Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\924732.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Wednesday, December 25, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 28 pounds (13 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
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-Hands launches a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Blerp deftly avoits it.
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+Hands tags Blerp with a flurry of heavy shots to the face.
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-Hands charges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Hands throws a volley of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Blerp tries a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Hands fires a wild hook to the face.
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-Hands charges with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Blerp ties him up.
-Hands throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Hands tries a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses.
-Hands attempts a series of shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hammer Hands landed 14 of 55 punches, and blerp landed 0 of 8 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9
Hands collapses limply onto his stool.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
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+Blerp hits with a volley of commanding blows to the chin. Hands is hurt! Blerp is raining blows! Hands falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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