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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mike "Good Night" Tyson by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Thursday, November 07, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Mike "Good Night" Tyson!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 278 pounds (126 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Good Night throws a pair of right shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Good Night suprises Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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+Crazyfucker drills Good Night with a roundhouse to the mouth.
Crazyfucker lands a powerful right hook and Good Night's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Good Night struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker grazes Good Night with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
-Good Night attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Good Night with a volley of glancing blows to the ribs. Good Night laughs!
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+Good Night connects with a volley of commanding shots to the chin!
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+Crazyfucker hits with a wild sweeping right to the face.
+Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the head. Good Night backpedals to his own corner.
+Good Night grazes Crazyfucker with a pair of glancing blows to the chin.
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+Good Night hits with a flurry of stiff blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 18 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 19 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-8


Good Night doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 2

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Good Night probes with a series of shots to the chest, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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+Crazyfucker throws a volley of blows to the chin.
+Good Night staggers Crazyfucker with a flurry of painful shots to the jaw. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
+Crazyfucker tosses a volley of blows to the head.
+Crazyfucker annoys Good Night with a barrage of nasty blows to the mouth.
Crazyfucker lands a slow motion right hook and Good Night is knocked off his feet!!

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Good Night struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Good Night attacks with a right roundhouse to the head, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker solidly lands a barrage of hard punches to the eye.
Crazyfucker lands a cruel smash to the jaw and Good Night falls to the canvas!!

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Good Night struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker fires a flurry of glancing blows to the head.
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+Good Night punches Crazyfucker with a pair of powerful shots to the nose. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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+Crazyfucker nails Good Night with a barrage of strong blows to the head.
Crazyfucker lands a lightning left hook and Good Night drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Crazyfucker wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Good Night is slowing down. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8

Crazyfucker wins by a knockout!


          

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