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(Super-Heavyweight) Giant Dodgeball and Dodge Made Me Do It fought to a majority decision draw: 113-113, 115-112, 113-113.

Match Tuesday, November 26, 2013

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 880 pounds (399 kilograms) is Giant Dodgeball!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 868 pounds (394 kilograms) is Dodge Made Me Do It!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dodgeball clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dodge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dodge stuns Dodgeball with a commanding roundhouse to the temple.
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+Dodgeball hammers Dodge with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Dodge hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dodge throws Dodgeball with a blow to the groin! This is terrible!
Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodge shakes Dodgeball with a series of punches to the temple. Dodgeball laughs!
-Dodgeball paws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Dodge leaps aside.
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-Dodgeball attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but Dodge beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dodgeball throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Dodge connects with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
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-Dodgeball attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Dodge suprises Dodgeball with a pair of punches to the nose.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Giant Dodgeball landed 8 of 33 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 19 of 25 punches.

Dodge Made Me Do It won the round 10-9

Dodge Made Me Do It is winning the fight 10-9


Dodgeball doesn't even want to rest!

Dodge doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dodgeball clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dodge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dodgeball paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Dodgeball pounds Dodge with a cross to the ribs!
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dodge whacks Dodgeball with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
-Dodgeball throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Dodgeball lashes out with a straight right to the solar plexus, but Dodge quickly backs away.
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+Dodge tosses a pair of punches to the ribs.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dodge backs up Dodgeball with a barrage of punches to the mouth!
-Dodgeball fires a volley of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Dodgeball paws a volley of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Giant Dodgeball landed 7 of 34 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 21 of 23 punches.

Dodge Made Me Do It won the round 10-9

Dodge Made Me Do It is winning the fight 20-18


Dodgeball doesn't even want to rest!

Dodge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dodgeball fights inside. (inside)
Dodge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dodge whacks Dodgeball with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs. Dodgeball retreats to the far corner.
-Dodgeball probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but misses.
-Dodgeball paws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Dodge stays away from it.
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+Dodge fires a pair of strong punches to the face.
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-Dodgeball throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Dodgeball fires a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dodge blocks.
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-Dodgeball throws a series of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Dodge whacks Dodgeball with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dodgeball smashes Dodge with a wild sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Dodge tosses a quick straight right to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Giant Dodgeball landed 7 of 31 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 23 of 24 punches.

Dodge Made Me Do It won the round 10-9

Dodge Made Me Do It is winning the fight 30-27


Dodgeball remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dodge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dodgeball clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dodge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodge whacks Dodgeball with a light sweeping right to the ribs.
-Dodgeball tries to land a series of blows to the stomach, but Dodge ducks just in time.
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-Dodgeball tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodgeball catches Dodge with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
-Dodgeball paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Dodge ducks just in time.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dodgeball fires a series of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dodgeball paws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Dodgeball paws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Giant Dodgeball landed 5 of 33 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 7 of 8 punches.

Giant Dodgeball won the round 10-9

Dodge Made Me Do It is winning the fight 39-37


Dodgeball remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dodge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Dodgeball fights inside. (inside)
Dodge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dodgeball throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but Dodge deftly avoits it.
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+Dodge shakes Dodgeball with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth. Dodgeball hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dodge throws a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
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-Dodgeball throws a pair of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
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+Dodgeball staggers Dodge with a quick uppercut to the stomach.
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+Dodge tags Dodgeball with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Dodge throws a pair of solid shots to the stomach.
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+Dodge takes charge with a stinging sweeping right to the chest.
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-Dodgeball throws a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dodge backs out of it.
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-Dodgeball paws a straight right to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Giant Dodgeball landed 6 of 28 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 22 of 22 punches.

Dodge Made Me Do It won the round 10-9

Dodge Made Me Do It is winning the fight 49-46


Dodgeball grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dodge is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Dodgeball fights inside. (inside)
Dodge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dodge throws a series of punches to the chest.
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-Dodgeball lunges with a right straight right to the face, but Dodge takes it in the forearms.
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-Dodgeball tries a pair of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dodgeball paws a flurry of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Dodgeball attempts a flurry of shots to the eye, but falls short.
-Dodgeball fires a pair of blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Dodgeball probes with a pair of shots to the head, but misses.
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+Dodge punches Dodgeball with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose!
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+Dodgeball annoys Dodge with a volley of punches to the eye. Dodge sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Giant Dodgeball landed 7 of 42 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 7 of 8 punches.

Giant Dodgeball won the round 10-9

Dodge Made Me Do It is winning the fight 58-56


Dodgeball grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dodge is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Dodgeball fights inside. (inside)
Dodge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dodge throws a powerful roundhouse to the temple.
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+Dodgeball annoys Dodge with a pair of shots to the mouth!
Dodgeball lands a devestating smash to the jaw and Dodge's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dodge struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dodgeball lands a off balance uppercut to the mouth!
Dodgeball lands a beautiful left uppercut and Dodge is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Dodge struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dodgeball throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Dodgeball tries a pair of blows to the nose, but misses.
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-Dodgeball lunges with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Dodge escapes.
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-Dodgeball lashes out with a barrage of blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Dodgeball lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but Dodge ducks.
-Dodgeball throws a pair of shots to the mouth, but misses.
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+Dodge strikes with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
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+Dodgeball hits with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth!! Dodge covers up.
+Dodge pokes Dodgeball with a flurry of wild punches to the face.
+Dodge wallops Dodgeball with a barrage of quick blows to the eye. Dodgeball sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dodge hits Dodgeball with a stinging left to the head. Dodgeball falls against the ropes!
+Dodge smacks Dodgeball with a series of light punches to the jaw.
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+Dodge connects with a left to the temple.
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+Dodge jolts Dodgeball with a barrage of furious shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Giant Dodgeball landed 9 of 39 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 23 of 23 punches.

Giant Dodgeball won the round 10-7

Giant Dodgeball is winning the fight 66-65


Dodgeball is obviously tired.

Dodge is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Dodgeball clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dodge is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodge clocks Dodgeball with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Dodgeball falls against the ropes!
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-Dodgeball fires a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Dodge deftly avoits it.
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-Dodgeball throws a volley of right blows to the face, but Dodge backs out of it.
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+Dodge smashes Dodgeball with a hard hook to the chest.
-Dodgeball probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Dodge attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodgeball hits with a series of stinging punches to the eye.
-Dodgeball lunges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dodge fires a volley of punches to the chest.
-Dodgeball paws a pair of blows to the face, but to no avail.
Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Giant Dodgeball landed 9 of 38 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 18 of 34 punches.

Dodge Made Me Do It won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dodgeball is slowing down.

Dodge is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Dodgeball clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dodge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dodgeball stuns Dodge with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Dodgeball stuns Dodge with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
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+Dodge pounds Dodgeball with a series of heavy punches to the head.
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+Dodge hits with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Dodgeball probes with a barrage of shots to the temple, but Dodge takes it in the forearms.
Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dodgeball lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Dodge tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Dodgeball attacks with a pair of right blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dodgeball lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Giant Dodgeball landed 9 of 42 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 12 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Dodgeball is slowing down.

Dodge is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Dodgeball clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dodge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dodgeball punches Dodge with a barrage of solid punches to the eye.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dodgeball probes with a series of right punches to the chin, but Dodge quickly backs away.
-Dodgeball fires a series of right punches to the temple, but Dodge quickly backs away.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dodgeball charges with a left right to the mouth, but Dodge hides behind his gloves.
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-Dodgeball tries a pair of left blows to the temple, but misses.
-Dodgeball probes with a volley of blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Dodge punches Dodgeball with a volley of off balance punches to the temple.
+Dodge attacks with a cross to the nose. Dodgeball backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dodge attacks with a jab to the head, but Dodgeball quickly backs away.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dodgeball paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Dodge ducks just in time.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dodgeball attempts a hook to the jaw, but Dodge deftly avoits it.
-Dodgeball attempts a barrage of blows to the temple, but to no avail.
+Dodgeball smacks Dodge with a series of glancing shots to the face! Dodge falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Giant Dodgeball landed 13 of 55 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 11 of 24 punches.

Giant Dodgeball won the round 10-9

Giant Dodgeball is winning the fight 95-94


Dodgeball is slowing down.

Dodge is slowing down.



ROUND 11

Dodgeball clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dodge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dodgeball fires a volley of blows to the temple, but Dodge hides behind his gloves.
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+Dodgeball scores with a volley of stiff blows to the jaw. Dodge covers up.
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+Dodge pummels Dodgeball with a head butt! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Dodgeball probes with a barrage of right blows to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Dodge backs up Dodgeball with a series of light punches to the chin.
+Dodgeball whacks Dodge with a flurry of furious blows to the nose. Dodge quickly recovers.
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-Dodgeball throws a right roundhouse to the face, but Dodge quickly backs away.
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-Dodgeball attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Dodgeball lunges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dodge wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the head.
Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodge hits Dodgeball with a series of punches to the head.
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-Dodge attempts a straight right to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dodgeball lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the temple, but to no avail.
-Dodgeball throws a flurry of blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Dodgeball attacks with a right jab to the jaw, but Dodge covers himself well.
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-Dodgeball paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dodge stays away from it.
-Dodgeball attempts a right uppercut to the mouth, but to no avail.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Giant Dodgeball landed 12 of 59 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 14 of 23 punches.

Dodge Made Me Do It won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dodgeball is slowing down.

Dodge is slowing down.



ROUND 12

Dodgeball clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dodge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dodgeball fires a series of shots to the eye, but Dodge quickly backs away.
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-Dodgeball attacks with a series of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Dodgeball wallops Dodge with a volley of light punches to the head.
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-Dodge throws a volley of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Dodgeball fires a series of shots to the head, but he's too slow.
Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodge pokes Dodgeball with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
-Dodgeball tries to land a barrage of left shots to the face, but Dodge stays away from it.
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-Dodgeball charges with a flurry of blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Dodgeball annoys Dodge with a series of light blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dodge pops Dodgeball with a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
-Dodgeball paws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Dodge hides behind his gloves.
-Dodgeball lashes out with a volley of shots to the eye, but Dodge takes it in the forearms.
-Dodgeball attacks with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Dodge jars Dodgeball with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dodgeball throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dodge tries to attack, but Dodgeball hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dodgeball probes with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Dodge quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Giant Dodgeball landed 13 of 56 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 13 of 24 punches.

Giant Dodgeball won the round 10-9

Giant Dodgeball is winning the fight 114-113


Dodgeball is slowing down.

Dodge is slowing down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 2: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 3: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 4: Giant Dodgeball 10-9
Round 5: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 6: Giant Dodgeball 10-9
Round 7: Giant Dodgeball 10-7
Round 8: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 9: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 10: Giant Dodgeball 10-9
Round 11: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 12: Giant Dodgeball 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 2: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 3: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 4: Giant Dodgeball 10-9
Round 5: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 6: Giant Dodgeball 10-9
Round 7: Giant Dodgeball 10-7
Round 8: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 9: Giant Dodgeball 10-9
Round 10: Giant Dodgeball 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Giant Dodgeball 10-9

Total Score: Giant Dodgeball 115-112


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 2: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 3: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 4: Giant Dodgeball 10-9
Round 5: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 6: Giant Dodgeball 10-9
Round 7: Giant Dodgeball 10-7
Round 8: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 9: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 10: Giant Dodgeball 10-9
Round 11: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-9
Round 12: Giant Dodgeball 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!

          

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