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(Heavyweight) Meadows Dancer defeated Evil Einstein by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Saturday, November 16, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Evil Einstein!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 258 pounds (117 kilograms) is Meadows Dancer!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Einstein lunges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Dancer hammers Einstein with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye. Einstein sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dancer hits with a wild right to the head! Einstein gets mad!
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-Einstein charges with a volley of punches to the head, but Dancer steps aside.
+Dancer jars Einstein with a barrage of solid punches to the eye.
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+Dancer pummels Einstein with a quick jab to the jaw. Einstein sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dancer rocks Einstein with a roundhouse to the temple.
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-Einstein attacks with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Einstein tags Dancer with a powerful jab to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 11 of 31 punches, and Meadows Dancer landed 27 of 33 punches.

Meadows Dancer won the round 10-9

Meadows Dancer is winning the fight 10-9


Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dancer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Einstein attempts a volley of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Einstein lands a flurry of wild punches to the chin. Dancer is hurt!
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+Dancer tags Einstein with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach. Einstein sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Einstein probes with a right jab to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Einstein lands a flurry of powerful blows to the mouth.
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+Dancer drills Einstein with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Dancer belts Einstein with a series of commanding punches to the stomach. Einstein doesn't seem bothered.
-Einstein launches a barrage of right blows to the eye, but Dancer stays away from it.
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+Dancer clocks Einstein with a series of strong punches to the chest.
+Dancer rocks Einstein with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 9 of 32 punches, and Meadows Dancer landed 31 of 32 punches.

Meadows Dancer won the round 10-9

Meadows Dancer is winning the fight 20-18


Einstein doesn't even want to rest!

Dancer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dancer rocks Einstein with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Dancer jars Einstein with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Dancer hurts Einstein with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Dancer slams Einstein with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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-Einstein tries a pair of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Einstein throws a pair of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Dancer connects with a series of loud punches to the stomach. Einstein doesn't seem bothered.
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-Einstein attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Einstein throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Dancer throws a series of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Einstein jars Dancer with a series of punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 10 of 32 punches, and Meadows Dancer landed 31 of 33 punches.

Meadows Dancer won the round 10-9

Meadows Dancer is winning the fight 30-27


Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dancer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Einstein attempts a jab to the stomach, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
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+Dancer wallops Einstein with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
-Einstein paws a series of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Einstein tries a series of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Einstein fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dancer takes it in the forearms.
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-Einstein throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Dancer hides behind his gloves.
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-Einstein tries a left jab to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 6 of 34 punches, and Meadows Dancer landed 8 of 8 punches.

Evil Einstein won the round 10-9

Meadows Dancer is winning the fight 39-37


Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dancer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Einstein charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
-Einstein tries a straight right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Dancer tags Einstein with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Einstein tries to land a roundhouse to the ribs, but Dancer takes it in the forearms.
+Einstein backs up Dancer with a jab to the stomach.
-Einstein attempts a straight right to the chest, but Dancer blocks.
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+Dancer takes charge with a furious right to the stomach. Einstein hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dancer hits Einstein with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Dancer connects with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 8 of 32 punches, and Meadows Dancer landed 30 of 32 punches.

Meadows Dancer won the round 10-9

Meadows Dancer is winning the fight 49-46


Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Einstein hits Dancer with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
-Einstein probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Einstein throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Einstein launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Einstein lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dancer narrowly avoids it
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-Einstein attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Dancer staggers Einstein with a pair of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 6 of 33 punches, and Meadows Dancer landed 8 of 8 punches.

Evil Einstein won the round 10-9

Meadows Dancer is winning the fight 58-56


Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dancer solidly lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!! Einstein laughs!
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+Dancer tags Einstein with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Einstein throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Dancer suprises Einstein with a vicious sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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-Einstein throws a left right to the chest, but Dancer ducks just in time.
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-Einstein lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Dancer quickly backs away.
+Einstein punches Dancer with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Einstein throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Einstein charges with a jab to the solar plexus, but Dancer blocks.
+Dancer fires a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus! Einstein hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dancer hits Einstein with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 8 of 37 punches, and Meadows Dancer landed 26 of 34 punches.

Meadows Dancer won the round 10-9

Meadows Dancer is winning the fight 68-65


Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Einstein paws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Dancer covers himself well.
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-Einstein lunges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Dancer quickly backs away.
-Einstein launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but Dancer ducks just in time.
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-Einstein launches a left jab to the mouth, but Dancer blocks.
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-Einstein paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dancer lands a heavy sweeping right to the head.
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+Einstein pummels Dancer with a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 6 of 30 punches, and Meadows Dancer landed 8 of 8 punches.

Evil Einstein won the round 10-9

Meadows Dancer is winning the fight 77-75


Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dancer attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but Einstein backs out of it.
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-Einstein attempts a pair of right blows to the head, but to no avail.
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+Dancer jolts Einstein with a powerful right to the face.
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+Dancer attacks with a strong cross to the chin.
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+Dancer hits with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
+Einstein pokes Dancer with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Einstein lunges with a jab to the temple, but Dancer ducks just in time.
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+Dancer throws a volley of light punches to the jaw.
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-Einstein lunges with a right jab to the jaw, but falls short.
-Einstein lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 8 of 30 punches, and Meadows Dancer landed 26 of 32 punches.

Meadows Dancer won the round 10-9

Meadows Dancer is winning the fight 87-84


Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Einstein fires a pair of right punches to the temple, but Dancer blocks.
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+Dancer suprises Einstein with a barrage of furious punches to the head.
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-Einstein fires a series of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Einstein probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Einstein throws a volley of punches to the eye.
+Dancer smashes Einstein with a flurry of painful punches to the nose.
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-Einstein lunges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Dancer tattoos Einstein with a series of punches to the mouth. Einstein hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dancer throws a quick jab to the face. Einstein seems wobbly!
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+Dancer fires a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
+Dancer slams Einstein with a furious straight right to the face. Einstein gets mad!
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+Einstein rocks Dancer with a heavy straight right to the chin.
-Einstein throws a jab to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Dancer jolts Einstein with a series of mean punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 8 of 41 punches, and Meadows Dancer landed 32 of 33 punches.

Meadows Dancer won the round 10-9

Meadows Dancer is winning the fight 97-93


Einstein is obviously tired.

Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dancer hits Einstein with a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
+Dancer pokes Einstein with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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-Einstein attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Einstein charges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Dancer blocks.
+Dancer smacks Einstein with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Einstein launches a barrage of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Einstein lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Dancer leaps aside.
-Einstein lunges with a jab to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Einstein attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Dancer hides behind his gloves.
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+Dancer stuns Einstein with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Einstein throws a barrage of wild punches to the mouth!
+Dancer lashes out with a pair of quick punches to the eye.
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+Einstein grazes Dancer with a series of quick punches to the eye.
+Dancer hits Einstein with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Dancer hits with a pair of loud punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 10 of 42 punches, and Meadows Dancer landed 29 of 29 punches.

Meadows Dancer won the round 10-9

Meadows Dancer is winning the fight 107-102


Einstein is obviously tired.

Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancer is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Einstein tries to land a series of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Einstein launches a series of right punches to the mouth, but Dancer quickly backs away.
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-Einstein tries a pair of punches to the face, but Dancer blocks.
-Einstein lashes out with a volley of right blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Dancer nails Einstein with a volley of heavy blows to the chin.
-Einstein throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
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+Dancer pokes Einstein with a barrage of glancing shots to the eye.
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+Dancer attacks with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Dancer catches Einstein with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
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-Einstein attempts a series of left punches to the head, but Dancer escapes.
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-Einstein paws a barrage of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Einstein probes with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Dancer shakes Einstein with a flurry of stinging punches to the face. Einstein sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Einstein hits with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Evil Einstein landed 8 of 41 punches, and Meadows Dancer landed 24 of 24 punches.

Meadows Dancer won the round 10-9

Meadows Dancer is winning the fight 117-111


Einstein is slowing down.

Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 5: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 6: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 7: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 8: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 10: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 11: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 12: Meadows Dancer 10-9

Total Score: Meadows Dancer 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 5: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 6: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 7: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 8: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 10: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 11: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 12: Meadows Dancer 10-9

Total Score: Meadows Dancer 117-111


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 2: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 3: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 4: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 5: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 6: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 7: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 8: Evil Einstein 10-9
Round 9: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 10: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 11: Meadows Dancer 10-9
Round 12: Meadows Dancer 10-9

Total Score: Meadows Dancer 117-111

Meadows Dancer wins by decision!