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(Heavyweight) Angry Byrd defeated Big Fat Slob by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Monday, November 11, 2013

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 5 inches (257 centimeters) tall weighing in at 636 pounds (288 kilograms) is Angry Byrd!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 317 pounds (144 kilograms) is Big Fat Slob!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Big Fat Slob throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Angry hits Big Fat Slob with a series of glancing punches to the nose. Big Fat Slob asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Angry stuns Big Fat Slob with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
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+Big Fat Slob attacks with a volley of punches to the temple.
-Angry launches a right right to the face, but Big Fat Slob escapes.
+Big Fat Slob lands a flurry of stinging punches to the nose. Angry covers up.
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+Angry wakes up the fans with a volley of nice punches to the nose. Big Fat Slob is hurt!
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-Big Fat Slob lashes out with a straight right to the stomach, but Angry narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 24 of 34 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 13 of 25 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 10-9


Angry doesn't want to stop fighting!

Big Fat Slob doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Angry fires a stinging jab to the nose.
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+Angry lashes out with a series of wild punches to the nose.
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+Big Fat Slob pummels Angry with a volley of punches to the face.
+Angry fires a sweeping right to the face.
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+Angry throws a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
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-Big Fat Slob lashes out with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Angry hides behind his gloves.
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+Big Fat Slob clocks Angry with a barrage of wild punches to the chest. Angry sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Big Fat Slob lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Big Fat Slob tries a volley of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Angry paws a pair of shots to the eye, but Big Fat Slob leaps aside.
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+Angry fires a volley of punches to the temple. Big Fat Slob covers up.
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-Big Fat Slob tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Angry quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 22 of 35 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 15 of 31 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 20-18


Angry doesn't even want to rest!

Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Big Fat Slob lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Angry quickly backs away.
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+Angry annoys Big Fat Slob with a pair of shots to the temple!!
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+Big Fat Slob wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Angry hits with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Angry smacks Big Fat Slob with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Angry lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Big Fat Slob probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Angry beats a hasty retreat.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a nasty jab to the chest.
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+Angry smashes Big Fat Slob with a flurry of punches to the eye! Big Fat Slob sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 20 of 35 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 16 of 32 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 30-27


Angry doesn't even want to rest!

Big Fat Slob doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.

-Big Fat Slob attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Angry narrowly avoids it
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-Angry launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Big Fat Slob beats a hasty retreat.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
+Big Fat Slob hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye. Angry quickly recovers.
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+Angry whacks Big Fat Slob with a volley of punches to the temple. Big Fat Slob doesn't seem bothered.
+Angry attacks with a jab to the eye.
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+Angry connects with a jab to the temple!
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-Big Fat Slob lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but Angry ties him up.
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+Angry hits with a pair of strong punches to the jaw. Big Fat Slob asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Big Fat Slob throws a series of punches to the nose, but Angry narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 23 of 30 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 14 of 32 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 40-36


Angry remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.

+Angry solidly lands a barrage of strong punches to the head.
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-Big Fat Slob lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Big Fat Slob clocks Angry with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Big Fat Slob tosses a pair of quick punches to the jaw.
+Angry takes charge with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Big Fat Slob tries to land a volley of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Angry nails Big Fat Slob with a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
+Angry lashes out with a flurry of hard shots to the head. Big Fat Slob sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Big Fat Slob launches a flurry of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Big Fat Slob throws a volley of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 22 of 22 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 14 of 33 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 50-45


Angry remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Fat Slob remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.

+Big Fat Slob drills Angry with a series of shots to the chest. Angry shakes his head to clear it.
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-Big Fat Slob lunges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Big Fat Slob probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Angry steps aside and laughs.
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+Angry jolts Big Fat Slob with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Angry solidly lands a series of off balance punches to the chest.
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-Angry paws a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Big Fat Slob throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Big Fat Slob pokes Angry with a commanding left to the face. Angry beats a hasty retreat.
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-Big Fat Slob attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but Angry leaps aside.
+Angry hits Big Fat Slob with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw. Big Fat Slob doesn't notice.
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+Angry lands a series of off balance punches to the temple. Big Fat Slob doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 28 of 29 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 13 of 34 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 60-54


Angry remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Fat Slob grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Big Fat Slob pops Angry with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Big Fat Slob takes charge with a pair of hard punches to the chin!
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-Angry charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Big Fat Slob ties him up.
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+Angry suprises Big Fat Slob with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Big Fat Slob lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Angry leaps aside.
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+Angry scores with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple. Big Fat Slob retreats to the far corner.
-Big Fat Slob throws a series of right punches to the temple, but Angry beats a hasty retreat.
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+Angry tags Big Fat Slob with a barrage of loud punches to the head. Big Fat Slob doesn't notice.
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+Angry lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Angry solidly lands Big Fat Slob with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Big Fat Slob charges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Angry escapes.
-Big Fat Slob attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Angry narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 17 of 23 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 12 of 32 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 70-63


Angry remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Fat Slob grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Angry attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Big Fat Slob probes with a left straight right to the head, but Angry leaps aside.
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+Angry grazes Big Fat Slob with a loud jab to the nose. Big Fat Slob ignores it.
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+Big Fat Slob takes charge with a off balance left to the chest.
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+Angry whacks Big Fat Slob with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Angry tosses a series of nice punches to the eye!! Big Fat Slob backpedals to his own corner.
+Angry drills Big Fat Slob with a pair of glancing punches to the head. Big Fat Slob beats a hasty retreat.
+Big Fat Slob hits Angry with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Big Fat Slob fires a pair of right punches to the temple, but Angry narrowly avoids it
-Angry probes with a series of punches to the chin, but Big Fat Slob narrowly avoids it
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+Big Fat Slob thumps Angry with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Big Fat Slob paws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 22 of 31 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 15 of 34 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 80-72


Angry remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Fat Slob grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Angry nails Big Fat Slob with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
-Big Fat Slob charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Angry steps aside.
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+Angry connects with a volley of wild punches to the nose.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a roundhouse to the head. Angry falls against the ropes!
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+Angry lands a flurry of punches to the face! Big Fat Slob laughs!
+Angry hits with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
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+Big Fat Slob fires a volley of mean punches to the jaw! Angry ignores it.
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-Big Fat Slob fires a pair of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
-Big Fat Slob charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Angry takes it in the forearms.
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+Angry punches Big Fat Slob with a flurry of stiff blows to the eye.
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-Angry probes with a left right to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 22 of 32 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 13 of 35 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 90-81


Angry grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Big Fat Slob grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.

-Big Fat Slob charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Angry ducks.
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-Big Fat Slob throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but Angry steps aside.
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+Big Fat Slob punches Angry with a barrage of punches to the nose. Angry ignores it.
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+Angry smashes Big Fat Slob with a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
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-Angry attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Big Fat Slob probes with a right jab to the face, but Angry leaps aside.
-Big Fat Slob attempts a series of right blows to the jaw, but Angry covers himself well.
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+Angry shakes Big Fat Slob with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a right to the eye.
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+Angry solidly lands a barrage of punches to the mouth. Big Fat Slob asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 18 of 23 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 12 of 33 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 100-90


Angry grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Big Fat Slob is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Angry attacks with a right jab to the head, but only hits air.
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-Big Fat Slob lashes out with a right sweeping right to the jaw, but Angry ducks just in time.
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+Big Fat Slob strikes with a flurry of punches to the temple. Angry gets mad!
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+Angry whacks Big Fat Slob with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Angry solidly lands a volley of quick punches to the jaw. Big Fat Slob seems wobbly!
-Big Fat Slob paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Big Fat Slob tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but Angry ducks.
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-Big Fat Slob lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Angry stays away from it.
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+Big Fat Slob hits with a flurry of light punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 17 of 22 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 12 of 33 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 110-99


Angry grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Big Fat Slob is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 12

Angry stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Fat Slob stays outside and uses his jab.

+Big Fat Slob throws a volley of punches to the head!
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+Angry attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Big Fat Slob throws a series of right punches to the head, but Angry hides behind his gloves.
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+Angry suprises Big Fat Slob with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-Big Fat Slob probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Angry escapes.
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-Big Fat Slob probes with a series of punches to the face, but misses.
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-Big Fat Slob attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Big Fat Slob grazes Angry with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Angry attacks with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Angry attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Angry throws a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angry Byrd landed 25 of 33 punches, and Big Fat Slob landed 14 of 39 punches.

Angry Byrd won the round 10-9

Angry Byrd is winning the fight 120-108


Angry grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Big Fat Slob is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 3: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 4: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 5: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 6: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 7: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 8: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 9: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 10: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 11: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 12: Angry Byrd 10-9

Total Score: Angry Byrd 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 3: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 4: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 5: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 6: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 7: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 8: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 9: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 10: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 11: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 12: Angry Byrd 10-9

Total Score: Angry Byrd 120-108


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 2: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 3: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 4: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 5: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 6: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 7: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 8: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 9: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 10: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 11: Angry Byrd 10-9
Round 12: Angry Byrd 10-9

Total Score: Angry Byrd 120-108

Angry Byrd wins by decision!


          

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