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(Super-Bantamweight) George W. Stupid defeated SB Dork Boom II by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Tuesday, December 03, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 121 pounds (55 kilograms) is SB Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is George W. Stupid!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Sb Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Stupid hits with a series of shots to the face.
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-Sb Dork Boom Ii launches a series of punches to the head, but Stupid beats a hasty retreat.
+Sb Dork Boom Ii lands a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Stupid attacks with a wild jab to the temple.
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+Sb Dork Boom Ii clocks Stupid with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Sb Dork Boom Ii hits with a volley of wild punches to the nose.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Sb Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sb Dork Boom Ii charges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Stupid quickly backs away.
Stupid tries to attack, but Sb Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sb Dork Boom Ii fires a flurry of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Stupid tosses a uppercut to the head.
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-Sb Dork Boom Ii lunges with a volley of shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sb Dork Boom Ii lunges with a pair of right punches to the head, but Stupid takes it in the forearms.
+Stupid smashes Sb Dork Boom Ii with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Sb Dork Boom Ii suprises Stupid with a series of off balance blows to the mouth.
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+Sb Dork Boom Ii throws a barrage of blows to the nose. Stupid backpedals to his own corner.
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+Sb Dork Boom Ii punches Stupid with a pair of punches to the face!
+Stupid backs up Sb Dork Boom Ii with a painful right to the jaw.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Sb Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sb Dork Boom Ii throws a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Stupid hides behind his gloves.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Sb Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SB Dork Boom II landed 42 of 71 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 34 of 35 punches.

SB Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

SB Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9


Sb Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stupid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Sb Dork Boom Ii throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Stupid is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Sb Dork Boom Ii lunges with a left right to the temple, but Stupid covers himself well.
+Sb Dork Boom Ii fires a volley of punches to the chin.
-Sb Dork Boom Ii tries to land a series of right crosses to the head, but falls short.
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+Sb Dork Boom Ii suprises Stupid with a volley of nice blows to the head.
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-Sb Dork Boom Ii attacks with a flurry of left shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Sb Dork Boom Ii suprises Stupid with a blow to the groin! The Ref mus be blind!
+Sb Dork Boom Ii grazes Stupid with a wild right to the chin. Stupid shakes his head to clear it.
Sb Dork Boom Ii lands a quick right smash to the jaw and Stupid's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Stupid throws a series of off balance punches to the face.
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-Sb Dork Boom Ii probes with a barrage of right blows to the head, but misses.
+Stupid drills Sb Dork Boom Ii with a cross to the ribs.
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+Sb Dork Boom Ii stuns Stupid with a left to the nose.
Sb Dork Boom Ii lands a crashing smash to the jaw and Stupid collapses!!

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Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stupid pokes Sb Dork Boom Ii with a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Stupid catches Sb Dork Boom Ii with a jab to the stomach.
+Stupid stuns Sb Dork Boom Ii with a volley of glancing shots to the mouth. Sb Dork Boom Ii gets mad!
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+Stupid rocks Sb Dork Boom Ii with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
+Stupid throws a pair of punches to the eye.
+Sb Dork Boom Ii attacks with a series of stiff crosses to the head.
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-Sb Dork Boom Ii attacks with a barrage of right blows to the nose, but misses.
+Stupid hits with a right to the face. Sb Dork Boom Ii seems wobbly!
+Stupid lashes out with a series of punches to the face. Sb Dork Boom Ii gets mad!
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+Stupid hits Sb Dork Boom Ii with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
+Stupid rocks Sb Dork Boom Ii with a series of nice punches to the eye.
+Stupid tosses a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Stupid tags Sb Dork Boom Ii with a nasty roundhouse to the mouth.
+Sb Dork Boom Ii strikes with a right to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

SB Dork Boom II landed 22 of 47 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 69 of 69 punches.

SB Dork Boom II won the round 10-7

SB Dork Boom II is winning the fight 20-16


Sb Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 3

Sb Dork Boom Ii throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Sb Dork Boom Ii attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Sb Dork Boom Ii launches a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Stupid narrowly avoids it
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+Stupid hits with a pair of furious punches to the temple. Sb Dork Boom Ii sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Stupid tags Sb Dork Boom Ii with a volley of light punches to the temple. Sb Dork Boom Ii backpedals to his own corner.
Stupid lands a well placed left blow to the temple and Sb Dork Boom Ii is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
George W. Stupid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Sb Dork Boom Ii is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: SB Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: SB Dork Boom II 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: SB Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: SB Dork Boom II 10-7


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: SB Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: SB Dork Boom II 10-7

George W. Stupid wins by a knockout!


          

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