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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Cain Velasquez by unanimous decision: 120-107, 120-107, 120-107.

Match Thursday, November 21, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 259 pounds (117 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Velasquez backs out of it.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a jab to the jaw, but misses.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez probes with a series of blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Velasquez throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Velasquez attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
+Crazyfucker annoys Velasquez with a volley of punches to the eye!
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-Velasquez fires a pair of right shots to the nose, but misses.
-Velasquez fires a pair of right shots to the head, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 23 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of painful blows to the nose. Velasquez sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of left punches to the eye, but Velasquez covers himself well.
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-Velasquez attempts a left hook to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Velasquez paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Velasquez launches a left right to the temple, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
-Velasquez lunges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Velasquez attempts a right to the jaw, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 13 of 24 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 29 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Crazyfucker hits with a pair of heavy blows to the temple.
-Velasquez probes with a right hook to the face, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Velasquez throws a pair of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Velasquez fires a series of blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a left to the eye, but Velasquez escapes.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez tries a volley of right blows to the chin, but misses.
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-Velasquez lunges with a right right to the jaw, but Crazyfucker blocks.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez charges with a flurry of right shots to the face, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a glancing straight right to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 23 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 31 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Velasquez fires a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez tries a left cross to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a sweeping right to the mouth, but Velasquez backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Velasquez attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Velasquez launches a pair of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Velasquez suprises Crazyfucker with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Velasquez attacks with a pair of shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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+Crazyfucker suprises Velasquez with a series of shots to the jaw.
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-Velasquez fires a volley of blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 25 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 34 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Velasquez throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Velasquez attempts a left right to the mouth, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker fires a left to the eye, but Velasquez escapes.
-Velasquez attempts a series of shots to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Crazyfucker clocks Velasquez with a strong jab to the mouth.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Velasquez whacks Crazyfucker with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Velasquez fires a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez throws a roundhouse to the nose, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Velasquez attempts a pair of right blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Velasquez quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 24 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 31 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-44


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Velasquez probes with a right to the eye, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Velasquez launches a series of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Velasquez steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazyfucker tags Velasquez with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez fires a pair of left shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez throws a left roundhouse to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Velasquez lunges with a pair of right shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 23 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-53


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Velasquez lunges with a volley of right shots to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Crazyfucker smacks Velasquez with a barrage of punches to the head.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker launches a jab to the face, but Velasquez blocks.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez tries a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Velasquez lunges with a barrage of left blows to the head, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Velasquez tries to land a series of left blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the temple, but Velasquez ties him up.
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-Velasquez fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
-Velasquez launches a series of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 25 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-62


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Velasquez escapes.
-Velasquez throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
-Velasquez fires a pair of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attempts a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez tries a series of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Velasquez attempts a left right to the jaw, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez throws a left right to the face, but misses.
-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Velasquez leaps aside.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Velasquez with a nice right to the temple. Velasquez quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 9 of 24 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 31 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-71


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a mean sweeping right to the nose! Velasquez sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Velasquez paws a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
+Crazyfucker fires a nice sweeping right to the stomach. Velasquez shakes his head to clear it.
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-Velasquez attempts a series of shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of left shots to the head, but Velasquez ties him up.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Velasquez throws a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
-Velasquez probes with a right cross to the nose, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of left blows to the eye, but Velasquez leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 23 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-80


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Velasquez paws a cross to the face, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez attacks with a series of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attempts a barrage of left blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Velasquez backs out of it.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of punches to the head!
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez attacks with a uppercut to the head, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 9 of 23 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 37 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-89


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Crazyfucker punches Velasquez with a volley of vicious blows to the chin.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Velasquez backs out of it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a pair of strong blows to the nose.
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-Velasquez charges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of left shots to the eye, but Velasquez takes it in the forearms.
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-Velasquez paws a volley of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez fires a series of blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 24 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 30 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-98


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Crazyfucker rocks Velasquez with a pair of powerful blows to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker scores with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Velasquez fires a uppercut to the face, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez probes with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
-Velasquez throws a series of blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Velasquez throws a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right blows to the nose, but Velasquez blocks.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez attempts a hook to the jaw, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 24 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-107


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-107


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-107


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-107

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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