Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\923810.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Thursday, December 19, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 28 pounds (13 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
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-Hands attempts a hook to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Hands pummels Blerp with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Hands fires a barrage of punches to the face. Blerp shakes his head to clear it.
-Hands throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Blerp probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Hands throws a barrage of punches to the head, but Blerp steps aside.
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-Hands throws a barrage of blows to the face, but Blerp blocks.
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-Hands probes with a series of left shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hammer Hands landed 16 of 59 punches, and blerp landed 0 of 8 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9
Hands collapses limply onto his stool.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
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-Hands throws a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Blerp escapes.
-Hands fires a flurry of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Hands throws a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Blerp backs out of it.
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-Hands attacks with a pair of left blows to the eye, but goes wide.
-Hands paws a volley of right shots to the head, but only hits air.
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-Hands probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Hands connects with a series of painful shots to the chest.
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-Blerp attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but Hands ducks.
-Hands lashes out with a straight right to the face, but fails to score.
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-Hands lunges with a flurry of shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Blerp jolts Hands with a stinging sweeping right to the nose! Blerp is raining blows! Hands falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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