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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER fought to a majority decision draw: 114-114, 115-113, 114-114.

Match Tuesday, December 31, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 387 pounds (176 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 251 pounds (114 kilograms) is HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger hits with a pair of punches to the chin!
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+Slugger pokes Luchini with a volley of wild shots to the jaw.
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-Slugger lunges with a series of punches to the chin, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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+Slugger takes charge with a flurry of light punches to the temple.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini throws a left to the chin.
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-Luchini probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Slugger leaps aside.
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+Slugger hammers Luchini with a nasty right to the eye! Luchini doesn't seem bothered.
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+Luchini strikes with a volley of nasty blows to the mouth. Slugger seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 12 of 23 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 20 of 31 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 10-9


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Slugger lands a flurry of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini drills Slugger with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Slugger backs up Luchini with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slugger hits with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Luchini paws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Slugger probes with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Luchini stays away from it.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini smacks Slugger with a volley of mean blows to the eye. Slugger quickly recovers.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 30 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 18 of 23 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 20-18


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Luchini takes charge with a series of off balance punches to the chest.
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-Luchini fires a series of left punches to the ribs, but Slugger takes it in the forearms.
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-Luchini attempts a series of punches to the face, but Slugger blocks.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger attacks with a flurry of blows to the chin.
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+Slugger hits with a barrage of blows to the chin.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Luchini fires a pair of mean punches to the head. Slugger falls against the ropes!
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+Slugger slams Luchini with a pair of loud punches to the mouth. Luchini sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Slugger attempts a volley of right blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 18 of 30 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 16 of 25 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 30-27


Luchini doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 4

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini backs up Slugger with a series of wild punches to the eye.
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-Luchini paws a series of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Slugger strikes with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini takes charge with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest. Slugger ignores it.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Luchini probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Slugger leaps aside.
+Luchini attacks with a jab to the eye.
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+Luchini solidly lands a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Slugger stuns Luchini with a volley of wild punches to the ribs!!
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-Slugger tries a series of left blows to the temple, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
+Slugger tags Luchini with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
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-Luchini charges with a series of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 33 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 17 of 23 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 40-36


Luchini doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 5

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Luchini throws a volley of shots to the eye, but Slugger ducks.
+Luchini punches Slugger with a pair of punches to the eye.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini smashes Slugger with a flurry of furious punches to the chin. Slugger ignores it.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger paws a left left to the face, but Luchini quickly backs away.
+Slugger rocks Luchini with a pair of blows to the eye.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger annoys Luchini with a series of shots to the jaw. Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 30 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 17 of 24 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 50-45


Luchini doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 6

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger pokes Luchini with a painful straight right to the mouth.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Luchini charges with a right straight right to the face, but to no avail.
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+Luchini annoys Slugger with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
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-Luchini throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Slugger ties him up.
+Slugger tosses a barrage of stiff blows to the eye.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini scores with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slugger punches Luchini with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Luchini smacks Slugger with a series of light shots to the eye.
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+Luchini whacks Slugger with a glancing roundhouse to the face. Slugger sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 31 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 15 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 60-55


Luchini doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 7

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger tosses a cross to the temple.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Slugger paws a barrage of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Luchini suprises Slugger with a flurry of punches to the temple.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini fires a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini wallops Slugger with a volley of strong shots to the eye.
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-Slugger lunges with a pair of left shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Slugger annoys Luchini with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 33 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 15 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 70-65


Luchini doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 8

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Slugger solidly lands a series of solid blows to the temple!!
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Luchini throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Luchini hits with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs. Slugger is hurt!
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Luchini lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Slugger fires a right to the chest, but Luchini ducks.
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-Slugger tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Luchini leaps aside.
+Slugger smacks Luchini with a series of painful punches to the head.
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+Luchini annoys Slugger with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Luchini paws a left jab to the temple, but misses.
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+Luchini jars Slugger with a volley of loud punches to the temple. Slugger is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 32 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 13 of 21 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 79-75


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slugger is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 9

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Luchini lashes out with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Luchini hammers Slugger with a series of light punches to the eye. Slugger beats a hasty retreat.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini stuns Slugger with a strong sweeping right to the head!!
+Luchini lashes out with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
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-Luchini attacks with a left to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Luchini staggers Slugger with a flurry of mean punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 19 of 29 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 4 of 8 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 88-85


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slugger is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 10

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini jolts Slugger with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
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-Luchini tries to land a straight right to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini hits Slugger with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini whacks Slugger with a light right to the stomach!
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini hits with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Luchini attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 18 of 33 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 4 of 8 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 97-95


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Slugger is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 11

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Slugger probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Luchini probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Luchini hits Slugger with a volley of blows to the temple.
+Slugger catches Luchini with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw. Luchini hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Slugger attacks with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini hits Slugger with a flurry of blows to the eye.
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-Slugger throws a hook to the temple, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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+Luchini hits with a volley of punches to the chest. Slugger backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 33 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 11 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 106-105


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Slugger is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 12

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Slugger shakes Luchini with a volley of shots to the chin.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger throws a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Luchini ducks.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini backs up Slugger with a stiff left to the temple.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini hits Slugger with a volley of punches to the temple!!
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+Luchini backs up Slugger with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Slugger attempts a flurry of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Luchini backs up Slugger with a volley of punches to the chest. Slugger gets mad!
+Slugger fires a volley of shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 30 punches, and HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 10 of 26 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Slugger is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 2: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 3: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 4: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 5: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 6: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 2: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 3: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 4: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 5: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 115-113


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 2: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 3: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 4: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 5: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 6: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!

          

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