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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mortez by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Wednesday, October 30, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 278 pounds (126 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 233 pounds (106 kilograms) is Mortez!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez hammers Crazyfucker with a pair of strong blows to the nose. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of blows to the face, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker rocks Mortez with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Mortez jars Crazyfucker with a flurry of hard shots to the eye.
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+Mortez solidly lands a hard right to the chest.
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+Crazyfucker fires a uppercut to the ribs.
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-Mortez probes with a barrage of left blows to the nose, but misses completely.
+Mortez lands a pair of strong shots to the head.
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+Mortez punches Crazyfucker with a wild straight right to the eye. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 9 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 27 of 40 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mortez doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

+Mortez lands a pair of stinging shots to the chest.
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+Mortez drills Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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-Mortez throws a pair of blows to the head, but misses completely.
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-Mortez paws a flurry of shots to the chest, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Mortez slams Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the head.
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+Crazyfucker fires a pair of light punches to the chest. Mortez is hurt!
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+Mortez connects with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Mortez catches Crazyfucker with a volley of quick punches to the eye. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of blows to the head, but Mortez leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 28 of 38 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mortez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez punches Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Mortez throws a series of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Mortez throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a series of punches to the eye.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a hook to the temple, but falls short.
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-Mortez probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Mortez tags Crazyfucker with a flurry of strong shots to the jaw.
-Mortez probes with a series of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Mortez with a cross to the temple.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Mortez strikes with a volley of mean punches to the stomach!
+Mortez lashes out with a pair of wild shots to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 12 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 20 of 43 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 29-28


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Mortez fires a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Mortez lands a flurry of shots to the chin.
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-Mortez lunges with a pair of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of right shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Mortez attacks with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a barrage of shots to the temple. Mortez sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Crazyfucker lands a furious left to the stomach.
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+Mortez hits with a light sweeping right to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left shots to the head, but Mortez backs out of it.
+Mortez wallops Crazyfucker with a series of nasty shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 10 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 18 of 39 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez pummels Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the stomach. Crazyfucker covers up.
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-Mortez charges with a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-Mortez launches a series of left shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
+Mortez attacks with a volley of loud blows to the solar plexus.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of left shots to the stomach, but Mortez deftly avoits it.
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-Mortez lunges with a series of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a series of stinging blows to the nose.
-Mortez launches a flurry of shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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+Mortez backs up Crazyfucker with a pair of commanding blows to the temple!!
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+Crazyfucker pokes Mortez with a flurry of punches to the nose. Mortez beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mortez paws a right jab to the nose, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 12 of 45 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 48-47


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez tries a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Mortez tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Mortez launches a barrage of shots to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Mortez attempts a left roundhouse to the chest, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a volley of loud blows to the stomach!!
-Crazyfucker tries a pair of blows to the jaw, but Mortez quickly backs away.
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+Mortez scores with a quick hook to the chin. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
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+Mortez annoys Crazyfucker with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Mortez attempts a pair of right blows to the face, but fails to score.
-Mortez lunges with a series of right blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Mortez tries a series of shots to the eye, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 11 of 41 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 58-56


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez is slowing down. He has gash above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker rocks Mortez with a pair of commanding blows to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Mortez probes with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Mortez attacks with a volley of blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Mortez fires a right cross to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker fires a heavy roundhouse to the stomach. Mortez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Mortez lunges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Mortez probes with a right uppercut to the mouth, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
-Mortez probes with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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+Mortez staggers Crazyfucker with a flurry of loud shots to the nose. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Crazyfucker suprises Mortez with a barrage of commanding blows to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 11 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 6 of 37 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 68-65


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez looks exhausted. He has gash above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez tries a volley of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Crazyfucker drills Mortez with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Mortez sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Crazyfucker lands a sudden uppercut and Mortez is knocked out of the ring!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker lands a volley of strong punches to the temple!!
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+Mortez throws a series of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Mortez probes with a pair of left shots to the chest, but Crazyfucker escapes.
-Mortez attempts a series of right blows to the head, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Mortez throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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+Crazyfucker fires a volley of shots to the nose.
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-Mortez tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Mortez suprises Crazyfucker with a volley of vicious shots to the temple.
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-Mortez probes with a series of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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BELL
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the left eye.

The doctor won't let Mortez continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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