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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Cain Velasquez by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-109.

Match Sunday, November 17, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 262 pounds (119 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Velasquez throws a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
-Velasquez throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but misses.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez fires a barrage of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez paws a pair of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Crazyfucker punches Velasquez with a series of hard blows to the temple. Velasquez backpedals to his own corner.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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+Crazyfucker backs up Velasquez with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 12 of 27 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Crazyfucker nails Velasquez with a series of blows to the chest.
-Velasquez throws a right roundhouse to the jaw, but comes up empty.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Velasquez throws a hook to the temple, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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+Crazyfucker punches Velasquez with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Velasquez tries to land a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Velasquez probes with a series of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Velasquez tries a series of right blows to the face, but Crazyfucker escapes.
-Velasquez attacks with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez fires a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 24 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 31 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Velasquez escapes.
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-Velasquez attempts a barrage of shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Velasquez attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Velasquez fires a volley of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Velasquez attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker fires a nice hook to the ribs.
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-Velasquez attacks with a flurry of right blows to the face, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of punches to the stomach, but Velasquez deftly avoits it.
-Velasquez lunges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 22 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 30 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Velasquez probes with a volley of blows to the head, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a volley of painful blows to the head.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Velasquez fires a right straight right to the eye, but he's too slow.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez attempts a hook to the chin, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Velasquez attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but Velasquez covers himself well.
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-Velasquez charges with a left to the eye, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Velasquez with a pair of punches to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 25 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Velasquez fires a barrage of left shots to the head, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a barrage of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez probes with a series of left blows to the head, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
-Velasquez tries to land a right uppercut to the jaw, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attempts a cross to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Crazyfucker jars Velasquez with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 23 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Velasquez fires a pair of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Velasquez attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks.
+Crazyfucker hits Velasquez with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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-Velasquez lunges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but Velasquez covers himself well.
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-Velasquez tries to land a series of shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Velasquez tries to land a right to the temple, but comes up empty.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Velasquez attempts a pair of left shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 25 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez throws a volley of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Velasquez probes with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Velasquez launches a flurry of shots to the head, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker throws a barrage of blows to the head!
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez probes with a series of right blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez tries a barrage of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Velasquez launches a volley of blows to the nose, but falls short.
-Velasquez tries to land a left uppercut to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but Velasquez steps aside.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 9 of 25 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Velasquez probes with a pair of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of left shots to the eye, but falls short.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez lunges with a series of right punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Velasquez paws a flurry of left shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Velasquez attempts a right hook to the face, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Velasquez ducks just in time.
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-Velasquez paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker nails Velasquez with a volley of quick blows to the solar plexus.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 23 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 31 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez fires a pair of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attempts a series of right shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker escapes.
-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Velasquez ducks just in time.
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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a mean left to the face. Velasquez seems wobbly!
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-Velasquez tries to land a pair of shots to the face, but falls short.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez lashes out with a right sweeping right to the chin, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 9 of 25 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 34 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Velasquez probes with a pair of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
-Velasquez lunges with a flurry of left blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Velasquez leaps aside.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez throws a left straight right to the temple, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Crazyfucker strikes with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of punches to the temple, but Velasquez deftly avoits it.
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-Velasquez throws a roundhouse to the eye, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
-Velasquez attacks with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Velasquez probes with a right jab to the eye, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 24 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez attacks with a barrage of left shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Velasquez paws a hook to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez tries a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right blows to the face, but Velasquez leaps aside.
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-Velasquez probes with a flurry of shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Velasquez throws a series of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks.
+Crazyfucker throws a series of hard punches to the jaw. Velasquez ignores it.
+Crazyfucker jars Velasquez with a series of wild blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 9 of 24 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Crazyfucker pokes Velasquez with a pair of solid shots to the chin. Velasquez falls against the ropes!
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Velasquez tries a barrage of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez lunges with a series of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Velasquez probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker ducks.
-Velasquez probes with a barrage of shots to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Velasquez attacks with a hook to the nose, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 24 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 29 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-109

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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