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(Heavyweight) Mike "Good Night" Tyson defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Friday, November 01, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 261 pounds (118 kilograms) is Mike "Good Night" Tyson!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 282 pounds (128 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Crazyfucker wakes up the fans with a volley of solid blows to the head. Good Night covers up.
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+Good Night slams Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the head.
+Good Night pops Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the face.
+Crazyfucker rocks Good Night with a powerful right to the chin.
Crazyfucker lands a decisive uppercut and Good Night drops like a stone!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Good Night struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker annoys Good Night with a flurry of blows to the face.
-Good Night lunges with a series of right punches to the head, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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+Good Night hits with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs!!
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker clocks Good Night with a quick hook to the eye.
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-Good Night throws a left hook to the face, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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+Good Night hits Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 19 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 17 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-8


Good Night remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Good Night attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
-Good Night attacks with a pair of left blows to the head, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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+Crazyfucker throws a volley of wild shots to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Good Night blocks.
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+Good Night staggers Crazyfucker with a volley of glancing blows to the head.
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+Good Night connects with a barrage of strong punches to the head.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of left shots to the temple, but Good Night deftly avoits it.
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+Good Night strikes with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
Good Night lands a devestating left uppercut and Crazyfucker drops like a stone!!

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FOUR

FIVE

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EIGHT
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker pops Good Night with a pair of light punches to the stomach.
+Good Night annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Good Night hurts Crazyfucker with a series of loud shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 20 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 9 of 27 punches.

Mike "Good Night" Tyson won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Good Night grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 3

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker fires a series of right blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Good Night tags Crazyfucker with a volley of stiff blows to the head. Crazyfucker covers up.
+Crazyfucker backs up Good Night with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
-Good Night charges with a series of left blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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+Good Night stuns Crazyfucker with a pair of mean punches to the stomach!!
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+Good Night slams Crazyfucker with a hook to the mouth.
Good Night lands a thundering blow to the head and Crazyfucker falls to the canvas!!

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THREE

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FIVE

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SEVEN

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NINE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Good Night grazes Crazyfucker with a painful uppercut to the head.
+Crazyfucker solidly lands a pair of strong punches to the chin.
+Good Night tags Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the nose.
Good Night lands a sudden right punch in the nose and Crazyfucker is knocked down!!

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NINE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Good Night belts Crazyfucker with a flurry of stiff blows to the mouth.
Good Night lands a vicious left haymaker and Crazyfucker is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Mike "Good Night" Tyson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Good Night grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 2: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 2: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-8


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 2: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-8

Mike "Good Night" Tyson wins by a knockout!


          

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