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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Cain Velasquez by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Wednesday, November 13, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 286 pounds (130 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 262 pounds (119 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Velasquez attempts a pair of left shots to the face, but misses.
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-Velasquez probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker escapes.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker backs up Velasquez with a furious jab to the temple!!
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-Velasquez throws a left hook to the chin, but only hits air.
-Velasquez attacks with a left to the jaw, but falls short.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker hits with a pair of punches to the mouth! Velasquez retreats to the far corner.
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-Velasquez attempts a right uppercut to the face, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Velasquez fires a pair of left shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez launches a left uppercut to the temple, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 12 of 23 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Velasquez attempts a left right to the face, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker punches Velasquez with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Crazyfucker slams Velasquez with a stinging roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right left to the temple, but fails to score.
-Velasquez fires a series of right shots to the nose, but misses completely.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a volley of shots to the head.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez tries a series of shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 13 of 23 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Crazyfucker pummels Velasquez with a series of shots to the face.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker staggers Velasquez with a volley of shots to the head!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Velasquez attempts a flurry of left shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Velasquez tries a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Velasquez tries to land a volley of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Velasquez lunges with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez charges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez launches a volley of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 23 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 31 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Velasquez attempts a hook to the nose, but misses.
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-Velasquez throws a series of right shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of right shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker escapes.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker whacks Velasquez with a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Crazyfucker wakes up the fans with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Velasquez launches a series of shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of blows to the temple, but Velasquez blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 23 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 29 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Velasquez launches a volley of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a jab to the head, but only hits air.
-Velasquez launches a volley of left shots to the eye, but falls short.
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez charges with a right to the chin, but falls short.
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-Velasquez attempts a barrage of right shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker hits Velasquez with a barrage of stiff shots to the chin!
-Velasquez lunges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 24 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 31 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Velasquez probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker punches Velasquez with a series of blows to the chin.
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
+Crazyfucker jars Velasquez with a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
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-Velasquez tries to land a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but Velasquez ties him up.
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+Velasquez punches Crazyfucker with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the head, but only hits air.
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-Velasquez tries to land a series of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez charges with a pair of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 25 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 34 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez charges with a series of right blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez attempts a flurry of blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez launches a series of blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker tags Velasquez with a volley of shots to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker solidly lands a volley of painful punches to the jaw! Velasquez grimaces in pain.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a right to the face, but goes wide.
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-Velasquez probes with a series of left blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of right shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Velasquez attempts a flurry of left blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 24 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 35 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Crazyfucker jars Velasquez with a pair of stinging punches to the eye. Velasquez falls against the ropes!
-Velasquez attacks with a pair of right blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a volley of left shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Velasquez lunges with a flurry of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the face, but fails to score.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of left shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Velasquez tries a series of left shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 24 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 30 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Velasquez fires a volley of right shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez throws a series of blows to the face, but loses his balance.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez charges with a series of blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Velasquez attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazyfucker punches Velasquez with a series of heavy blows to the eye.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez launches a left uppercut to the mouth, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Crazyfucker whacks Velasquez with a barrage of wild punches to the mouth.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 24 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 33 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker throws a barrage of punches to the stomach. Velasquez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a cross to the temple, but misses completely.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez tries to land a volley of left blows to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Velasquez launches a flurry of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Velasquez probes with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Velasquez tries to land a volley of shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Velasquez tries a pair of blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Velasquez throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez throws a barrage of right shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 24 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Velasquez paws a left straight right to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Velasquez charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker suprises Velasquez with a flurry of blows to the nose.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez paws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez paws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez attacks with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker lands a flurry of blows to the nose.
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 23 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 35 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez probes with a volley of right blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez launches a flurry of blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker ducks.
+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of mean blows to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of blows to the temple, but fails to score.
+Crazyfucker pops Velasquez with a pair of quick blows to the solar plexus.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez paws a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but misses.
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-Velasquez launches a series of left punches to the face, but misses.
-Velasquez throws a barrage of left shots to the face, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 12 of 23 punches, and Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 30 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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