Public Fight Report

Looking for public report # 923630 on local file system...
(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mortez by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Tuesday, December 17, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 312 pounds (142 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is Mortez!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Crazyfucker fires a pair of shots to the temple, but Mortez stays away from it.
...
+Crazyfucker scores with a series of powerful shots to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Mortez strikes with a nasty straight right to the ribs! Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
...
-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but Mortez blocks.
...
...
-Mortez lunges with a series of shots to the eye, but misses.
+Mortez hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
...
...
...
+Mortez smacks Crazyfucker with a pair of commanding blows to the eye!! Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Crazyfucker probes with a left cross to the eye, but Mortez quickly backs away.
+Mortez strikes with a barrage of loud punches to the head.
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 22 punches, and Mortez landed 29 of 41 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mortez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

...
+Mortez hits with a series of painful shots to the mouth. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
...
...
...
+Mortez backs up Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Mortez throws a series of powerful shots to the ribs.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Mortez tattoos Crazyfucker with a commanding left to the eye.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Crazyfucker probes with a cross to the head, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker launches a volley of right shots to the head, but Mortez deftly avoits it.
...
...
-Mortez probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
...
...
+Mortez grazes Crazyfucker with a pair of nice shots to the eye. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
...
...
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Mortez fires a pair of painful blows to the ribs.
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 28 of 40 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

...
...
...
...
...
...
-Crazyfucker launches a right to the eye, but Mortez backs out of it.
...
+Mortez connects with a volley of solid blows to the head.
...
...
...
...
+Mortez hits with a volley of shots to the temple. Crazyfucker is hurt!
-Mortez tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
...
-Mortez throws a roundhouse to the head, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
+Mortez rocks Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Crazyfucker probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Mortez deftly avoits it.
+Crazyfucker throws a series of punches to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
+Mortez attacks with a flurry of powerful punches to the head.
...
...
...
...
...
-Crazyfucker attempts a sweeping right to the temple, but Mortez stays away from it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 25 of 38 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

-Mortez attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
...
...
-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Mortez ties him up.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Mortez throws a left uppercut to the temple, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
...
...
+Mortez thumps Crazyfucker with a stinging straight right to the jaw.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
...
+Mortez fires a volley of solid blows to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
+Mortez rocks Crazyfucker with a pair of solid blows to the mouth. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 27 punches, and Mortez landed 20 of 39 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

...
...
...
-Crazyfucker launches a volley of blows to the face, but only hits air.
...
+Mortez throws a pair of loud punches to the temple.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left blows to the eye, but goes wide.
...
...
...
...
-Mortez throws a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
...
...
+Mortez jars Crazyfucker with a furious right to the mouth.
...
-Crazyfucker tries a series of left shots to the mouth, but Mortez covers himself well.
...
...
...
...
...
-Mortez throws a pair of shots to the head, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Mortez stays away from it.
-Mortez attempts a series of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker ducks.
...
...
...
...
+Mortez catches Crazyfucker with a pair of quick blows to the chest!
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 22 of 40 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Crazyfucker tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Crazyfucker probes with a sweeping right to the chin, but misses completely.
...
...
...
...
...
+Crazyfucker lands a barrage of punches to the face. Mortez sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Mortez annoys Crazyfucker with a barrage of hard punches to the eye!
...
-Mortez fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
-Mortez probes with a pair of left blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
...
...
...
...
-Mortez attempts a right roundhouse to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
...
...
-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
...
...
...
+Mortez tags Crazyfucker with a series of mean punches to the temple.
...
+Mortez scores with a flurry of heavy shots to the mouth.
...
...
...
...
+Mortez rocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
...
+Mortez connects with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 22 of 40 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Mortez is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

-Mortez tries to land a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of shots to the nose, but Mortez deftly avoits it.
...
...
+Crazyfucker whacks Mortez with a series of mean shots to the head.
-Mortez throws a pair of blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
...
-Mortez attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
...
...
...
+Mortez lands a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw!
-Mortez throws a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
...
...
...
...
-Mortez attempts a pair of shots to the nose, but misses.
...
...
+Mortez staggers Crazyfucker with a series of powerful shots to the face. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
...
...
...
...
+Mortez lashes out with Crazyfucker with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
...
...
...
...
-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of shots to the chin, but Mortez quickly backs away.
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 22 punches, and Mortez landed 18 of 38 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 69-64


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Mortez looks exhausted. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

...
...
+Mortez solidly lands a pair of punches to the face.
-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
-Mortez charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Mortez launches a jab to the face, but misses.
+Crazyfucker tosses a quick straight right to the mouth!!
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of shots to the temple, but Mortez leaps aside.
...
...
...
...
...
-Mortez attempts a jab to the chin, but comes up empty.
...
...
+Crazyfucker tosses a series of commanding shots to the eye. Mortez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Crazyfucker lands a lightning right smash to the jaw and Mortez collapses!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE
Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
...
+Mortez grazes Crazyfucker with a volley of wild punches to the chin.
...
...
...
-Crazyfucker tries a right to the chest, but Mortez takes it in the forearms.
...
...
-Mortez paws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Mortez pops Crazyfucker with a pair of loud punches to the chin.
...
...
...
-Mortez throws a right to the chest, but is ineffective.
...
...

BELL
Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Mortez receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.

The doctor won't let Mortez continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Mortez 10-9
Round 5: Mortez 10-9
Round 6: Mortez 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Mortez 10-9
Round 5: Mortez 10-9
Round 6: Mortez 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Mortez 10-9
Round 5: Mortez 10-9
Round 6: Mortez 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

Who's Online?

ZWIP

J.Aaron Hall