slugger covers up.
+Slugger tattoos Luchini with a series of punches to the head.
-Luchini charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger jars Luchini with a barrage of off balance shots to the face.
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-Slugger probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Luchini escapes.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Luchini launches a pair of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Slugger hits with a volley of blows to the chin. Luchini ignores it.
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+Slugger pummels Luchini with a pair of shots to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 31 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 21 of 33 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 106-103


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.

Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Luchini wakes up the fans with a solid straight right to the chin. Slugger gets mad!
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Luchini hits with a barrage of punches to the nose.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini attacks with a pair of punches to the eye. Slugger gets mad!
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slugger stuns Luchini with a uppercut to the temple. Luchini asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 32 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 5 of 8 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 115-113


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.

Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 2: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 3: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 2: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 3: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 115-113


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 2: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 3: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 115-113

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER wins by decision!


          

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