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(Heavyweight) Jed "Big Boy" Robinson defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Thursday, January 02, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 320 pounds (145 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 402 pounds (182 kilograms) is Jed "Big Boy" Robinson!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy charges with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Boy paws a volley of right shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Big Boy leaps aside.
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+Big Boy fires a mean hook to the stomach.
+Big Boy tags Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 13 of 25 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Boy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Boy attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Boy shakes Crazyfucker with a volley of stiff shots to the chest. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
+Big Boy attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of shots to the temple, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 22 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 14 of 25 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker is obviously tired.

Big Boy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker probes with a left uppercut to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Big Boy suprises Crazyfucker with a wild hook to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of right blows to the face, but Big Boy stays away from it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a jab to the nose, but Big Boy deftly avoits it.
+Big Boy lands a series of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 13 of 24 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker is slowing down.

Big Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Boy thumps Crazyfucker with a pair of stinging blows to the ribs!
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Big Boy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Big Boy hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Crazyfucker ignores it.
-Big Boy launches a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Big Boy attacks with a volley of heavy blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 17 of 24 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker collapses limply onto his stool. He has a bloody nose.

Big Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy fights inside. (inside)

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+Big Boy stuns Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
Big Boy lands a sudden right uppercut and Crazyfucker is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Jed "Big Boy" Robinson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crazyfucker can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Big Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! Jed "Big Boy" Robinson wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson wins by a knockout!


          

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