Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\925178.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Saturday, December 28, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 25 pounds (11 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
-Hands lunges with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but misses.
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-Blerp launches a pair of shots to the mouth, but Hands ducks.
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+Hands fires a flurry of solid punches to the head.
-Hands probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Hands lashes out with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Hands attempts a pair of shots to the eye, but Blerp beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hands tries a barrage of left shots to the eye, but Blerp ducks.
-Hands fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Hands paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Hands tries to land a series of blows to the nose, but Blerp ties him up.
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+Hands tags Blerp with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hammer Hands landed 18 of 55 punches, and blerp landed 0 of 8 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9
Hands collapses limply onto his stool.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
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-Hands charges with a jab to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Hands launches a series of blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Hands probes with a series of blows to the chin, but Blerp hides behind his gloves.
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-Hands probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Blerp paws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Hands leaps aside.
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+Blerp lashes out with a barrage of shots to the head. Blerp strikes at will! Hands's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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