Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\924646.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) DeAndre Jordan defeated The Commish Wears Depends by unanimous decision: 114-113, 114-113, 115-112.Match Saturday, December 28, 2013In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is The Commish Wears Depends!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 263 pounds (119 kilograms) is DeAndre Jordan!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Jordan jolts Depends with a volley of powerful punches to the chin. Depends gets mad!
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+Depends thumps Jordan with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Jordan smacks Depends with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Jordan hammers Depends with a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
+Jordan hits with a straight right to the head.
+Jordan jolts Depends with a pair of solid shots to the chin.
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+Depends catches Jordan with a series of punches to the nose.
+Jordan solidly lands a barrage of nasty punches to the eye. Depends sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Depends pounds Jordan with a series of quick punches to the jaw!! Jordan sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Depends grazes Jordan with a barrage of quick punches to the chest.
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+Jordan wallops Depends with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Jordan attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Jordan grazes Depends with a volley of commanding punches to the temple. Depends grimaces in pain.
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+Depends slams Jordan with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Depends slams Jordan with a commanding left to the face.
+Depends smacks Jordan with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Jordan hurts Depends with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
+Jordan hits Depends with a jab to the chin.
+Jordan annoys Depends with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
+Depends hammers Jordan with a series of light punches to the nose.
+Depends attacks with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Jordan catches Depends with a jab to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
-Jordan paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Jordan tattoos Depends with a commanding jab to the jaw. Depends shakes his head to clear it.
+Jordan staggers Depends with a glancing straight right to the head!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Jordan scores with a series of nasty punches to the eye! Depends quickly recovers.
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-Jordan launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Depends ducks just in time.
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+Depends punches Jordan with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach. Jordan gets mad!
+Depends throws a painful left to the chest.
+Jordan lands a stiff jab to the mouth.
+Depends punches Jordan with a volley of light punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Commish Wears Depends landed 62 of 74 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 79 of 89 punches.
DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9
DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 10-9
Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!
Jordan doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan comes out fighting.
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+Depends tags Jordan with a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
+Depends shakes Jordan with a volley of nice punches to the chin. Jordan shakes his head to clear it.
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+Depends lashes out with a volley of punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Depends attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Jordan shakes Depends with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Jordan attempts a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Depends hides behind his gloves.
+Depends hurts Jordan with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
+Jordan pounds Depends with a pair of hard blows to the head.
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-Depends tries a pair of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Jordan punches Depends with a off balance jab to the face.
+Jordan jolts Depends with a mean roundhouse to the nose.
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+Depends stuns Jordan with a pair of heavy punches to the chest. Jordan doesn't notice.
+Depends fires a straight right to the head.
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+Depends takes charge with a flurry of blows to the jaw. Jordan seems wobbly!
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+Depends thumps Jordan with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Jordan pounds Depends with a pair of quick shots to the face. Depends sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Commish Wears Depends landed 40 of 46 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 29 of 45 punches.
The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!
Jordan doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan comes out fighting.
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+Jordan catches Depends with a flurry of blows to the head! Depends ignores it.
+Depends attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Jordan grimaces in pain.
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-Jordan tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Jordan probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Depends takes it in the forearms.
+Depends annoys Jordan with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Jordan suprises Depends with a flurry of furious punches to the eye!
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+Jordan punches Depends with a barrage of stiff shots to the jaw. Depends hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Depends tags Jordan with a volley of punches to the ribs. Jordan hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Depends fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Jordan backs up Depends with a barrage of vicious shots to the nose.
+Jordan hammers Depends with a pair of hard punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Depends hits with a barrage of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
+Depends clocks Jordan with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Jordan rocks Depends with a light jab to the eye.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Depends scores with a flurry of solid punches to the head.
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+Depends smacks Jordan with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Commish Wears Depends landed 42 of 48 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 27 of 40 punches.
The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9
The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 29-28
Depends doesn't even want to rest!
Jordan doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Jordan throws a series of punches to the stomach.
+Depends hits with a barrage of vicious shots to the mouth. Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
+Depends takes charge with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-Depends throws a series of left punches to the face, but Jordan narrowly avoids it
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-Jordan attacks with a right sweeping right to the jaw, but Depends steps aside and laughs.
+Depends attacks with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus. Jordan ignores it.
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-Jordan probes with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
-Depends lunges with a series of right punches to the face, but Jordan steps aside.
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+Jordan punches Depends with a jab to the jaw.
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+Depends attacks with a volley of shots to the eye.
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+Jordan catches Depends with a right to the stomach!!
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+Jordan annoys Depends with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Jordan pops Depends with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Depends beats a hasty retreat.
+Jordan fires a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
+Jordan solidly lands a barrage of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Jordan tattoos Depends with a barrage of light punches to the eye. Depends gets mad!
+Jordan smacks Depends with a loud left to the mouth.
+Jordan staggers Depends with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
+Depends pops Jordan with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Jordan solidly lands a volley of punches to the nose. Depends asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Jordan suprises Depends with a strong right to the ribs.
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+Depends catches Jordan with a series of solid punches to the chest. Jordan sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Jordan backs up Depends with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Jordan wakes up the fans with a pair of painful punches to the jaw. Depends retreats to the far corner.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Commish Wears Depends landed 34 of 45 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 63 of 79 punches.
DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Depends doesn't even want to rest!
Jordan doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Jordan attacks with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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-Depends attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Depends hits Jordan with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Jordan stuns Depends with a off balance jab to the chin.
+Jordan shakes Depends with a heavy straight right to the temple. Depends doesn't seem bothered.
+Jordan nails Depends with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Jordan hits with a series of punches to the mouth. Depends covers up.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Jordan tags Depends with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Jordan attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Jordan fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but Depends ducks.
+Depends annoys Jordan with a furious jab to the chin.
+Depends smacks Jordan with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Depends tosses a series of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Jordan shakes Depends with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Jordan suprises Depends with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Depends launches a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Jordan throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Depends lands a series of punches to the nose. Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
-Jordan attempts a left to the nose, but Depends narrowly avoids it
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+Jordan tags Depends with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Commish Wears Depends landed 33 of 48 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 52 of 74 punches.
DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9
DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 48-47
Depends doesn't even want to rest!
Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Depends solidly lands a pair of vicious punches to the face.
+Depends hits Jordan with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Jordan backs up Depends with a series of mean punches to the head!
+Jordan tosses a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Depends attempts a left to the face, but Jordan steps aside.
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+Jordan pokes Depends with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+Depends whacks Jordan with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Jordan jolts Depends with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Jordan drills Depends with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Depends jolts Jordan with a light roundhouse to the eye.
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+Jordan punches Depends with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw. Depends beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jordan throws a pair of punches to the face.
-Jordan probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but Depends blocks.
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+Jordan rocks Depends with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Jordan probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Jordan wakes up the fans with a glancing right to the chest.
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+Jordan hits with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Jordan throws a barrage of strong punches to the chest!! Depends falls against the ropes!
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+Jordan throws a mean straight right to the temple!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Commish Wears Depends landed 16 of 25 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 56 of 76 punches.
DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9
DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 58-56
Depends doesn't even want to rest!
Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Jordan whacks Depends with a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
+Depends pummels Jordan with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Depends stuns Jordan with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
+Jordan pummels Depends with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Jordan lashes out with a jab to the chin.
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+Depends tosses a volley of nice punches to the mouth.
+Depends suprises Jordan with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Depends strikes with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth. Jordan sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Depends pokes Jordan with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth. Jordan ignores it.
+Jordan hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Depends shakes Jordan with a painful jab to the stomach! Jordan retreats to the far corner.
+Jordan attacks with a pair of vicious punches to the head!
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+Jordan pummels Depends with a series of nasty punches to the ribs. Depends sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Jordan lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Jordan tries a flurry of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+Depends attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Depends probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Depends hits Jordan with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Depends throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Jordan attacks with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Jordan smashes Depends with a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Commish Wears Depends landed 47 of 66 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 46 of 59 punches.
DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-8
DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 68-64
Depends doesn't even want to rest!
Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Depends moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Jordan hits with a flurry of punches to the face.
-Depends throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Jordan leaps aside.
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+Depends connects with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Depends fires a series of punches to the mouth.
-Jordan charges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Depends pops Jordan with a pair of blows to the eye.
+Jordan pops Depends with a off balance jab to the jaw.
-Depends throws a left to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Depends scores with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Depends clocks Jordan with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Depends throws a heavy right to the head. Jordan doesn't seem bothered.
+Depends solidly lands a volley of wild punches to the face!
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+Depends fires a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Depends drills Jordan with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Depends whacks Jordan with a cross to the head.
-Jordan probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Depends steps aside.
+Jordan pokes Depends with a sweeping right to the eye.
+Depends shakes Jordan with a series of punches to the ribs!
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+Jordan lands a volley of glancing shots to the mouth.
+Depends clocks Jordan with a pair of strong punches to the eye!! Jordan is hurt!
+Jordan annoys Depends with a series of wild punches to the head. Depends retreats to the far corner.
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+Depends pummels Jordan with a flurry of punches to the head! Jordan sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Depends connects with a series of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Depends annoys Jordan with a series of commanding blows to the jaw.
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+Depends smacks Jordan with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
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-Jordan lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Depends ducks.
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+Depends rocks Jordan with a barrage of painful punches to the face.
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+Jordan annoys Depends with a pair of wild punches to the eye.
+Depends tosses a barrage of punches to the eye!!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Commish Wears Depends landed 76 of 85 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 37 of 60 punches.
The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9
DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 77-74
Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Depends moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Depends takes charge with a flurry of loud punches to the eye. Jordan retreats to the far corner.
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+Depends strikes with a series of solid punches to the head.
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+Depends hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Depends pokes Jordan with a volley of powerful punches to the nose!!
+Depends rocks Jordan with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
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+Depends rocks Jordan with a vicious jab to the eye.
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-Depends paws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Depends hits Jordan with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Depends paws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Depends tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Depends hits with a series of vicious punches to the nose. Jordan grimaces in pain.
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+Depends annoys Jordan with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Depends probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Jordan steps aside.
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+Depends hurts Jordan with a painful uppercut to the nose.
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+Jordan hits with a volley of wild punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Commish Wears Depends landed 58 of 87 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 7 of 7 punches.
The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9
DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 86-84
Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Depends moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Jordan is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Depends staggers Jordan with a barrage of hard punches to the face. Jordan asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Depends hits with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Depends hits Jordan with a volley of uppercuts to the nose.
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+Depends pops Jordan with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Depends connects with a pair of blows to the head.
+Depends punches Jordan with a commanding roundhouse to the chin.
+Jordan wallops Depends with a wild right to the head.
+Jordan hammers Depends with a flurry of blows to the eye! Depends shakes his head to clear it.
+Depends lands a light jab to the chest.
+Depends belts Jordan with a series of loud punches to the face.
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+Jordan smacks Depends with a series of punches to the head.
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+Jordan lands a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Depends lands a pair of quick punches to the ribs!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
-Jordan attempts a series of left hooks to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Depends pounds Jordan with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Jordan doesn't seem bothered.
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+Depends backs up Jordan with a volley of stiff punches to the face.
+Depends fires a strong sweeping right to the mouth!! Jordan hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Depends strikes with a series of strong blows to the eye.
+Depends clocks Jordan with a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
+Depends punches Jordan with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
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+Depends shakes Jordan with a volley of punches to the chest. Jordan grimaces in pain.
+Jordan hits with a pair of powerful hooks to the temple. Depends gets mad!
+Depends lands a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
+Depends punches Jordan with a volley of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
+Depends catches Jordan with a pair of commanding punches to the eye. Jordan quickly recovers.
+Depends tattoos Jordan with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
+Jordan scores with a flurry of powerful shots to the jaw. Depends seems wobbly!
+Jordan smacks Depends with a barrage of quick crosses to the mouth!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Commish Wears Depends landed 91 of 94 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 34 of 37 punches.
The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9
DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 95-94
Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Depends moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Jordan moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Depends tries to land a left left to the mouth, but Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
+Jordan slams Depends with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Depends launches a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Jordan blocks.
+Depends attacks with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Depends throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Jordan covers himself well.
+Jordan grazes Depends with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Jordan attacks with a barrage of punches to the face. Depends shakes his head to clear it.
-Depends lashes out with a right jab to the chest, but Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
+Depends hits Jordan with a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Jordan smacks Depends with a volley of hard punches to the eye!!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Jordan hits Depends with a pair of solid punches to the chin!!
+Depends pummels Jordan with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
+Jordan lands a series of hard punches to the nose.
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+Depends tags Jordan with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Depends lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Jordan lands a quick roundhouse to the nose. Depends sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Jordan hurts Depends with a volley of shots to the chest.
-Depends lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Jordan punches Depends with a volley of furious punches to the face!
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+Depends hits with a pair of commanding blows to the mouth!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
-Depends lunges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Jordan ties him up.
+Jordan tags Depends with a cross to the chin.
+Depends connects with a volley of punches to the jaw. Jordan gets mad!
+Jordan tags Depends with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs.
-Depends probes with a straight right to the chin, but Jordan deftly avoits it.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Jordan tags Depends with a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Jordan staggers Depends with a flurry of punches to the head. Depends beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jordan annoys Depends with a volley of wild punches to the mouth! Depends hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Jordan lands a off balance jab to the face! Depends retreats to the far corner.
+Jordan whacks Depends with a series of blows to the eye.
+Jordan tosses a series of wild punches to the mouth.
-Depends attempts a pair of left shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Depends takes charge with a roundhouse to the chin.
+Depends punches Jordan with a flurry of punches to the eye. Jordan doesn't seem bothered.
+Depends connects with a powerful cross to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Commish Wears Depends landed 59 of 94 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 81 of 87 punches.
DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9
DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 105-103
Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Depends throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Jordan moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Jordan solidly lands a barrage of loud punches to the chin.
+Depends wakes up the fans with a loud left to the face.
-Depends launches a volley of right uppercuts to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Jordan staggers Depends with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw. Depends sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Depends strikes with a pair of punches to the face. Jordan retreats to the far corner.
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+Depends scores with a flurry of furious blows to the jaw.
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+Jordan strikes with a volley of strong punches to the chin. Depends hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Jordan throws a barrage of powerful shots to the chin.
+Jordan pounds Depends with a right to the stomach.
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+Depends punches Jordan with a pair of stinging roundhouses to the face!
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+Jordan takes charge with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw.
+Depends pokes Jordan with a blow to the groin! This is terrible!
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+Jordan staggers Depends with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Jordan nails Depends with a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
-Depends throws a volley of hooks to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Jordan lands a pair of nice shots to the eye. Depends grimaces in pain.
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+Jordan solidly lands a straight right to the chin. Depends quickly recovers.
+Jordan hits with a flurry of mean punches to the head!
+Jordan hits with a barrage of punches to the eye. Depends gets mad!
+Jordan hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus! Depends sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Jordan lands a commanding right to the mouth.
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+Jordan attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw. Depends laughs!
+ The fighters exchange crosses to the jaw.
+Jordan thumps Depends with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
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+Jordan lands a volley of mean punches to the head. Depends grimaces in pain.
-Depends fires a series of uppercuts to the nose, but Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
+Depends tags Jordan with a series of shots to the mouth.
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+Depends punches Jordan with a furious uppercut to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Commish Wears Depends landed 21 of 38 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 89 of 89 punches.
DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9
DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 115-112
Depends is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Jordan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 5: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 6: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 10: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 11: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 12: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Total Score: DeAndre Jordan 114-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 5: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 6: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 10: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 11: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 12: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Total Score: DeAndre Jordan 114-113
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 5: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 6: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 7: DeAndre Jordan 10-8
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 10: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 11: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 12: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Total Score: DeAndre Jordan 115-112
DeAndre Jordan wins by decision!
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