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(Heavyweight) Jed "Big Boy" Robinson defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Monday, December 09, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 305 pounds (138 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 388 pounds (176 kilograms) is Jed "Big Boy" Robinson!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Boy annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the ribs.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker fires a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw!!
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of left shots to the chin, but Big Boy leaps aside.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Big Boy solidly lands a pair of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Big Boy paws a pair of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 7 of 24 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 16 of 23 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Boy punches Crazyfucker with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Crazyfucker belts Big Boy with a volley of painful shots to the jaw.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Big Boy steps aside and laughs.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Boy fires a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker ducks.
+Big Boy throws a volley of glancing blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 24 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 14 of 25 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Big Boy pummels Crazyfucker with a painful hook to the ribs. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Big Boy wallops Crazyfucker with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Boy attempts a right jab to the stomach, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 14 of 25 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Big Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy launches a pair of right punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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+Big Boy solidly lands a hook to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of right punches to the head, but Big Boy ducks.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Boy shakes Crazyfucker with a series of shots to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right shots to the head, but misses completely.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker drills Big Boy with a flurry of hard punches to the head.
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-Big Boy throws a series of right blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Big Boy beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 14 of 24 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker is obviously tired.

Big Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Big Boy fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
+Crazyfucker tags Big Boy with a volley of quick shots to the nose. Big Boy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Big Boy takes it in the forearms.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Boy pounds Crazyfucker with a series of mean shots to the stomach.
+Big Boy punches Crazyfucker with a commanding hook to the ribs.
+Big Boy fires a flurry of punches to the stomach! Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right to the head, but misses completely.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 16 of 24 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker is slowing down.

Big Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Big Boy attacks with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Boy smashes Crazyfucker with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Boy hits with a series of nice shots to the ribs.
-Crazyfucker attempts a left jab to the head, but misses completely.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy lashes out with a pair of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 26 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 14 of 22 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker looks exhausted.

Big Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of left blows to the head, but Big Boy hides behind his gloves.
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+Big Boy smashes Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Big Boy tries a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big Boy attacks with a barrage of commanding shots to the stomach.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of blows to the chin, but Big Boy covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches, and Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 16 of 26 punches.

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson won the round 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker collapses limply onto his stool.

Big Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Big Boy fights inside. (inside)

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+Big Boy fires a volley of shots to the eye.
Big Boy lands a crashing blow to the temple and Crazyfucker's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Big Boy probes with a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Big Boy drills Crazyfucker with a barrage of nice shots to the chin.
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+Big Boy hits with a pair of loud punches to the eye! Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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The fighters circle.
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-Big Boy attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Big Boy steps aside and laughs.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of punches to the head, but Big Boy hides behind his gloves.
+Big Boy tags Crazyfucker with a series of light punches to the chin.
Big Boy lands a brutal right cross to the jaw and Crazyfucker is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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He's Out!
Jed "Big Boy" Robinson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crazyfucker receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye.

Big Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 5: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 6: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 7: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 5: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 6: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 7: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 5: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 6: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9
Round 7: Jed "Big Boy" Robinson 10-9

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson wins by a knockout!


          

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