Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\922771.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated "marvelous" Mike Beirnes by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Thursday, December 12, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 267 pounds (121 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 457 pounds (207 kilograms) is "marvelous" Mike Beirnes!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)
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+Marvelous throws a volley of punches to the nose. Pillow Hands is hurt!
-Marvelous throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but Pillow Hands backs out of it.
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+Pillow Hands smashes Marvelous with a series of shots to the face.
-Marvelous tries to land a jab to the nose, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
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+Pillow Hands jars Marvelous with a pair of furious shots to the nose. Marvelous sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Pillow Hands strikes with a sweeping right to the ribs.
Pillow Hands lands a crashing right haymaker and Marvelous collapses!!
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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pillow Hands pummels Marvelous with a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Marvelous fires a flurry of shots to the temple, but Pillow Hands narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+Pillow Hands hits with a series of furious shots to the eye.
+Pillow Hands hammers Marvelous with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus. Marvelous shakes his head to clear it.
-Marvelous probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Pillow Hands punches Marvelous with a volley of mean shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 31 of 38 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 2 of 38 punches.
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-8
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-8
Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Marvelous is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)
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+Pillow Hands hits Marvelous with a flurry of blows to the head.
Pillow Hands lands a sudden smash to the jaw and Marvelous's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Marvelous tries a pair of blows to the mouth, but Pillow Hands ducks just in time.
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+Pillow Hands solidly lands a barrage of punches to the nose!
+Pillow Hands stuns Marvelous with a nasty straight right to the mouth!
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-Marvelous charges with a pair of blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Marvelous probes with a series of blows to the face, but misses.
+Pillow Hands pummels Marvelous with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Marvelous throws a series of left blows to the mouth, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
-Marvelous attempts a flurry of left shots to the chin, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of vicious blows to the head.
+Marvelous grazes Pillow Hands with a flurry of vicious blows to the chin.
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+Pillow Hands throws a series of shots to the chin! Marvelous seems wobbly!
-Pillow Hands throws a volley of blows to the head, but misses completely.
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-Marvelous throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Marvelous lashes out with a pair of left shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Marvelous probes with a left uppercut to the temple, but Pillow Hands escapes.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a pair of loud blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 32 of 42 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 3 of 34 punches.
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-8
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-16
Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.
Marvelous collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)
+Marvelous strikes with a commanding roundhouse to the head!!
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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Marvelous deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands paws a pair of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Pillow Hands belts Marvelous with a series of vicious punches to the eye! Pillow Hands sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Marvelous is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Pillow Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.
Marvelous can't remember which corner is his.
The doctor won't let "marvelous" Mike Beirnes continue the fight! Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a technical knockout!
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