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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mortez by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Saturday, December 21, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 312 pounds (142 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is Mortez!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez solidly lands a volley of shots to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left shots to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker launches a jab to the nose, but Mortez ducks just in time.
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+Mortez connects with a volley of off balance blows to the temple.
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-Mortez probes with a series of left shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a right jab to the chest, but misses.
+Mortez hits with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of shots to the face, but Mortez steps aside and laughs.
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-Mortez tries a left jab to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Mortez attacks with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth! Crazyfucker is hurt!
+Mortez tosses a pair of shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 29 of 43 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mortez doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez staggers Crazyfucker with a volley of quick punches to the face. Crazyfucker covers up.
+Crazyfucker pops Mortez with a volley of hard shots to the head.
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+Mortez fires a pair of vicious punches to the stomach!!
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of right blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of right blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Mortez attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Mortez jars Crazyfucker with a flurry of commanding shots to the chest.
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+Mortez lands a series of powerful shots to the ribs. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Mortez probes with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker launches a right to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Mortez punches Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 26 punches, and Mortez landed 27 of 40 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez attacks with a barrage of glancing blows to the jaw!
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-Crazyfucker fires a hook to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Mortez nails Crazyfucker with a series of light shots to the face. Crazyfucker covers up.
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-Mortez throws a flurry of shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a right to the solar plexus. Mortez quickly recovers.
+Mortez hurts Crazyfucker with a jab to the head. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Mortez tosses a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Mortez takes charge with a flurry of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Mortez throws a left jab to the eye, but falls short.
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-Mortez throws a jab to the chin, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 26 of 40 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of blows to the temple.
-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Mortez stuns Crazyfucker with a pair of loud punches to the chest.
+Mortez connects with a flurry of stinging shots to the mouth.
-Crazyfucker attempts a left right to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Mortez tries to land a flurry of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Mortez lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Mortez launches a jab to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
-Mortez throws a pair of right blows to the temple, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker throws a uppercut to the ribs, but Mortez steps aside.
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+Mortez suprises Crazyfucker with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Mortez clocks Crazyfucker with a light left to the eye. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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+Mortez attacks with a pair of blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 22 of 42 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker catches Mortez with a volley of powerful shots to the mouth. Mortez backpedals to his own corner.
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-Mortez throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Mortez scores with a flurry of stinging blows to the face! Crazyfucker is hurt!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Mortez fires a volley of furious blows to the head.
-Mortez attacks with a barrage of shots to the head, but to no avail.
+Mortez pounds Crazyfucker with a pair of heavy shots to the mouth.
-Crazyfucker tries a jab to the chest, but falls short.
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-Mortez tries a volley of shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Mortez probes with a cross to the head, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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+Mortez jolts Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the eye. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 20 of 39 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez hammers Crazyfucker with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker covers up.
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+Mortez fires a series of blows to the ribs!
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-Mortez attempts a pair of left blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of shots to the head, but Mortez takes it in the forearms.
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+Mortez hits with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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-Mortez attacks with a cross to the head, but misses completely.
-Mortez lunges with a series of shots to the head, but only hits air.
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-Mortez launches a series of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Mortez scores with a pair of commanding shots to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Mortez hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a jab to the nose, but Mortez blocks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 18 of 38 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez stuns Crazyfucker with a sweeping right to the stomach.
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-Mortez throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of left blows to the nose, but Mortez quickly backs away.
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-Mortez attempts a right roundhouse to the jaw, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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+Mortez backs up Crazyfucker with a flurry of wild shots to the face.
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-Mortez lunges with a series of shots to the stomach, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
-Mortez probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a right right to the chin, but Mortez steps aside and laughs.
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-Mortez throws a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker staggers Mortez with a pair of shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 16 of 38 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 69-64


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Mortez stays away from it.
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+Mortez fires a pair of shots to the ribs.
-Mortez lashes out with a barrage of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Mortez tries to land a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of blows to the head, but misses.
-Mortez lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Mortez charges with a left straight right to the nose, but misses.
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+Mortez punches Crazyfucker with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Crazyfucker smashes Mortez with a pair of off balance shots to the stomach.
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-Mortez lashes out with a volley of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 13 of 42 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 78-74


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker hits Mortez with a barrage of punches to the face.
Crazyfucker lands a thundering haymaker and Mortez staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mortez lunges with a right sweeping right to the face, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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+Crazyfucker wallops Mortez with a series of commanding blows to the eye. Mortez backpedals to his own corner.
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+Mortez nails Crazyfucker with a series of shots to the stomach!! Crazyfucker ignores it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a right jab to the chin, but Mortez stays away from it.
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+Crazyfucker hits Mortez with a volley of stiff shots to the stomach! Mortez hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Crazyfucker lands a ferocious right blow to the temple and Mortez hurtles to the canvas!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker suprises Mortez with a flurry of blows to the face. Crazyfucker is raining blows! Mortez's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Crazyfucker wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Mortez 10-9
Round 5: Mortez 10-9
Round 6: Mortez 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Mortez 10-9
Round 5: Mortez 10-9
Round 6: Mortez 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Mortez 10-9
Round 5: Mortez 10-9
Round 6: Mortez 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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