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(Heavyweight) Fart Smeller defeated Susan B. Anthony by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Monday, December 16, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 226 pounds (103 kilograms) is Fart Smeller!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 243 pounds (110 kilograms) is Susan B. Anthony!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Smeller tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Smeller tries to land a series of right combinations to the face, but Anthony ducks.
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+Anthony whacks Smeller with a flurry of commanding shots to the face.
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+Anthony hammers Smeller with a stiff uppercut to the eye.
Anthony lands a cruel punch in the nose and Smeller hurtles to the canvas!!

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Smeller struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Smeller connects with a series of powerful blows to the head. Anthony falls against the ropes!
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-Anthony lashes out with a pair of blows to the head, but comes up empty.
+Anthony attacks with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
+Anthony fires a volley of quick shots to the nose.
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Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Anthony clocks Smeller with a series of heavy punches to the face. Smeller sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Smeller belts Anthony with a barrage of painful combinations to the eye. Anthony grimaces in pain.
Smeller lands a beautiful right blow to the head and Anthony is knocked off his feet!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Anthony thumps Smeller with a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
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+Smeller tosses a flurry of combinations to the head.
Smeller lands a brutal right blow to the head and Anthony's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Smeller whacks Anthony with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
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+Smeller hits with a series of punches to the temple.
+Anthony wakes up the fans with Smeller with an illegal rabbit punch! The audience is howling!
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Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller landed 20 of 34 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 16 of 25 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 10-9


Smeller doesn't even want to rest!

Anthony doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Smeller tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Anthony throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Smeller shakes Anthony with a series of combinations to the ribs. Anthony backpedals to his own corner.
+Smeller belts Anthony with a hard jab to the chest.
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-Anthony probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Smeller blocks.
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+Smeller hits with a combination to the ribs.
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Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Smeller throws a pair of punches to the chest. Anthony seems wobbly!
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+Anthony lashes out with a barrage of nice shots to the solar plexus.
-Smeller launches a straight right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Anthony hits with a straight right to the chest.
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+Smeller lands a series of powerful combinations to the chest.
Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller landed 21 of 32 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 13 of 23 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 20-18


Smeller remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Anthony remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Smeller tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
-Smeller attacks with a pair of combinations to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Smeller probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Smeller lands a series of solid combinations to the stomach.
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Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Anthony attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but Smeller covers himself well.
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+Smeller tosses a flurry of stiff combinations to the stomach. Anthony falls against the ropes!
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+Anthony smacks Smeller with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Smeller tattoos Anthony with a series of nice combinations to the stomach.
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+Anthony rocks Smeller with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Anthony charges with a series of right shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Anthony connects with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus.
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Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Smeller rocks Anthony with a series of off balance combinations to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller landed 22 of 33 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 17 of 31 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 30-27


Smeller grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Anthony grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Smeller tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Smeller thumps Anthony with a pair of light combinations to the chest!!
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Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Anthony attempts a uppercut to the chest, but falls short.
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Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Anthony throws a pair of right shots to the chest, but Smeller ducks just in time.
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+Smeller lands a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Anthony attacks with a volley of shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Smeller rocks Anthony with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
+Anthony connects with a series of wild shots to the stomach. Smeller laughs!
Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Anthony hits with a series of mean punches to the chest. Smeller beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller landed 15 of 35 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 16 of 31 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 40-36


Smeller grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Anthony is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Smeller tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Smeller punches Anthony with a volley of quick punches to the head. Anthony doesn't notice.
Smeller lands a mighty left uppercut and Anthony staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Smeller lands a flurry of loud combinations to the jaw. Anthony covers up.
Smeller tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Smeller tosses a right to the jaw.
Smeller lands a decisive right hook and Anthony staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Smeller lands a volley of punches to the chin!!
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+Smeller connects with a flurry of wild punches to the face.
Smeller lands a lightning haymaker and Anthony drops like a stone!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Fart Smeller wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Smeller is obviously tired.

Anthony is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 2: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 4: Fart Smeller 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 2: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 4: Fart Smeller 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 2: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 4: Fart Smeller 10-9

Fart Smeller wins by a knockout!


          

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