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(Super-Bantamweight) George W. Stupid defeated SB Dork Boom III by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Tuesday, November 19, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is George W. Stupid!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is SB Dork Boom III!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Stupid is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sb Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Sb Dork Boom Iii hits Stupid with a flurry of punches to the chest. Stupid quickly recovers.
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+Stupid annoys Sb Dork Boom Iii with a sweeping right to the stomach.
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+Stupid stuns Sb Dork Boom Iii with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw!
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+Stupid connects with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Sb Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Sb Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid tags Sb Dork Boom Iii with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Stupid thumps Sb Dork Boom Iii with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Sb Dork Boom Iii shakes his head to clear it.
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii tries to land a barrage of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Sb Dork Boom Iii paws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Stupid escapes.
Stupid tries to attack, but Sb Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sb Dork Boom Iii throws a uppercut to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Stupid landed 31 of 31 punches, and SB Dork Boom III landed 9 of 25 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 10-9


Stupid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sb Dork Boom Iii doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stupid is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sb Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Sb Dork Boom Iii tosses a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Sb Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid wallops Sb Dork Boom Iii with a pair of off balance blows to the nose. Sb Dork Boom Iii gets mad!
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+Stupid grazes Sb Dork Boom Iii with a pair of solid punches to the face. Sb Dork Boom Iii doesn't seem bothered.
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+Stupid hurts Sb Dork Boom Iii with a series of powerful punches to the face! Sb Dork Boom Iii shakes his head to clear it.
+Stupid punches Sb Dork Boom Iii with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Stupid smashes Sb Dork Boom Iii with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii fires a right jab to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Stupid shakes Sb Dork Boom Iii with a barrage of blows to the eye.
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii lunges with a right hook to the solar plexus, but Stupid steps aside.
-Sb Dork Boom Iii fires a pair of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Sb Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stupid tries to attack, but Sb Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid attacks with a jab to the face.
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+Stupid tosses a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw! Sb Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Stupid landed 29 of 33 punches, and SB Dork Boom III landed 9 of 24 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 20-18


Stupid doesn't even want to rest!

Sb Dork Boom Iii doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Stupid is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sb Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Stupid suprises Sb Dork Boom Iii with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii charges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Stupid deftly avoits it.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Sb Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sb Dork Boom Iii hits Stupid with a pair of punches to the chest.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Sb Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid staggers Sb Dork Boom Iii with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii attacks with a straight right to the chest, but Stupid beats a hasty retreat.
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+Stupid throws a series of punches to the eye.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Sb Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid thumps Sb Dork Boom Iii with a series of loud punches to the chin.
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii probes with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Stupid rocks Sb Dork Boom Iii with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Stupid punches Sb Dork Boom Iii with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Stupid landed 32 of 33 punches, and SB Dork Boom III landed 9 of 22 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 30-27


Stupid doesn't even want to rest!

Sb Dork Boom Iii doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Stupid is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sb Dork Boom Iii fights inside. (inside)

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+Stupid connects with a pair of solid shots to the ribs.
+Sb Dork Boom Iii fires a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Stupid punches Sb Dork Boom Iii with a flurry of punches to the chin. Sb Dork Boom Iii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Sb Dork Boom Iii slams Stupid with a flurry of glancing blows to the chest. Stupid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Sb Dork Boom Iii charges with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Stupid takes it in the forearms.
+Stupid lands a series of light punches to the mouth.
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii throws a series of punches to the chest, but Stupid escapes.
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii launches a volley of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Sb Dork Boom Iii hurts Stupid with a flurry of powerful blows to the stomach.
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii paws a pair of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Stupid throws a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
-Sb Dork Boom Iii attempts a pair of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Stupid shakes Sb Dork Boom Iii with a stiff hook to the jaw. Sb Dork Boom Iii doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Stupid landed 28 of 28 punches, and SB Dork Boom III landed 14 of 41 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 40-36


Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sb Dork Boom Iii doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Stupid is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sb Dork Boom Iii fights inside. (inside)

+Stupid hits with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Sb Dork Boom Iii clocks Stupid with a volley of off balance blows to the ribs. Stupid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Stupid catches Sb Dork Boom Iii with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
+Stupid hits Sb Dork Boom Iii with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii paws a left uppercut to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Sb Dork Boom Iii fires a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Stupid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Stupid hits with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii attempts a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Stupid takes it in the forearms.
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+Stupid pokes Sb Dork Boom Iii with a nice straight right to the eye!! Sb Dork Boom Iii falls against the ropes!
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+Sb Dork Boom Iii punches Stupid with a barrage of stinging blows to the solar plexus. Stupid gets mad!
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sb Dork Boom Iii attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Sb Dork Boom Iii fires a series of blows to the ribs, but Stupid narrowly avoids it
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Stupid landed 31 of 32 punches, and SB Dork Boom III landed 14 of 38 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 50-45


Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sb Dork Boom Iii doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Stupid is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sb Dork Boom Iii fights inside. (inside)

-Sb Dork Boom Iii lunges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Stupid deftly avoits it.
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+Stupid jars Sb Dork Boom Iii with a light right to the nose.
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii lunges with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
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+Sb Dork Boom Iii whacks Stupid with a barrage of punches to the ribs!!
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii attacks with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Stupid stays away from it.
-Sb Dork Boom Iii probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Stupid hides behind his gloves.
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Stupid slams Sb Dork Boom Iii with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Stupid jars Sb Dork Boom Iii with a pair of punches to the ribs. Sb Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Sb Dork Boom Iii punches Stupid with a volley of painful blows to the stomach.
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii attacks with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stupid steps aside and laughs.
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+Stupid smashes Sb Dork Boom Iii with a series of powerful blows to the chin. Sb Dork Boom Iii laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Stupid landed 32 of 33 punches, and SB Dork Boom III landed 13 of 42 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 60-54


Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Sb Dork Boom Iii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sb Dork Boom Iii is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Sb Dork Boom Iii whacks Stupid with a flurry of stiff hooks to the jaw!
Sb Dork Boom Iii lands a sudden haymaker and Stupid drops like a stone!!

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Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stupid thumps Sb Dork Boom Iii with a volley of punches to the face!
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii probes with a volley of crosses to the mouth, but Stupid escapes.
+Sb Dork Boom Iii drills Stupid with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Stupid throws a pair of strong roundhouses to the nose.
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+Stupid attacks with a blow to the chin.
+Stupid backs up Sb Dork Boom Iii with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Sb Dork Boom Iii attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but Stupid steps aside.
-Sb Dork Boom Iii attacks with a pair of right blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Stupid lashes out with a series of shots to the mouth.
Stupid lands a well placed hook and Sb Dork Boom Iii's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Sb Dork Boom Iii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Stupid rocks Sb Dork Boom Iii with a pair of furious punches to the head. Sb Dork Boom Iii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Stupid hits Sb Dork Boom Iii with a flurry of off balance blows to the face.
Stupid lands a sudden hook and Sb Dork Boom Iii hurtles to the canvas!!

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Sb Dork Boom Iii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stupid attacks with a series of punches to the jaw.
Stupid lands a bone crushing left punch in the nose and Sb Dork Boom Iii's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
George W. Stupid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Stupid is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye.

Sb Dork Boom Iii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 2: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 3: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 4: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 5: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 6: George W. Stupid 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 2: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 3: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 4: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 5: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 6: George W. Stupid 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 2: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 3: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 4: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 5: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 6: George W. Stupid 10-9

George W. Stupid wins by a knockout!


          

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